WQSB Morning Show with Barry and Holli
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WQSB Morning Show with Barry and Holli
Episode 103
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Ever wondered what happens when a high school mishap and a mascara disaster meet live video streaming? Kick off your morning with Barry and Holli as we recount some truly hilarious personal stories, including Barry's ultimate high school embarrassment and Holly's makeup mishap. We'll keep you in stitches while teasing the possibility of bringing you even closer to the action with live video streaming, and don't miss our chat about the wild world of FCC compliance—because nobody wants a fine!
Get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity in our segment featuring a Russian spy beluga whale named Vladimir and Amy Slayton's bizarre camel bite escapade. We also tackle the rising trend of solo dining and share some of our own experiences eating alone. Then, we dive into the emoji universe to describe our mornings, followed by a jaw-dropping story of a family caught planting cockroaches in their food to dodge the bill. Trust us, you'll be shaking your head in disbelief at the lengths some people go for a free meal.
Our entertainment updates are packed with juicy tidbits—we're talking about the latest NYC Club Comics show, standout America's Got Talent performances, and Valerie Bertinelli's newest career moves. Plus, we've got the scoop on the much-anticipated third season of Euphoria and how Angus Cloud's passing is affecting the show. We wrap things up with a smart mask that can analyze your breath for health indicators, some funny bad breath anecdotes, and the chaotic yet hilarious beach trip of a single mom. Stick around for a quirky song about befriending an armadillo and much more!
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Speaker 3It's time to rise and shine and get your morning started with Alabama's award-winning morning show. We have hit the motherland hey, it's morning time Broadcasting live from high atop Alabama's beautiful Sand Mountain. We're no strangers to love.
Speaker 1You know the rules, and so do I.
Speaker 3I listen to you guys every day, every hour, all the time. Keep it here and listen for this. Please welcome your hosts. Barry, you probably won't believe this, but I was bullied in high school for being too handsome. I don't believe you. You're right, it was for setting my crotch on fire in shop class. And holly, the english language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky face, let's play this backwards and see if it gets any better. I'm gonna give you up.
Speaker 1Never gonna let you down. Good morning, it's 6.07. And speaking of the emojis, that's a good time. Yeah, it is W 7 and S Speaking of the emojis.
Speaker 2That's a good time.
Speaker 1Yeah, it is Winky face, not the wink.
Speaker 2Winky face. I didn't add that on mine. Today I don't feel like winking. No, oh, here I'll wink here.
Speaker 1Wow, that's a wink. Looks like you're having medical issues.
Speaker 2Well, it's not, it's just my wink.
Speaker 1Are you sure I can?
Speaker 2Actually I did yeah.
Speaker 1It looks like you might want to lay down for a minute.
Speaker 2Let me see you, Wayne.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Oh, you can lay.
Speaker 3Yeah but you can't. Why do you do that?
Speaker 2I have to open my mouth. Why is your mouth open? I don't know. What is that supposed to look like? I don't know, I can't do it. It's like putting on mascara. I cannot put on mascara without opening my mouth.
Speaker 1That's odd.
Speaker 2I know it's just weird. I don't know, does it?
Speaker 1make it run faster, or what are you doing?
Speaker 2Run. I don't know you don't want it to run.
Speaker 1But what are you doing with your mouth open?
Speaker 2I don't know. I just put on my mascara like this and hey, listen, if you're having a hard time imagining what I look like, you won't have to wonder for too long, because we got something coming down the pipeline we do. We do something very new we may have some video coming up yeah we're talking about it.
Speaker 1So when you say video, it's actually like it'll be live yeah, it'll be live.
Speaker 2It'll be our morning show, that's scary stream live. Well, you just got to practice like you're in front of your preacher oh, I need to pretend that matt brooks is sitting right over there. Yes, and I'll pretend, john hend Brooks is sitting right over there. Yes, and I'll pretend, john Henderson. Is sitting right there with him.
Speaker 1And we have to be careful what we're saying.
Speaker 2Yes, and.
Speaker 1All of the air is fine.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, we do great all of the air.
Speaker 1Your mind says FCC, fcc, fine, fine, fine, money, money, money, get fired, get fired.
Speaker 2How much is it fine if I were to say a cuss word? It depends on which one. Okay, the F-bomb.
Speaker 1The big one, the big heavy, it'd probably take your house.
Speaker 2No, for real. What would they charge?
Speaker 1Thousands, it'd be in the thousands.
Speaker 2For real.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2What if you say the other F-word, the small F-word Like the?
Speaker 1Oh, you're fine with that one.
Speaker 2You're going to say that one.
Speaker 1You told me one time that was one of the seven deadly sins.
Speaker 2It was one of the ones, but now you can kind of just flip one out. I mean, there is, yeah, it's kind of like silent but deadly there, but here we are. Yeah, but speaking of emojis, I put up a facebook post this morning, but don't okay, okay, I thought we were done.
Speaker 1No, but this you were teasing them that something is coming soon yeah, something's coming soon and we are so excited for it.
Speaker 2We've got to make sure all the logistics work and we've got to figure out all the rules and regulations with the FCC, with the music, with everything. But who would like to watch us live? I don't know. We may not have any viewers.
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2I don't know, they may not want to watch this, barry.
Speaker 1But it would be live. Somebody walks in the room. They're on the camera.
Speaker 2Well, here's the thing. There's no delay in our radio, like right now, I can say anything I want to and you are going to hear it. There's no delay, there's no bleeps, there's no safety net, no, so that's how the live is going to be. We just have to remind other people. I think we'll be fine. I think it's Mike Allen's going to come. You know how he busts in here in the mornings Like Kramer. Rachel, she's going to have to watch her mouth.
Speaker 1Yeah. Will's good he don't do anything bad.
Speaker 2No, no, no Will's professional Will Of the station. Yeah, he really is, but we will have to watch what we say. But anyway, we'll go to breaks, like we'll have breaks at BRB page.
Speaker 1Yeah, so when we're even the microphone's off, you can see what happens while the microphone is off.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, you can just watch this. It'll be like watching monkeys in a zoo. It is yeah. It'd be like putting a camera up in the zoo and just being able to log on and watch it. I don't know, I don't know if people will watch it. Don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1I wouldn't. I've watched other morning shows to see what they do.
Speaker 2I do too, and I like the visuals. I'd love to hear some feedback on this. If you guys want to shoot me a message on Facebook at WQSB, I'll read it, but I just I don't know. I'm excited about this because I feel like this is what we're headed toward it is, it's digital. Yeah.
Speaker 1We've heard about this for the last five years Whenever we go to seminars, you have to be more digital, whether it's on Facebook or whether it's on Instagram or whether it's on TikTok. Yeah, whether it's on Facebook or whether it's on Instagram or whether it's on TikTok, whether it's on Twitter, whatever, you've got to be part of all that.
Speaker 2Yeah, our audience lives on Facebook, though. That's where most of our people are from Most.
Speaker 1But we're going to try to be part of everything, just to give you more stuff, just to try to entertain more.
Speaker 2Yeah, if you're not on Facebook, we're going to try to stream it to YouTube at the same time.
Speaker 1Yeah, and, like this morning, you put up the emoji thing you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, it's funny. It was mentioned in the winky face in the show intro we have here.
Speaker 2I know, isn't that ironic? Yeah, we didn't even plan that.
Speaker 1Describe your morning using only emojis, and mine was just a laughing face and a microphone.
Speaker 2Oh, you are so exciting, microphone.
Speaker 1oh, you are so exciting well I'm not with the laughing face means it's a good morning, because it feels so good outside very it feels so it feels like fall. I know we're still weeks away, but the wind, that the way. I love wind. I don't know what it is about the when the wind blows um pay tornadoes, of course, but a lot of us love a windy day yeah and it feels so good because morning there's a nice little cool breeze blowing and the high is only 84.
Speaker 1Today, with a 25 mile an hour wind, it's going to be a nice day I like that and the weekend overnight lows. Saturday night and Sunday night low 50s, maybe even upper 40s. That's cold. So yeah, I'll take it though we can't just find a nice in between here we have to go from one extreme to the other.
Speaker 2Okay, can I read my emojis? Yeah, what are your emojis?
Speaker 1I'm trying to see them here Mine are sparkly. Oh, I thought that was a chicken.
Speaker 2No, it's not a chicken. What it don't even look like a chicken.
Speaker 1I'm sure it's a glare.
Speaker 2You need to have your glasses checked, I do. There's spark gaming today you do.
Speaker 1And what's that in that cup of coffee?
Speaker 2Cup of coffee. I'm on my second cup. Oh my goodness, heart, hands, because I love our audience.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'll say that and in love.
Speaker 2I'm full of love today.
Speaker 1That's good.
Speaker 2I'm just in a loving mood, okay.
Speaker 1Everybody needs to be. Oh yeah, just be happy today. Yeah, let's just have a good day. So, if you you know there's a lot of things you need to know today, how do you know it's Wednesday, september the 4th, halfway through another work week, which is a short week for some because of Monday being a holiday. So what is going on? What do we need to know and need to think about today?
Speaker 2Today's important day. It is National Baby Back Ribs Day.
Speaker 1Oh, I love ribs. I want my baby back baby back, baby back, yes, yes, Remember what was that Chili's Was?
Speaker 2that the one. Yeah, chili's Baby back, yep.
Speaker 1That was like iconic.
Speaker 2Yeah, they made fun of it in Austin Powers Remember.
Speaker 1Yep, yep With fat. You know what?
Speaker 2Yeah, can't say it. The character.
Speaker 1Yeah, but anyway. Yes, I love ribs. What about barbecue sauce?
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I love barbecue sauces. So do you know where the baby back capital in the United States is True?
Speaker 1I don't know, it's Memphis, I believe that.
Speaker 2Yes, it's Memphis.
Speaker 1If you ever go to Memphis, you've got to have barbecue.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think I've seen that on those travel channels where people go and eat different things.
Speaker 1It's one of the biggest barbecue competitions in Memphis, the. I think so.
Speaker 2Where people go and eat different things. Some of the biggest barbecue competitions are in Memphis. The top-selling barbecue sauces are number three Kraft they have a lot of different flavors.
Speaker 1Like what Like honey, garlic, parmesan, there's like your sweet brown sugar. Oh yeah, things like that.
Speaker 2Okay, I do like the brown sugar that is my favorite, yeah, good and sweet. Number two is Stubbs.
Speaker 1Stubbs is good. Never heard of it. It's good. But I look at number one here and I totally agree.
Speaker 2Sweet Baby Race is number one.
Speaker 1Yeah, they have many flavors and it's cheap too.
Speaker 2It is. It's affordable. Yeah, it's affordable. Here's something you need to know. This really kind of blew my mind Will. Fortune producers are eyeing Kim Kardashian as a replacement for Vanna White.
Speaker 1No. Vanna White no.
Speaker 2Yes, no, yes, I know You're hearing me right. Vanna's expected to step down in the next two years and Kim is the top name being tossed around.
Speaker 1I can't picture this, because usually if you see one of them, you see the whole family. Are they going to have her and all the sisters out there Like Kim Kardashian? I don't know it's like her and all sisters you're gonna be out there, be out there turning letters and then get into a fight. Then they're gonna start throwing letters, but throwing the f word around on the f letter around and it's gonna be.
Speaker 1It's gonna be mad chaos yeah, chaos. Well, she already knows how to spin every headline yeah, I don't see her being the one that goes over and touches the letter. I think she'll probably have people yeah, she'll stand'll stand to the side and say go touch that one, that one, go touch the F that one, while she's texting on her phone or tweeting whatever she does, so it may be her and Ryan Seacrest eventually.
Speaker 2That would be a dynamic duo.
Speaker 1That's a big change from Pat Sajak and Vanna to more Seacrest and Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 2So that is probably the most pop culture-ish thing you could do to the Wheel of Fortune. That would be crazy, that would be.
Speaker 1Okay, so we'll see if it happens.
Speaker 2Yeah, and then it was a sad day yesterday, oh, what happened. Well, I had a contest in my house.
Speaker 1No, a contest.
Speaker 2Yeah, a contest. That's weird Between my couch, my washing machine and myself. Okay To see who had more money.
Speaker 1And I finished third.
Speaker 2I finished dead last.
Speaker 1My couch had the most. Yeah, washing machine had 45 cents.
Speaker 2And then there's me. That means you had less than 45 cents. Yeah, but luckily today's payday.
Speaker 1That is sad Because you'll have $10.45 later today.
Speaker 2Sure will.
Speaker 1Yeah, well, dream big. I always say at 616.
Speaker 3Mary and Holly On Alabama's Country, Giant WQSB.
Whale Spy and Camel Bite
Speaker 1WQSB, dustin Lynch, and Jelly Roll at Chevrolet at 623. Beautiful Wednesday morning with Mary and Holly. Thanks for joining us. Hey, coming up tomorrow we'll be announcing our brand new student athletes of the week. Now this past week, marlee Krieger from Guntersville High School and Dylan Embry from Locust Fork High School. Now, starting tomorrow, we'll be announcing your two winners every Thursday. So tomorrow morning we'll be announcing one young man, one young lady, as our Student Athletes of the Week, and it's brought to you by our good friends at Mike Richards Automotive. And Bring your Own Bid to Retail. We'll be doing that coming up tomorrow morning. Other We'll be doing that coming up tomorrow morning. Other things going on this morning A lot of stuff. Well, there's some crazy stories. Crazy stories and I remember hearing this back months ago. They were claiming I don't know how they even thought about this, but I think it's Vladimir. Vladimir, it's a whale, it don't matter if you mess the name up.
Speaker 2It's a whale. Okay, because I'm going to mess it up. It's a whale. It don't matter if you mess the name up, it's a whale. Okay, because I'm going to mess it up.
Speaker 1It's not like it's going to get its feelings hurt.
Speaker 2But it's a big beluga whale.
Speaker 1There is speculation over the past few years that this whale was a Russian spy.
Speaker 2Yes, the whale Yep, and he was found dead recently under suspicious circumstances.
Speaker 1Yes, okay, so he would frequent. He would visit the Norwegian coast. Loves humans.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And they feel that this whale was somehow being used by Russia as a spy. This is funny to me, oh come on. How can you use a whale? I know they claim that dolphins, they can put cameras on them and they can do stuff as far as military exercises, but a whale as a spy?
Speaker 2now they're saying uh, found dead under suspicious circumstances yeah, and animal rights organizations stepped in and they're investigating. They say that, vladimir, it's got an h I know, vladimir the whale the whale. It was not a natural death.
Speaker 1No, the only way I would kill this whale the only way I would think there would be suspicious was if you found it in the billiard room with a candlestick in its head and colonel mustard nearby, then I would say, ah, there's something weird about this colonel mustard with the candlestick, and if you find the whale in the billiard room or the conservatory or whatever, then that's suspicious yeah, if it's laying the whale belly up, I say it's a whale?
Speaker 2yeah, here's my question. If you think kind of deep about this, yeah, who was like? Oh, oh no, there's a dead whale. Oh, that's vladimir. That's suspicious. Oh, that's suspicious. Somebody called the animals.
Speaker 1Organization. We think it might have drowned. It drowned. That would be suspicious, though, if that's what they're.
Speaker 2That would be suspicious. They've ruled out drowning. Yeah, they definitely have ruled out what else? A reality star, Amy Slayton you may just know her as Amy from A Thousand Pound Sisters Did you ever watch that?
Speaker 1I've never seen this. Is it show on?
Speaker 2Yes, I'm absolutely fascinated by this show. It's junk TV, it's not good. But she, let me just tell you a story. Amy was arrested, or no? She was treated for a camel bite. A camel bite, barry. She got bit by a camel.
Speaker 1You don't hear that very often.
Speaker 2Amy got bit by a camel. You don't hear that very often. Amy got bit by a camel.
Speaker 1Where was she at?
Speaker 2At the Tennessee Safari Park Before she was arrested on drug charges.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, what was she doing to the camel?
Speaker 2It wasn't actually the camel, let me tell you. The sheriff's department found what appeared to be mushrooms and marijuana in her car, so she was charged with possession of illegal substances. What I read yesterday while I was waiting at the eye doctor I was reading all the dirty laundry on this All the gossip. It wasn't the camel bot that gave them a heads up. It was the odor from the car with their kids in it. Barry, oh no.
Speaker 1Yes, with their kids in the car. Smoking weed with their kids in the car, like smoking weed with their kids in the car. That's bad. Yeah, that's bad.
Speaker 2And you don't need to be eating mushrooms and driving your kids around. It doesn't make you see stuff, no.
Speaker 1Okay, so the police showed up because she was bit by a camel. Yeah, is she okay? I don't know Apparently it doesn't say she was hospitalized.
Speaker 2It doesn't say that Do camels have teeth?
Speaker 1Yes, they do.
Speaker 2Don't they spit.
Speaker 1I think, I don't know.
Speaker 2It's bitter.
Speaker 1It could have been worse.
Speaker 2She got close enough to a camel for it to bite her Back up, Amy.
Speaker 1Yeah, it could have been worse. It could have kicked her with its toe. I mean you don't know. She's okay, though she's around.
Speaker 2So what else you got? What Go ahead. You got me with the camel and the toe.
Speaker 1I wouldn't have expected that. I'm just trying to picture what happened here. Yeah well, I don't know, Maybe the toe was involved.
Speaker 2I don't know, maybe the toe was involved. I don't know. The growing trend in restaurant these days is dining alone.
Speaker 1In a way that's sad, but you know, sometimes you just want some quiet time.
Speaker 2Well, you and I are both single.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Do you ever go out and dine alone?
Speaker 1No, I don't either If.
Speaker 2I do. It's looking at me I know, never a restaurant no.
Speaker 1A fast food place, yeah, maybe occasionally, but not a restaurant no.
Speaker 2Other people love having the idea of private time to themselves, not checking the phone and enjoying a good meal. It says that solo dining reservations have risen over 29% the past two years.
Speaker 1Do you think it started when COVID it says last, two years Last?
Speaker 2two years, I guess, so it started back around the time. Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1Because you wanted to be away from other people, so you all had your own table.
Speaker 2When I'm out and I see somebody sitting alone, I never think twice about it. I notice them, because I notice people. There's a fly, I notice people as I walk by, but I never think anything negatively about them, like you don't go oh well, kind of, kind of, but I don't think, oh, look at them, they're about. No, but that's what I feel like people do to me when I'm eating out. I feel like people look at me and they're like ooh she's alone. Ooh, she's alone.
Speaker 1Ugh, she must be hard to get along with.
Speaker 2Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1Nobody can put up with her. Oh, it's sad, I know.
Speaker 2You can't even have a meal with her.
Speaker 1Give her some tip money or something hey yeah, come, give me some of that money. Give her the rest, so that's a big thing now.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's a big thing, Dining alone All right 631. Wqsb Mornings with Barry and Holly Good.
Speaker 1A little survey of sorts Talking about emojis this morning and you put up something simple and boy, it's blown up on Facebook page.
Speaker 2Yeah, I just said describe your morning using only emojis. We'll go first. You picked a laughing face and a microphone.
Speaker 1Yeah, because it's a good morning. It's a good morning Having a good morning. What did you put?
Speaker 2I put sparkles.
Speaker 1Sparkles.
Speaker 2Yeah, just because I like sparkles and then coffee and heart, hands and love.
Speaker 1Those are good, those are good.
Speaker 2Cassie Stewart Phelps has got a baby and she's praising and she's crying and she's sleepy and she's crying and she's sleepy and she's confused.
Speaker 1Good ones.
Speaker 2Christina Pinnell is rolling her eyes but throwing a kiss. She's got two hearts and then she cusses.
Speaker 1Oh, so what does a blue heart mean?
Speaker 2I like it. Is there a?
Speaker 1meaning about a blue heart. It's just pretty Okay.
Speaker 2I'm sure it has some kind of meaning, like probably for some kind of awareness, wouldn't you think?
Speaker 1I guess I just think it's pretty and poor Mark Epps. Mark, hope you're having a better morning.
Speaker 2Mark Epps is not having a good day. He's sent all crying emojis, three of them, three, okay.
Speaker 1Jen Perry has a bunch of dogs.
Speaker 2Jen Perry has an alarm clock, six dogs. She's going to shower. She's going to look at her phone while she drinks her coffee. She's going to dress and go to work.
Speaker 1That's creative, because she gave us each step of what she's doing this morning. Yeah, I like that Good one.
Speaker 2Kelly Robertson doesn't feel good and she's crying, but she still has love in her heart. Oh, okay, and Marsha Fuller is sleepy and sick. Oh, marsha, sorry.
Speaker 1Some people are having a busy, busy morning, like Misty Misty Page.
Speaker 2Yeah, I see that.
Speaker 1Alarm clock snooze, alarm clock yawn. Yeah, I like that. So she went back to sleep apparently.
Speaker 2Shower coffee work Yep.
Speaker 1Yeah, she's blowing us a kiss.
Speaker 2I love the ones that have the alarm clock, then snooze and the alarm clock, then snooze.
Speaker 1And what is Melissa Walker telling us? She has a shoe, melissa.
Speaker 2Walker, she's probably walking or running and she's going to travel and she's praying and she's going to drink coffee.
Speaker 1Okay, so I guess maybe she exercised this morning.
Speaker 2She might probably yeah.
Speaker 1Susan Bray's up to something. Oh, she looks mischievous. Yeah, she's winking and then she's laughing, and then she's got a big smile.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Oh, Miranda Grady's got Squidward yeah.
Speaker 2So she feels like Squidward this morning oh, evelyn thompson's on my page coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee coffee. Oh, these are good five coffees.
Speaker 1Yeah, these are good. Yeah, hey, you see this story this morning. There's a family, a family was dining at a restaurant in mexico since we're talking about eating out a few minutes ago, yeah and uh, they have been charged with putting cockroaches on their own food to try to get free food, and one of the cameras caught them. Yes, it's a nice restaurant. It shows the family. You can see a picture of the family on her Facebook page. They're sitting at the dinner table and the camera shows them finishing their meal. And then the mother of the family then pulls out some kind of container and empties a roach onto her plate and then calls the manager over and then outraged so they were able to leave without paying. The video's now gone viral on X and some users have come forward saying I bet they pull this often, often yes, not just one time.
Speaker 2Yes, yes, I'm trying to watch the video.
Speaker 1Yeah, so where do you?
Speaker 2So I'll be honest with you. I'm going to be completely raw, honest. Okay, I worked at Jefferson's for 10 years. I have a lot of experience in the service industry.
Speaker 1Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 2We would have people and I'm not kidding pull out their own hair. No, put it on the food when they're done and they're going to eat as much as possible. I'm doing air quotes here. You can't see me, but I'm doing air quotes. They didn't find the hair until after they got done eating what are the odds of that? Well, one time it was a blonde hair I was a brunette. The I was a brunette.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 2The server was a brunette. Oh, all the guys in the kitchen had on hairnets, but they had short black hair. Sure, this was the longer hair.
Speaker 1So it wasn't anybody at Jefferson's.
Speaker 2It wasn't anybody at Jefferson's. Somebody did it, that is so I'm telling you, and it happens more than you would think it would. I'm being honest.
Speaker 1But the cockroach thing, so she had to bring that with her. So where did she go to get this?
Speaker 2I mean, she probably picked it up at her house and was like, hey guys, it's time to go out to eat again. I found another one. It's time and the kids say, yay, Mama, I found a cockroach.
Speaker 1Yay, we can go eat free now. Yay, hey order something big kids, because we're eating free tonight.
Speaker 2Yep, and I would comp the meal like if there was a hair, because I mean, how can you? I can't be like, sorry, sir, this does not match us yeah.
Speaker 1Do a DNA test. We've just brought in CSI and we did a little and we have proven that you, sir, are responsible for that hair.
Speaker 2I'm telling you it happens though.
Speaker 1I believe it.
Speaker 2Now I'm shocked about the roach. That really grosses me out, Just to get a free meal. Just to get a free meal. That's wrong. It is so wrong and, like the story says, I would put what is it saying? Dollars to dimes, or something, Something yeah. I would put my last bottom dollar that they have done this multiple times.
Speaker 1Yes, yeah, it didn't just come to them in a dream, and they did it the next day. They've been doing it often, yes, and now they're teaching the kids.
Speaker 2They're teaching the kids. It's okay to do that. That's so wrong. Don't teach your kids to scam, my goodness Come on man, it's 644.
Speaker 3Mornings with Barry and Holly here on Alabama, Alabama's country giant WQSB.
Speaker 1Holly's pile of stories. Now, I love stand-up comedy and I tell you, when I watch the Saturday Night Live I like the middle part of it. I know the news when Michael Che and Colin Jost are doing the news. Yes, I think they're two of the best writers and they are hilarious. You tell me they've got a show coming out.
Entertainment Updates and Listener Quiz
Speaker 2They've got a show coming out on Peacock. It's called Colin Jost and Michael J present New York After Dark. That's going to be good. It features the Saturday Night Live duo hosting the show. The show will stream on September 12th and include a mix of NYC Club Comics and new talents.
Speaker 1That will be good to watch.
Speaker 2I want to know what the new talents are. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1America's Got Talent watch. I want to know what the new talents are. Let me tell you something Owen, America's Got Talent. It was last week when the comedian where was it? From Zimbabwe. Yeah, the stand-up comedian. Yeah, he was fantastic. Yeah, he was really good. I think he can win it all.
Speaker 2Did he perform last night?
Speaker 1Nope, last night was the last round of 11. Okay, then tonight they'll announce which three or four move on. Okay, and next week they're down to the semifinals. So it's almost over. I haven't recorded. I have to go back.
Speaker 2I've got to go back and watch it.
Speaker 1I didn't get to see. I saw some of the lines tonight. Yeah, yeah, got to finish Too late, got to finish.
Speaker 2Valerie Bertinelli joins Lifestyle expert for the fifth season I still wonder why the food?
Speaker 1was it food that worked that got rid of her? Uh-huh, Because she was great. I don't know.
Speaker 2She's wonderful.
Speaker 1She was on the kids' cooking show as one of the judges' hosts and they got rid of her. I think she's great. I love her.
Speaker 2I'm really excited about this Production on. The long, very, very long-delayed third season of Euphoria is nearly right around the corner. I'm so excited and Sydney Sweeney is teasing her comeback, saying she's excited to turn to the role she played. Now I will say this she's not the best actress in the world, but her role in Euphoria is perfect for her.
Speaker 1What do you think it's taken so long to do a third season? How long has it been? A couple of years?
Speaker 2Well, angus Cloud died. Has it been about two years? Well, angus Cloud died, ah, and has it been about two years? Yeah, it's been about two years, and so they had to rewrite the season with him out of it. Okay, because at the end of it I don't know. Did you watch Euphoria?
Speaker 1I'll tell you what. I'll be honest. Okay, I watched one episode because I couldn't watch anymore the the drugs. It was so, wow, almost depressing seeing all the drug use, yeah, and thinking this is kind of real, I know, and what they're portraying. So, yeah, I couldn't take more than one.
Speaker 2It was a little too close to home.
Speaker 1It was, it was yeah.
Speaker 2Well, they showed at the end of the second season Angus Cloud's character and his little dude that he carries around, with him getting shot at and then it kind of cut off. So I guess he's going to be shot. I bet you're right.
Speaker 1So there will be a season two, probably sometime next year. We'll see it. Yeah, because he died, that's so sad Gotcha yeah.
Speaker 2One drink at the US Open Tennis Tournament. This year is the real winner the Honey Deuce cocktail.
Speaker 1What is that?
Speaker 2Well, it is a $23 cocktail that's made with Grey Goose Vodka, lemonade, raspberry Liqueur and Honey Dew Melon Balls which look like tennis balls.
Speaker 1I've seen some of the people in the crowd with these. They're cute. I mean the ten little tiny tennis balls that they look like. They're cute. I mean the ten little tiny tennis balls that they look like. But they're saying that they've made over $10 million from selling the drinks alone at the tournament.
Speaker 2Just the drinks. They made $10 million and, like I said, it's vodka, lemonade, raspberry and honeydew.
Speaker 1Wow, that's a lot of alcohol right there.
Speaker 2That's two alcohols, a lemonade and honeydew. Wow, I don't know $23 for a cocktail. Goodness gracious, that's how much dinner costs Exactly $6.53.
Speaker 3Birthdays are next, barry and Holly on Alabama's Country, giant WQSB, we have a caller.
Speaker 2We have a caller. We have Skyla on the phone.
Speaker 1Skyla, how are you doing? Good, Now, what's your yes and how old are you? Ten, ten years old. And where do you go to school, dallas, okay, well, skylar, we're going to ask you a question. There are actually seven questions. Ms Holly is going to give you a test.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1I know you may not like tests, but this one you've got to take for us because we need to learn something Now. Holly took the test earlier and you got six out of seven. Yeah, I only missed one. I took the test early and I got zero right, yeah.
Speaker 2Are you ready, scala? Yes, okay. Your friend describes his friend as Sigma. Does that mean that he's weird or super cool? I would say super cool. You are right, ding ding ding. That is correct. There's one right there, all. You are right, ding ding ding. That is correct. There's one right there, all right, all right. Your friend is described as a Rizzler. Does that mean that he is loud, flirty, likes to steal, or he's late? Say the second option again, please. Flirty, like you know. Flirt holding hands.
Speaker 1The second one. Okay, oh, you know, flirt holding hands. The second one. Oh you got it? Yeah, it is, it's flirty, it's flirty.
Speaker 2Okay, your quiz skills are looking skibbity. That means they're either impressive, bad, awkward or a joke, or all of the above, all of the above. It or all of the above, all of the above.
Speaker 1It is all of the above Good job.
Speaker 2You may not know this one. This is the one that I missed. Your favorite snack has just been phantom taxed. Have you ever heard of phantom tax? Is it stolen, or was it dipped in chocolate? Stolen, stolen, you got it Another one.
Speaker 2You got it. Never heard of that one. Wow, okay, all right, this is called. Let me skip this one. Let me skip that. That one's weird. Okay, the next one you prepare to take a photograph, a picture, and you start mewing M-E-W-I-N-G. Does that mean you meow like a cat, you make your face skinnier or you smile with your eyes?
Speaker 1The second option yes, make your face skinnier Another one.
Speaker 2All right, last one, skyla, you've done great. Your friend describes your outfit as so Ohio. Ohio means cringe, stylish or expensive, stylish it means cringe, cringe. You almost won them all.
Speaker 1That is close enough to get a t-shirt.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, definitely got a t-shirt, skyla, you did great, thank you. So do you use any of these words?
Speaker 1well, very good. Well, scally, it's been great having you on the radio. Uh, just tell me, tina, to come out sometime soon and get you your t-shirt, okay you're right, yes, yes well, great, well, hope you have a great day at school. Skyline, thank you so much for being on the radio with us. Okay, thank you, you're welcome. Thank you, uh, how do they, these words come up? I don't know like okay who thinks of these words?
Speaker 2let me just tell you this the term ohio yeah was originated from memes that were only in Ohio that were cringe, I don't know. It means weird cringe or random.
Speaker 1But who?
Speaker 2thinks of these words? I don't know, because my kids combine them. They're like skibbity-rizz, ohio. I'm like what? What did you just?
Speaker 1say I have no idea. All right, we need a quote, and this is something you saw on TV.
Speaker 2Yeah, I saw this online actually.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2But I saw the TikTok of it it was a video While doing press for their new movie, for Beetlejuice 2, you know, jenna Ortega and Winona Ryder they're both in it.
Speaker 1Love them both.
Speaker 2Well, they were standing with co-star Catherine O'Hara for photos. Winona Ryder was wearing sunglasses and the photographers kept hounding her to take them off. They kept saying Winona, without the sunglasses, take them off Right. So she felt uncomfortable but she continued to smile. At one point she reaches up to her glasses and she starts to mess with them, like she's going to take them off, but she doesn't want to. So Jenna Ortega here's the quote of the day touches her arm and says no, you don't have to. And I think that that's such a powerful, direct quote no, you don't have to. A 21-year-old is telling a 52-year-old you don't have to. And it was such a powerful message because there's so much criticism of younger generations. But this woman is saying you don't have to do anything you don't want to do. You don't have to make yourself always accessible. You don't always have to say yes if it makes you uncomfortable. You don't always have to go with the unnecessary demands. You don't owe anyone anything.
Speaker 1And the press, the paparazzi, were trying to pressure her into doing something they wanted and she didn't feel comfortable. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2I like that too. So the quote today is no, you don't have to.
Speaker 1No, you don't. If it makes you feel uncomfortable, your best option is to say no.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1No, I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 3That's right, yep, all right. 7-17. Wqsb Mornings with Barry and Holly Come on man Mornings.
Speaker 1Come on man story. I know people. There are still people who wear the mask and there's still some COVID popping up from time to time. I know there's been quite a few cases over the past couple of months, so it's still around. I think it's personally going to always be around. It's a type of flu that's going to be here.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Breath Analysis Mask and Bad Breath
Speaker 1And I'm hoping it never gets as bad as it did back what four years ago. But the masks are still there and you still see people from them and it's your choice whatever you want to do. But there's a new mask coming out and you think we need this. It's called the EB Care Mask. Scientists at the California Institute of Technology have created this smart mask. It's a smart mask. Here's what it does it analyzes your breath for many reasons and tells you many things.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1It'll tell you if you have COVID.
Speaker 2Oh, that's convenient.
Speaker 1It'll tell you it's useful for patients with asthma, with COPD. It tells you if you've been drinking, if you've had too much alcohol oh wow. And it also tells you if you have bad breath.
Speaker 2Oh no.
Speaker 1It does it all.
Speaker 2I wonder what it says. If you get it, I don't know, does it?
Speaker 1If it's good, is it ding, ding, ding Does it shoot like a little squirt of breath pressure in your mouth. I don't know.
Speaker 2Thank you, oh, thank you so much. Smart mask, that smart mask was so worth it.
Speaker 1But isn't that weird, I wonder how much these cost. Does it say but come on, man, do you need something to help? You know that you have bad breath. What do you think?
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Some Something to help you know that you have bad breath. What do you think? Yes, some people don't know. Maybe sometimes you've had something for lunch and you don't think about it and it gives you bad breath.
Speaker 2Well, right now I've had two cups of coffee.
Speaker 1Coffee breath yeah.
Speaker 2And so I know I need to freshen myself up. Some would call it dragon breath. Oh, is coffee breath dragon breath? Is it that bad?
Speaker 1I'm not saying it's bad, but I'm saying there was a mosquito flying around earlier and it's no longer flying around it's dead.
Speaker 1Right there in front of you it's laying on the desk. You killed it. It's just coffee. You shut it down. Well, according to the mosquito, it's deadly. No, so what do you think? What foods give you the worst breath that people can eat? Garlic Garlic eat, because, like garlic garlic, somebody has italian onions. What else? I'll tell you what mother used to, when me and the friends would go eat like a mater's pizza on a friday night. The next morning she could come in the room and say you had mater's pizza. I said how do you know? She says it's just oozing out of your skin. Uh-huh, the onions and all of it the garlic, if I can tell it's so good though it is.
Speaker 1I love garlic, but it's like this comes out of your pores, but like so your breath.
Speaker 2Yeah, anything, I'd say anything italian oh yeah, gives you some horrible breath yeah, it does, but but there's a lot of italian places that offer mints yes after your meal the last time I went to olive garden it's been months ago.
Speaker 1Yeah, they didn't have them. Have they stopped? Have they stopped? I don't know.
Speaker 2Those are my favorite mints.
Speaker 1These like Andes.
Speaker 2Andes, yeah, how dare they.
Speaker 1They're chocolate mints. I mean, you've already paid enough for a house payment for eating the food, like Angelique's gave me a free mint.
Speaker 2Like Giovanni's. They have a basket of mints waiting there for you at the register. I think that's handy. I do too. I think it's a good idea.
Speaker 1Now some people say you have salad breath. Is that true Salad breath?
Speaker 2Is that?
Speaker 1from the dressing. You think Ew.
Speaker 2I would think so, and the croutons it would have to be, and the onions and the 47 other things you put on from the salad bar.
Speaker 1Yeah, let me tell you a funny one.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1We were at Food City a grand opening back it was in Albertville back a few years ago and they have the hot bar area in there. You walk in there and you can fix your plate and the salad area it's by. They weigh it and there was a guy.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1There was a guy. We were standing there at the front and come walking by. I said, man, I wasn't expecting that. I said what happened. He said, well, it says over there it's like a certain price. He said I didn't realize it meant by a pound, because this thing was piled up so high, the lid wouldn't close and it must have cost him probably about $20 because it was like a double-decker plate and he didn't realize they were going to weigh it. He thought it was like this by a plate. I guess he saw another sign and thought it was like $7.50.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't know where he got it, oh no, when I played it.
Speaker 1His was probably like $20-something For a salad. The lid wasn't even closed. He had so much fun. Oh no, so when they waited, he said I wasn't expecting that.
Speaker 2Oh, my God too. Yeah, I think like sour cream and onion chips. Ooh, that's really bad breath, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Doritos. Oh bad breath yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, like the Cool Ranch. Yeah yeah, they can knock the top of your head off.
Speaker 2But I'll be honest, even though I'm guilty, I think that coffee breath is the worst.
Speaker 1I don't know. I don't drink coffee, so I don't know.
Speaker 2Well, what about people that drink coffee and talk in your face? Yeah, Is that bad?
Speaker 1Yeah it is. It is.
Speaker 2It's awful.
Speaker 1If you ever experience me shortening the conversation, you probably got bad breath. I'm trying to get out of there, yeah, before my hair falls off.
Speaker 2Oh Lord, yeah, you don't want your eyebrows singed, oh not over your breath.
Speaker 1No, it's 743.
Speaker 3Mary and Holly on Alabama's Country, Giant WQSB.
Speaker 1Holly's Knowledge Nuggets Things you need to know, whether you know it or not. What have you got today?
Procrastination Habits and Mountain Time Fun
Speaker 2All right. 71% of Americans are guilty of procrastinating. Do you procrastinate?
Speaker 1I'd say no. I feel like I want to get it done now. I want to get it done, taken care of, because I feel like if I don't, I'm going to forget about it and I'm going to end up missing it and not getting it done. What about you? You are Because you just procrastinated with the answer.
Speaker 2Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 1You didn't make the answer.
Speaker 2I didn't even tell the answer on a timely fashion. 50% put off tasks by watching TV.
Speaker 1Okay, what do you do when you say you've got laundry to do and you don't want to do it, so what do you do in place of doing the laundry?
Speaker 2I'm part of the 29% that takes a nap. I take a nap.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2But, to be fair, I wake up really early. Sure, that's true. Yeah, that's true. 39% just lay in bed. They just lay in the bed. Oh, and then 42% of us procrastinate by scrolling through social media. Ah it says Americans would rather eat, drive or go for a walk rather than tackle their to-do list.
Speaker 1I think it depends on what the list is. Yeah, like, if it's get up and go to work, then I go to work. If it's like, okay, you got a mother yard or you've got to watch the car or do something, I yeah. Or maybe go to the gym, yeah, I'll watch a little tv, then I'll look online look on my phone, then I'll finally go do it, yeah that's a little different.
Speaker 2So like if I have laundry to do, it says that one of the most popular things is I love to go for a walk yeah sure but I would much rather nap. Because, you need the exercise, but I need the exercise, but it's too much work. My couch is so comfy.
Speaker 1I get you Yep Okay.
Speaker 2When it comes to favorite desserts, cake is number one at 32%. Do you like cake?
Speaker 1I do, but I'm going to say I like pie better than cake. Okay, I love a good key lime pie or a strawberry pie.
Speaker 2Ice cream is number two of our favorite desserts at 21%, cupcakes are number three, then cookies and then, at the bottom of the list, is pie.
Speaker 1Oh, so what about you? Which is your favorite dessert?
Speaker 2I don't like any of these.
Speaker 1None of those.
Speaker 2No, I really don't like dessert. Oh, I really don't like any of these. None of those. No, I really don't like dessert.
Speaker 1Oh, I really don't have you ever seen me have dessert. Not really Ever, I really haven't. So if you had to have one, your life depended on it. Okay, which one would you say? Okay, well, bring me that.
Speaker 2Am I going off this list?
Speaker 1Yeah, of those five things, Either cake, ice, ice cream, cupcake cookie or pie.
Speaker 2Cupcake, cupcake, yeah, I would take a cupcake.
Speaker 1The big, tall icing. That's the minute you take a bite it gets in your eyebrows.
Speaker 2It does, don't it, it does.
Speaker 1You've seen the ones.
Speaker 2I've seen them.
Speaker 1I love it, I love them, but, man, they get all over you.
Speaker 2How do you okay? So Harlow showed me this really, Take a cupcake. Okay, you take the bread.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Cut it in half. Okay, take the bottom half. Put it on top of the cupcake you have a cupcake sandwich Sandwich.
Speaker 3That is a good idea.
Speaker 2That is smart, isn't it? I like that. Yep Harlow taught me that.
Speaker 1Good move, it's 7.53.
Speaker 3WQSB Mornings with Barry and Holly. I am serious and don't call me Shirley.
Speaker 1Totally serious. Now Mountain Time or Central Time, of course Mountain Time Mountain Dew is teaming up and doing something tying in with the Mountain Time Zone. I think this is a great idea.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1They're going to do something called Do the Dew a Step Further. They claim that Mountain Time is the official unofficial time zone of Mountain Dew and they want to capitalize on the fact. A recent study shows that people who live in the Mountain Time zone are statistically 6% more cheerful than the average American.
Speaker 2Really.
Speaker 1I don't know about that, but that's what they claim. So here's what they're doing. They want to encourage you to sign up by going to Welcome to MTtnt, which is mountain timecom. Then, if you cross the time zone into mountain time, you can get a free mountain dew. You can go to any store that has mountain dew and then you can show them the website and it proves that you're in that location.
Speaker 2You get a free mountain dew so you have to go to the mountain times?
Speaker 1yes, you have to be in the mountain time zone to get your free mountain dew.
Speaker 2How far of a drive is that for us?
Speaker 1I'm trying to think of which state that would be. You can look it up. It's probably like Colorado, that area it's before you get to Pacific. Look up Mountain Time Zone. Okay, it'll probably show you a line, it will. It'll probably be looking at. I typed it in.
Speaker 2Okay, it should show you a line somewhere, and now I have a chart.
Speaker 1Oh, can you read the chart? Is it showing you a map?
Speaker 2I'm looking. I'm looking. This is a lot of pressure on me right now.
Speaker 1They didn't put names on the chart, they didn't. You just haven't looked at it. Oh wait, here we go.
Speaker 2I got one right here. Mountain is Idaho, montana, wyoming Colorado, new Mexico, arizona and Utah there you go. Please be very impressed with me because I was reading off state abbreviations.
Speaker 1That's tough.
Speaker 2I know it is tough, like MT had to be like huh it's tough.
Speaker 1It's tough, yeah, but you can get a. That's cool. Get them out and do it. But here's a really really you ready, yeah, when you say really, really, really. I've learned here at this station.
Speaker 2That means a lot.
Speaker 1It's really important, yeah, it is Because, like somebody says, it's going to be very, very, very cold.
Speaker 2Oh, that means super cold. Put on a jacket, yeah.
Speaker 1But what they're doing is they're also going to give five people they're the first five people who sign up and then actually move into Mountain Time Zone.
Speaker 2Of all of the states Arizona, new Mexico, colorado, utah, wyoming, idaho, mountain, montana which one are you picking?
Speaker 1Where's Yellowstone filmed? Montana? That's where I want to go.
Speaker 2That's where you want to go. Yeah, what do you think? I would go to Colorado.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, we'd be close to being neighbors. Yeah, oh, got you. Yeah, that's what you're saying. Yeah, that was me whistling, yeah you can't whistle I can't yeah. When you try to whistle it's like the Roy on. Let Me Find you.
Speaker 2Whistle.
Speaker 3Whistle.
Speaker 1Yep, that's me, yeah, from Ted Lansdowne willing to move to Mountain Time Zone. They're going to pay their moving costs up $10,000.
Speaker 2I'm going back to the statistics of 6% more cheerful. Did they pass out a survey among all of the mountain timers that said on 1 to 10, where is your cheerful land? Yeah, on this smiley face On this chart.
Speaker 1Yeah, like they're in the hospital. Where's your pain level, sir? Are you feeling?
Speaker 2more cheerful, less cheerful. So Alabama is probably like zero, cheerful Probably. And then the Pacific. I don't even know where they land, I don't know, but all we know is mountain people are 6% more cheerful.
Speaker 1But you mentioned Colorado. It makes me wonder how many of these states over there are selling weed.
Speaker 2Well.
Speaker 1How many of them in the Mountain Time Zone are selling weed?
Speaker 2Probably all of them.
Speaker 1So yeah, that makes more sense. Okay, that makes more sense. All right, now we've got to move on. The world's been waiting on this. You've been bringing out some amazing jokes. You did the knock-knock joke yesterday. People on our podcast, they loved it. So yesterday, people on our podcast, they loved it. So now we're going to. Today is baby back rib day. I want to put some pressure on you. Do you have any good baby back rib humor.
Speaker 2No, I just what. I don't know. I've thought about this and thought about this and I can't. Later on today I was going to celebrate it. I can't decide whether to grill chicken breast or chicken thighs that celebrate it. I can't decide whether to grill chicken breast or chicken thighs, that's tough. I'm just going to wing it, okay.
Speaker 1So you do have baby back ribs, at least. Barbecue jokes, barbecue jokes.
Speaker 2And the other night I accidentally burned dinner on the grill.
Speaker 1Oh no.
Speaker 2Mistakes were made. Mistakes, mistakes made.
Speaker 1Mistakes, mistakes, gotcha Mistakes. Alright, one more.
Speaker 2I got a joke for you. Okay, what do you call a row of dolls burning on a grill?
Speaker 1A row of dolls burning on a grill, don't know, yeah, a barbecue. That's actually pretty good.
Speaker 2Thank you. Thank you, yeah, it's 814.
Speaker 1Crime story. Why can't some people just say you know, I messed up, I made a mistake, it was my fault. A woman in Indiana. She says well, she stole a vehicle with a child inside, oh, Lord. Yeah, she pulled a woman out of the car by her hair while attempting to hitchhike to Evansville, but anyway, she now claims the police caught her child's fine and she says here's why she did it that Kanye West telegraphically told her to, Telepathically, Telepathically told her to do this to steal a car.
Speaker 1And she doesn't know Kanye personally never met him, he doesn't know her, but she claims that she could just feel it, that he was talking to telling her you might still call her, you might.
Speaker 2I guess he was singing it maybe we've got to get these people checked in somewhere. This is this is scary.
Speaker 1She's now charged with attempted kidnapping and attempted auto theft. Luckily it didn't happen. They're able to stop her, but she's claiming that kanye west okay, so it does say telegraphically.
Speaker 2What's the difference between telegraphically and telepathically?
Speaker 1no idea, I have no idea hey siri yeah define telegraphically.
Speaker 2okay, I found this on the web for Define Telegraphically. Yeah, check it out.
Speaker 1We're trying.
Speaker 2It says in a short and concise manner that relates to messages being sent in a telegraph system.
Speaker 1Okay. Did she think that would get her free? Set her free.
Speaker 2Did she get out her Ouija board and it was like steal a car.
Speaker 1And of all the people, Kanye West.
Speaker 2Kanye, come on now. I mean, he's done some crazy things in his lifetime.
Speaker 1I Kanye West, kanye, come on now. I mean he's done some crazy things in his lifetime. I really don't think he's ever going to say hey.
Speaker 2Holly, you need to sell a car. Yeah, make sure there's a kid in it.
Speaker 1Then he does it with that voice, like that stuff you do with your voice. Auto-tune he auto-tuned it didn't he yeah. Did the voice.
Speaker 2But I don't see him doing that. No, I think Kanye West would be proven guilty in court for this?
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't think she can yet, I don't think it'll stand up. Did she think the police would say well, in that case, you're free to go?
Speaker 2Oh, Kanye West.
Speaker 1It's not your fault.
Speaker 2But she did the ultimate name drop, like you know how you'll get pulled over, yeah, and you'll be like, oh, you must know so-and-so, or I might be like you might know my dad, you know, like kind of name drop you know, I know Mrs.
Speaker 1C yeah, mrs Carrington, my boss, she's the best.
Speaker 2And then for him to be like Kanye West is the one that told me.
Speaker 1That's not a name to drop. It'd probably get you out of jail. I wouldn't think.
Speaker 2I don't think so. Never have Wow.
Speaker 1Gotcha.
Single Mom's Hilarious Beach Trip
Speaker 2Holly. What about you, holly?
Speaker 1Yeah, I've got a whole story oh, do you, yeah, yeah, I don't know if John wants to hear it. Do you want to hear the story, John?
Speaker 2John, you want to go on this Absolutely.
Speaker 1Okay, tell us your story.
Speaker 2Well, listen, john. So I planned a beach trip for me and my two young daughters. They were three and five at the time. Okay, single mom. Okay, going by myself yeah I missed a turn john in birmingham that added two hours to my destination two hours.
Speaker 3It took me off track two hours.
Speaker 2I was going, 65 and a 35, oh no, and I was because the kids were screaming. They were when are we gonna be there? We're bored, we're hungry, we're tired, we're everything in the world and driving me crazy. And so I was like I've got to get there, I have got to make up for lost time. Yeah, and the estate trooper pulled me over, and you know they're never letting you go. So he came up to my window and said ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over? I said, sir, can you hear why they were screaming? I don't know why. I thought it was a good idea to take my girls to the beach by myself.
Speaker 1It'll never happen again.
Speaker 2It'll never happen again. I will absolutely have help.
Speaker 1I get it Well. All right, joan. Hey, we hope you have a great day and thanks for listening. Okay, with Wranglers, it's 8.38. I can't wait for the new album to come out, because we had the story yesterday. One of the songs on. There is where she befriends an armadillo on the side of the road and the armadillo jumps in the truck with her, I think and rolls a joint, a doobie. A doobie in the truck. Yeah, that's an imagination.
Speaker 2And then they smoke together.
Speaker 1Yeah, and that song will be on the new album. Okay, I wonder if she wrote it. I don't know, we'll find out. It's time Speaking of that, something similar.
Speaker 2Speaking of that, something similar, speaking of drugs, yeah.
Speaker 1Animal story the lady is okay. The lady is okay, an 89-year-old woman. She says she survived the ordeal by befriending a fox.
Speaker 2Survived what.
Speaker 1Here's what happened the grandmother spent four nights trapped in the Alps, 89-year-old 89-year-old, oh my God. Guasapina, just theina Bardelli. Guasapina I have no idea, I don't know. She says she was foraging for mushrooms. Oh no, do people still do that?
Speaker 2I mean, I guess so. I guess okay Is she looking for magic mushrooms or is she looking for cooking mushrooms?
Speaker 1I don't know she was looking for mushrooms and she fell into a gully. Oh, and she says, while she was there for four days until they found her, which is okay. Now she says she survived by befriending a fox, made friends okay when the authorities arrived, they didn't see the fox. Couldn't find the fox. No, no, I'm not sure how the fox actually helped her survive, if it was bringing her food, and I don't know if she found the fox after she found some of the mushrooms she's foraging or not.
Speaker 2Sounds like she definitely found the mushrooms. Yeah, and this also sounds like a weird Disney fairy tale.
Speaker 1It does, because when they're asking for more details on what happened when you found the fox, here's what she said. The conversation sounded like. I'm a fox, my name's Todd. What's your?
Speaker 2name kid Mine's Copper. I'm a hound dog, so she left out the hound dog in this story but she said she found the fox.
Speaker 1Oh my God, I don't know if his name was.
Speaker 2Todd, but she made a friend.
Speaker 1My name is Todd.
Speaker 2She found the mushrooms.
Speaker 1So how did the fox tie into all this? She says she survived by finding the fox.
Speaker 2Barry you cannot Did she eat it. No, you cannot ask where things come from when one has consumed mushrooms. That's true. You can say anything.
Speaker 1Was the fox riding a purple dinosaur? Could have been. Was the dinosaur riding the fox?
Speaker 2Could have been A little tiny miniature dinosaur strapped on a fox.
Speaker 1My name is Todd. I've got a dinosaur on my back because she smoked mushrooms or ate mushrooms, I don't know, can you smoke them?
Speaker 2I don't know.
Speaker 1Well, if you're alone four days in the Alps, if you have a lighter, I'd give it a shot. Got to survive somehow.
Speaker 2Smoke them if you got them.
Speaker 1Exactly, it's 841.
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Speaker 1Before we get into your quote, you're like Auntie Anne's pretzels.
Speaker 2My goodness yes.
Speaker 1I used to. When you'd go to the mall, you'd always find these inside malls set up in there. That smell of the pretzels, freshly baked were so good.
Speaker 2Did you tell me you never had one?
Speaker 1I've never had one freshly baked. I'd always smell them, but we were poor, so we never stopped by.
Speaker 2Well, your life is not complete unless you have.
Speaker 1Now, I've had pretzels, but not the fresh ones, freshly baked, like you're talking about.
Speaker 2Oh my gosh, there's nothing better. I know they. Oh my gosh, there's nothing better. I know they smell so good, but I've never had one you think Krispy Kreme is good when they're hot, them Auntie Anne's when they're hot.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm. Well, so you like the smell. Oh yeah, you want to smell like them. No, there's a perfume coming out.
Speaker 2No, it's.
Speaker 1Auntie Anne Pretzel Perfume Goes on sale today online One ounce.
Speaker 2How many squirts would that be?
Speaker 1Well, it's more than you think actually it is $25 for an ounce. Is that high?
Speaker 2No, that's not high.
Speaker 1It's the smell of the pretzels. They somehow put this into a bottle and they say it smells just like a pretzel. So would you want to smell like a pretzel all day?
Speaker 2No, that would drive people crazy. I want to smell like vanilla and warm flavors and comforting. I don't want to smell like a pretzel.
Speaker 1It would be funny, though you walk by and smell it, yeah who would I smell a pretzel. She must have one in her purse, but she don't have one.
Speaker 2What if you were so mean and you went into the break room and sprayed it a whole bunch of times? And here comes everybody wanting the pretzels, but there's no pretzels to be had.
Speaker 1Seth in there like I'm a hound dog. I'm a hound dog From Pox and Allen. I want to find a pretzel. I want to find that pretzel. I smell it. That would be Seth. I want to steal the pretzels. All right Time for the quote of the day. Now you are you okay? Yeah, I'm good. So you heard this one from? Was it online? Yeah, you saw an interview for Beetlejuice.
Speaker 2Yeah, I saw Beetlejuice. It was Beetlejuice 2. And it had such a powerful example of empowerment in this quote. Yeah, so what had happened was Winona Judd was standing with Jenna Ortega, uh-huh, and they were having Ryder. What did I say, judd? Oh sorry, winona Ryder.
Speaker 1Maybe Winona's in the background, I mean she could be, who knows, maybe they're eating a pretzel. She might be.
Speaker 2She might be looking for mushrooms.
Speaker 1Chewing on a pretzel you never know Origin.
Speaker 2I'm a hound dog. I'm a hound dog. Stop Okay, I have to.
Speaker 1All right now. You were telling me moments ago when we went off the track. Yeah, when the wheels fell off. Yes, you were watching an interview on the Winona rider Rider and Jenna.
Speaker 2Ortega. They were posed together, they were taking photos and Winona had sunglasses on and the photographers and press kept hounding her to take them off, Like Winona take them off, like manona, take them off. Take your sunglasses off, for whatever reason she had them on.
Speaker 1She didn't want to take them off maybe she had them seriously like a long night put the eyes.
Speaker 2You don't know I mean you can't be perfect 100 of the time. Nobody is well, like kevin hart this morning on the today show wore sunglasses the entire interview and you can't tell them to take them off.
Speaker 1Nope.
Speaker 2That's the world we live in. If you want to wear sunglasses, wear them.
Speaker 1Do what you want to do.
Speaker 2Yeah. So she looked uncomfortable, but she continued to smile. But then it escalated and it got so bad that Jenna Ortega had to say hey, no, you don't have to. She started to reach up and grab out her glasses and take them off.
Speaker 1She was going to do it because they were pressuring her to do it. She was pressured yes.
Speaker 2And Jenna Ortega said and this is our quote of the day no, you don't have to. I like that and I love that because it's so simple but direct and it means no, you don't have to always make yourself accessible to others. And no, you don't always have to say yes, if it makes you feel uncomfortable, don't give into pressure. Yeah, you don't owe anyone anything, so we're in our. No, you don't have to era I like that.
Speaker 1Yeah, and look at Jenna Ortega. What 21, 22 year old. Yeah, and she's teaching Winona something.
Speaker 2In her 50s yeah.
Speaker 1Just be. You Do what you want to do.
Speaker 2And no, you don't have to Yep.
Speaker 1I like that. All right, it's 855.
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