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Episode 117

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Can a dying smoke alarm battery be more annoying than the chirping that wakes you up at 2 am? Join Barry, Holly, and Lee as we tackle this universal frustration with our signature blend of humor and wit. In our latest episode, we kick off with a laugh-filled discussion about our oddball love for soup and the mysterious snow pea. We dive into a fascinating weather update featuring an unusual convergence of two weather systems and tease a new live stream feature that’s sure to keep you on your toes. Our banter is as lively as ever, making even the most mundane topics, like smoke alarm beeps, an entertaining adventure.

As we celebrate National Comic Book Day, we share some fun facts that will take you down memory lane. Did you know that by age 10, 80 percent of us have read a comic book? Or that the 1991 issue of X-Men sold a staggering 8.1 million copies? Tune in for these surprising tidbits, along with our hilarious reflections on the often annoying, yet essential, household devices that disrupt our lives at the most inconvenient times. This episode promises to fill your morning with laughter, engaging discussions, and a few surprises that will brighten your day. Whether you're a comic book fan or simply someone who can’t stand that incessant beeping, this episode is sure to resonate with you.ChristiTutionalist Politics
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Speaker 3:

Oh man, it's time to rise and shine and get your morning started with Alabama's award-winning morning show. My God, what a glorious day.

Speaker 4:

Looks like we might have a hit.

Speaker 3:

Broadcasting live from high atop Alabama's beautiful Sand Mountain.

Speaker 2:

I love the morning show. Thanks, guys. My mama says we're crazy.

Speaker 3:

Please welcome your hosts, Barry. Do you believe in ghosts?

Speaker 1:

I do. But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves. And Holly, we both have so much in common.

Speaker 3:

We both love soup, we love snow peas Folks, we came here to laugh, didn't we?

Speaker 1:

Good morning, it's 6.08. Soup and snow peas.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we're like so many of the same thing.

Speaker 1:

I thought we had so many other things, but I guess it's down to two.

Speaker 2:

It's like soup and snow peas.

Speaker 1:

What are snow peas? I don't know. Lee may know he's the expert here. Good morning, lee's in the room with us.

Speaker 2:

Yo, good morning. Is it like English peas?

Speaker 1:

No idea.

Speaker 2:

I have no idea.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I have no idea. I have no idea.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I'm going to Google it. Look up snow peas.

Speaker 1:

I am Because you've had a busy morning already Are snow peas like. English peas.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, my little girl called them ho-ho-ho balls.

Speaker 1:

They're like edamame. You've never had that, have you? No, I have not.

Speaker 2:

Have you had that Lee?

Speaker 1:

Nope, what God. Who would name it? That it's edamame. Okay.

Speaker 2:

It's like you get them at restaurants.

Speaker 1:

Owee-mo-wee, what's that? Edamame, edamame Just like the lion's sleeve tonight.

Speaker 4:

Woo.

Speaker 2:

No, it's like those little snap. They're like snap peas. Yeah, it's a cross between. Yeah, it's like a snap pea Anyway.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, yeah, so Glad we know now. Yeah, we know.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Well, it's 6-0-9. Today's maybe the last day we hit the 90s for the rest of the year. Thank you.

Speaker 2:

There is a chance, okay, yeah 90 today, hot rain.

Speaker 1:

There was rain this morning in Etowah County and Cherokee, so there's some rain, but later we have a decent chance. Coming in late today Could be some strong storms because it's going to be warm today and a system coming in. Here's the crazy thing the tropical storm, the rain we're about to see tomorrow, has nothing to do with that. This is totally different, and they're saying this could be like something that doesn't happen very often. This one system is coming from the west and by the time it gets over us, the tropical storm is coming up from the south and the two will almost collide. Oh no, weird, that is weird. Like something out of a movie.

Speaker 2:

Is this going to happen in Florida?

Speaker 1:

Like around us.

Speaker 2:

Oh us.

Speaker 1:

Well, the system, like the one from the west, is going to start going one direction and one for the north, and it's going to be very strange, but luckily for us it's now going more towards Florida, the tropical storm, so we may not see as much rain. So poor Florida.

Speaker 2:

You're doing a lot of things with your hands.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry because you said we're on camera.

Speaker 2:

We are actually. So, if you are listening to us, we are testing a live stream and Barry is talking like with this I'm trying to show you because it's hard to understand, because this is very rare that something like this is happening yeah.

Speaker 4:

Barry looks straight up like Ricky Bobby in.

Speaker 3:

Talladega Nights. I don't know what to do with my hands.

Speaker 1:

But anyway, the good news for us is it looks like the storm is going to move more towards Florida when it comes to shore Thursday. We may not see as much rain Friday and Saturday as they first thought.

Speaker 2:

Sorry, Scott Chambers.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, sorry Florida, because it's going to hit the same area, the big bend. Where Florida bends, that area is going to see it again. They had one of these just a few weeks ago.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, wow.

Speaker 1:

But anyway, today it's going to be just hot, a little bit of rain, and then tomorrow it's going to be wet. So yeah, you can now watch. Not yet, Not yet Not yet. We're doing a test run today.

Speaker 2:

We're doing a test run. If Mrs C were to give us a green light, I would say let's go ahead and test it today. Mrs C, yeah, hallelujah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, hallelujah, anytime you say her name.

Speaker 2:

He's trying to get a raise.

Speaker 1:

It has not worked. I've been doing this for a week.

Speaker 2:

I'm trying to get him to say Mississippi. I would like to go ahead and test it and just see what people think. But we've got to wait on the green light. But we are testing it today behind the scenes and what it is is our morning show, but on a live stream You'll be able to watch us, see us, us and get some of the behind the scenes.

Speaker 1:

Hope that don't stop you from listening down the road.

Speaker 2:

Oh my goodness two freaks in there well, they should know we're two freaks anyway yeah, so anyway, it's uh, tuesday, september the 24th.

Speaker 1:

We'll have more of the weather coming up in a few minutes, but first, how do you know things you need to know now? Lee needs the headphones for this, because we're gonna prove a little point here. Oh my god, yeah, okay, so things you need to know tuesday, september the 24th okay, I'm hearing.

Speaker 2:

Okay, today is national comic book day. 80 percent of people before the age of 10 have read at least one comic book. What is that beeping?

Speaker 1:

There's people now checking their smoke alarms.

Speaker 2:

Oh my gosh, the best-selling comic book of all time was actually X-Men in 1991. It sold over 8.1 million copies.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I'll tell you what. Okay, this morning, at Doss Falcon Music this morning at 2 o'clock, my smoke alarm battery decided I'm going to die and it began doing this chirping noise and it's maybe the most annoying noise I've ever heard in my entire life. Oh, 100%. What is the most.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm making a Facebook post.

Speaker 1:

So at 2 am I hear this and I got an hour left to sleep.

Speaker 4:

It's always the most inappropriate times for it to die, isn't it?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I love smoke alarms. Thank you for smoke alarms. Yes, they save lives, but this thing is there not a better way to tell me that my smoke alarm is about to die? You need a new battery than this at 2 am.

Speaker 2:

Um Okay, I don't think that there's anything more annoying I put up a post is there anything more annoying? I don't think that there's anything more annoying. I put up a post. Is there anything more annoying? But I think this takes the cake and I'm 5'3" yes. I can't reach even on a chair. I can't reach these. See, you'll be in trouble. I have to take the broom and just kind of knock it around until it falls off.

Speaker 1:

How do you get it back up there?

Speaker 2:

I don't.

Speaker 1:

Oh, she just takes it down yeah. I know, don't tell anybody.

Speaker 2:

I have one that's sitting on my dresser with the battery out. Girl, first of all. First in my defense, they take D batteries Like nobody has those on hand.

Speaker 1:

You have to go buy those. I looked and I thought I'll try two AAAs and put those, tape them together. That don't work either.

Speaker 2:

No, it doesn't work either.

Speaker 1:

It's still going on.

Speaker 2:

Is it is people are calling? I think they're calling to tell you to quit. I'm sure what were you saying about comic books, because I have a lot of them yeah, so it says 80 of people before the age of 10 have read at least one comic book. Have you read comic book lee?

Speaker 4:

no, never, never I've. I've never finished one.

Speaker 2:

What year were you born?

Speaker 1:

94. 94. Yeah, yeah, have you ever read a comic book?

Speaker 2:

I read Archie yeah. They used to have those at the checkout line. Hold on.

Speaker 1:

There we go. Okay, you go ahead.

Speaker 2:

They used to have those at the checkout line with the candy and I got to choose. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1:

Okay, that's done.

Speaker 2:

Okay, could I get candy or could I get an Archie comic book?

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry to say that no that's not a go, yeah, but you know, some of these are worth like millions, like one of the, I think, the Batman comic books. You have one still in good shape, but unfortunately I don't. I have a lot of comic books.

Speaker 2:

Let's go sell them.

Speaker 1:

I want to, if somebody wants to buy some, and they're all in good shape. You know, who collects them? Ted.

Speaker 4:

Ted For real.

Speaker 1:

I'm pretty sure Ted collects them. He turned me down. He's so tight, he's so tight.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, the old tight Ted they call him.

Speaker 2:

Well, I don't want to Now on the street, don't get in trouble.

Speaker 1:

That's the buzz on the street there, a little tight tid.

Speaker 2:

Moving on Things you need to know. Dr Seuss died on this date in 1991. I know it's sad. Was it sudden? Was it sad? Don't remember. Go ask your dad.

Speaker 1:

Did he die of green eggs and ham? I don't know how did he die of green eggs and ham?

Speaker 2:

I don't know how did he die?

Speaker 1:

I don't know.

Speaker 2:

Okay, back to.

Speaker 1:

Google? I'm not sure.

Speaker 2:

How did Dr Seuss die? Yeah, okay, oh, oh cancer.

Speaker 1:

Oh goodness, ew. But I love probably what green eggs and ham my favorite bunk.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, do you want to know what his last words were?

Speaker 1:

What.

Speaker 2:

I don't know, I'd have to follow the link, but anyway, but he, yeah. He died today, on this day in 1991. So September 24th 1991.

Speaker 1:

Most schools honor Dr Seuss Day For a whole week, for like a whole week.

Speaker 2:

Yes, it's Dr Seuss, week. Read across America.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

It's March 2nd, oh, he knows second.

Speaker 1:

Oh, he knows, he knows it's my wife's birthday.

Speaker 2:

We've been invited to read and we're all usually they said you want to read green eggs and ham, yeah, I like green eggs.

Speaker 1:

I do too, but I thought, is there not another choice?

Speaker 2:

what's cute is both of my girls with both of their teachers in first grade I think got the green eggs and ham, like the teachers would make eggs with green food coloring and have little pieces of ham and it's so cute.

Speaker 1:

I love that.

Speaker 2:

I'm not reading this.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, what.

Speaker 2:

I'm not reading it. Things to think about yeah, you need to think about this.

Speaker 1:

This is also Diarrhea Awareness Week. It began yesterday and it runs through Friday. It doesn't Very so funny.

Speaker 2:

There's some things I draw the line on and I draw the line on diarrhea All right, 617.

Speaker 3:

Good mornings with Barry and Holly here on Alabama's country giant.

Speaker 1:

WQSB. This up a few minutes ago. This morning my smoke alarm decided it needed you to battering.

Speaker 2:

And you recorded it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, Because I was up at 2 o'clock.

Speaker 2:

You said I'm going to take this opportunity to record Because I could not go back to sleep.

Speaker 1:

I had one hour left to get up at 3.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Wow, wow. Yes, don't get me wrong. Smoke alarms save lives, but can we not find a new way to tell me that my battery is dying? So we asked people. The question is what is the most annoying sound to you?

Speaker 2:

People put we have one mad face.

Speaker 1:

We have a bunch.

Speaker 2:

Judy Dobbs put a mad face.

Speaker 1:

Why is she mad?

Speaker 2:

Oh no, don't be mad.

Speaker 1:

Judy.

Speaker 2:

Anyway, let me start from the newest. So Joey Hollis says my diabetic insulin pump. Oh, I didn't know, those made noises.

Speaker 1:

Oh, wow.

Speaker 2:

Melissa Walker says the voice on the other line trying to say you qualify for updated Medicare plans or that they are calling from your cable company.

Speaker 1:

Ah, yeah, one of those spam calls.

Speaker 2:

Katie K Stimson says a whiny voice, adult or child. Oh, I hope I don't have. Do I have a whiny?

Speaker 1:

voice. No, you're not whining, okay, good.

Speaker 2:

No, april Hicks says Ivy pump alarm. Oh yeah, that's annoying, I know yeah, especially if you're the one in the bed. Yes, yes.

Speaker 1:

So think about it. We're going to read a lot more of these coming up. We'll give you some shout-outs coming up in about 10 minutes, but first, since you've been gone, I've been watching the Gulf yet, but that's, I guess, the top story weather-wise around the south.

Speaker 2:

Yes, brewing in the Caribbean. It's forecast to strengthen into a hurricane in the Gulf of Mexico over the next few days and make landfall on the Gulf Coast. As early as Thursday, the National Hurricane Center predicted the storm still officially a potential cyclone. It soon is going to be named Helene. Helene right is going to be named Helene.

Speaker 1:

Helene right.

Speaker 2:

It's going to reach 115 miles per hour before landfall, making it a major Category 3 storm, so this is going to escalate fast. Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1:

Because here we are Tuesday morning and it's going to come ashore by Thursday after lunch.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and experts believe that everyone along the Florida, panhandle and Big Bend region needs to be prepared for hurricane impacts.

Speaker 1:

Same area that had one just a few weeks ago.

Speaker 2:

I know, so if you have plans of heading down the beach this weekend, now here's the good news for us.

Speaker 1:

The latest forecast shows it's moving more towards Florida, towards the east, than it is towards Alabama. So if you're in Florida on the right side, like Orlando, to the south, you're going to get a lot of rain and storms. But for us, they think that we will get some rain off of the system coming tomorrow and Thursday, but we may not see as much rain off of this storm.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Because it's leaning more towards the east. We're going to see some rain off of it Thursday night into Friday, but their guess is hopefully that everything does what it's supposed to by lunchtime Friday weather gets a lot better.

Speaker 2:

Good.

Speaker 1:

Which is good for high school football Friday night.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, well, it's good for my daughter going to Disney World on Saturday.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that's true. Yeah, because it'll be way past Disney World by Saturday.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and I don't want her traveling when it's storming in the air, so it should be fine, and then for Saturday a lot of big things.

Speaker 1:

I know the weather is much better for that. Saturday looks a whole lot better than what they were first thinking, but still it's too early to tell. But they're pretty confident now it's going to go more towards Florida.

Speaker 2:

Okay. Well, the federal government is reintroducing free at-home COVID-19 test kits for fall 2024. I read online that the other ones are starting to expire and that's why they're releasing them Gotcha. And it detects the new variant. So individuals and households can order up to four kits each and all you have to do is go to covidtestgov. But I went there this morning. It said they'll be available late september. We're already late september. Where are y'all? We need it.

Speaker 1:

We had a big surge in covid cases just a few weeks ago. Your daughter works at the hospital and there's been a lot surge in covid cases, just a few weeks ago.

Speaker 2:

Your daughter works at the hospital and there's been a lot of new covid happened a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 1:

It's getting better now, but there was a big surge a few weeks ago.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, it seems like always, when school starts back, there's always a big surge of something good. Point, yeah, point. And tamagotchis are back. The 1990s toy is making a big iconic comeback.

Speaker 1:

Did, did, you have one.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, I had one and sometimes I forget about it and it would make my heart hurt for real, like a real heart hurt when I forgot and killed it.

Speaker 1:

That's a toy that needs one of these when you need to feed it, when you need to feed your little Tamagotchi. And who named that in the first place? That's a weird name.

Speaker 2:

Chinese, I guess the handheld toys lets you care for a virtual pet, but newer versions have upgrades like the ability to play on Wi-Fi and download items. Here's the thing, though. Yeah, you can get this on your phone. Yeah, you're right, but I mean, if you're like five or six, you may not have a phone, sure. So this might be a hot Christmas gift, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Would your girls like one? Are they too old for it now?

Speaker 2:

Mayor would play with it for about five minutes. Harlow would be like Mom. I'll get it on my phone, gotcha Bro skibbity.

Speaker 1:

I'm surprised we're bringing it back.

Speaker 2:

Skibbity Ohio Riz oh wow, that's ugly.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I know, I guess Put up with that. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, barry, and Holly on Alabama's country said thank y'all. The wife was listening to y'all on her phone and I've been hunting through the house for a while now trying to find that dang chirp PS. Barry, you owe us a new smoke detector.

Speaker 1:

Ours didn't make it so.

Speaker 2:

James is looking for the smoke detector. Which one is going?

Speaker 1:

off. Apparently he beat his up and killed it. Sorry, james, his didn't make it. Yeah, so what about you?

Speaker 4:

lay what is the most annoying sound in in your mind chalkboard oh god yes, uh, now you're just metal, yeah I don't under you know, I don't understand that and and you were trying to, you were explaining it a little bit. I think you should explain that, because it didn't make sense to me until you did so I hate metal.

Speaker 2:

I hate I don't have any metal utensils in my house. I don't have any metal cups in my house, right? I go out to restaurants I ask for to-go forks or to-go spoons or whatever. I do not touch metal. I hate it. And I was telling lee, I think it's because I've always hated metal and I've never used metal utensils. I think it's because when I was little, I had a lot of silver fillings in my teeth Could be.

Speaker 2:

It makes me want to puke. So when you would, have you ever chewed on a chewing gum wrapper?

Speaker 3:

Yes. Oh I know the feeling, you know that electric feeling you get. That's what you feel. That silver chewing wrapper yes, oh, I know the feeling you know that electric feeling, you get that silver chewing gum.

Speaker 2:

Yes, that's what I feel every time, and I don't have as many. I don't have. I mean, I've got some feelings, but I don't have as many.

Speaker 1:

You have no feelings.

Speaker 2:

I have feelings.

Speaker 1:

You have no heart.

Speaker 2:

I have feelings, and feelings You're cold. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Speaker 1:

I'm kidding, I know what you're saying.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah. So what about you? Oh, and let me tell you this Jason Riddle, put this down. Yeah, your pet puking. Oh, oh, yes, wouldn't you hear that? Uh, uh.

Speaker 1:

That should be an alarm clock. That should be.

Speaker 2:

I just shove the dog Like if it's on the bed, I shove it, If it's on the rug, I shove it.

Speaker 4:

Oh my gosh yeah. I'm going to pick up and run.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, where do you take it Outside? Yeah, outside, fair enough.

Speaker 1:

But there's some good comments. Like Melissa said, same here, barry. Sometime in the middle of the night the beeping from smoke detectors started. I just and sound machine up a few notches to drown it out.

Speaker 2:

That's good. What about you, though? You didn't say what you're most annoyed about the smoke alarm? I think is awful.

Speaker 1:

I could not go back to sleep.

Speaker 2:

Even after you took it down, you couldn't go back to sleep.

Speaker 1:

No, I get up at 3 and then 1 off at 2. So by 2.30, I gave up the adrenaline from finding it being upset about it in the first place.

Speaker 3:

That's enough to keep anybody away, I get it, that's true, it's true.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, Amber McAbee says someone crunching on ice.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, yeah, I don't love that.

Speaker 1:

Jennifer Omby, someone popping gum? I'm with you on that one.

Speaker 2:

See, that don't bother me.

Speaker 1:

No, that doesn't bother me no, pam Harris, says my husband and said to quit the chirping. It's driving him crazy. We're done, pal. We're done, melanie and Nelson. My husband's alarm going off for 20 minutes while I'm in the other part of the house Been up for two hours, oh my gosh, I believe that I'm right there.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Lashay Knott said a fan blade wanting to make the ticking noise as she's trying to fall asleep. Shaking noises she's trying to fall asleep I've had that happen before or if it has like a low buzz, like a Can't stand it.

Speaker 1:

Julia Burgess. Dog scratching at the door to go outside or come back in. It beats the alternative.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, at least they're giving you a warning. Pooping in the floor, yep.

Speaker 1:

Greg and Leslie Ledford your phone buzzing at 5 am on a Sunday morning, when it wasn't supposed to.

Speaker 2:

No, turn that phone off, girl, turn it off.

Speaker 1:

Let's see, Judy Brown says my neighbor's very loud car.

Speaker 2:

Every day at 4.30 am. Yep, yep, yep, yep.

Speaker 4:

Shout out to the neighbor.

Speaker 1:

Bobby Ford. My husky thinks he's a wolf.

Speaker 2:

Oh no, he must howl. Yes, oh, derrick said the words license and registration being pulled over yeah oh, steven allison, yes, yes, yes, squeaking styrofoam, yes, yes, when it's like in your cup holders squeaking yeah faith.

Speaker 1:

Fletcher says water dripping yeah diane lindsey, a bird right outside your window at the same time you know, I thought it's like in your cup holders squeaking.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, faith Fletcher says water dripping. Yeah, diane Lindsay, a bird right outside your window. At the same time, you know, I thought of one when you said about the styrofoam Squeaking shoes? Oh yeah, yeah, like when it's raining or something.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, can I tell you something?

Speaker 4:

I like that sound, I do, I enjoy that sound, I'm starting to think she's more weird than I thought she was. Oh, I'm definitely way weird.

Speaker 2:

Definitely, but like on the basketball court, like that kind of squeak, like this squirt squirt.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I like that. I don't know why it's satisfying to me. I don't know.

Speaker 1:

How about, jill Smith, two cats fighting outside your bedroom window? Huh, that is awful.

Speaker 2:

Well, also two cats fighting to mate outside the window, that is horrible.

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Speaker 1:

Big night tonight, holly's pile of stories and tonight we find out the winner from America's Got Talent, as they wrap up another season.

Speaker 2:

Yep, we're going to find out who's going to win with a three-hour finale. Vegas oddmakers say it's too close to call, but those placing bets and I agree with this are leaning towards the drone team Sky Island.

Speaker 1:

I agree, I do too. They are amazing. They're so good. I could go watch that in Vegas as a 60-minute show. Oh yeah, the other ones, I think. The comedian I forget where he's from, I forget, but the stand-up comedian, the goofy guy, yeah, with curly hair. No, no, it's from Africa, I believe oh he's funny, yeah, he's very good, but I don't know. I think the drone team should win.

Speaker 2:

Who else is in the finals?

Speaker 1:

Do you remember I'd have guy you like that does the sand and stuff he made it.

Speaker 2:

Now I don't think he's going to win.

Speaker 3:

No he's good.

Speaker 2:

And, like you said, we had talked about this off air, but there was a few times where you could see his tricks. You could. I know and I hate that, but I could watch him for six. He's my favorite.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and the custodian from the high school. He did the Journey song to begin with Love him. He got married just a few days ago. What the one that's been with him, the girlfriend. They're now married. Oh, good move on her part If he were to win a million. Yeah, I want some of that.

Speaker 2:

That's what she said.

Speaker 1:

That's a smart move. Yeah, honey, let's get married now. Tonight we find out who the winner is.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm all excited for that. Shaboosie's Bar Song spends its on the Billboard Hot 100, extending the longest run at the top of charts for any single in 2024.

Speaker 1:

So it's still number one. Still number one on Billboard.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, crazy it's a good one, freddie Prinze Jr, has officially joined the upcoming. I Know what you Did Last Summer sequel, did you?

Speaker 1:

like the original. I liked part one, part two. They should have skipped it, but one was very good.

Speaker 2:

You got to remember I was like 10 years old, Well, you need to go back and watch it because it's very good yeah. He's reprising his role as Ray Bronson from the 97 movie and its 98 follow-up. Jennifer Love Hewitt is also in negotiations to return as her character, Julie James Yep. The new film will be released in theaters on July 18, 2025.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to see it. I love it. It came out around the time Scream came out. Those kind of movies became popular Different kind of scary movies and I liked it. I liked the original.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I liked it. But it kind of got to the point where it's like yeah, Not a part two.

Speaker 1:

We didn't need a part two. Quit chasing around, we just needed part one is good.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, part one is good. Eric Menendez says that the Netflix movie about him and his brother Monsters is untrue and dishonest. Oh really, yep. And if you can't believe a convicted murderer I mean who can't? Can you Trevor, you know?

Speaker 1:

Well, I guess he's telling the truth.

Speaker 2:

He said it's not true, exactly.

Speaker 1:

Eric, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2:

But this is a big deal. They're making a big deal about this, so is it on Netflix?

Speaker 1:

It is yeah it's on Netflix. It's called Monsters. Yeah, and the Kardashian family pretty much all of them visited him in jail or prison a few days ago.

Speaker 2:

You know they're all about Project Innocence. I wonder if that's what they're doing.

Speaker 1:

Could be. Could be, but I thought, from what I've read and seen, that they were pretty much it. They did it.

Speaker 2:

You did it. Yeah, I still want to watch the Netflix show though yeah, I still want to watch it.

Speaker 1:

It's pretty good. All right, 656,. Birthdays are next.

Speaker 3:

Mornings with Barry and Hall here on Alabama's country giant WQSB.

Speaker 1:

Their son's name when he was born Loki Skywalker.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

That's his name. They're big Star Wars fans and plus the fact that he was born on May 4th May the 4th be with you they went with the Star Wars name, but there's been some problems since then. Now, since they live in London, I guess rules are different on names. They were told to change their son's name or receive permission from Disney after a passport application was rejected. They're going to do some traveling and then they had to get a passport for him, and then the passport folks said no. The home office, a government department which handles applications, said no, the seven-year-old cannot, we cannot print the word Skywalker due to a Disney copyright on the passport. So either you change the name or you get Disney to send you an official letter saying that it's okay for them to have their son's name Skywalker.

Speaker 2:

Now let me tell you about Disney. I used to be in the craft world and I would create images or press images onto T-shirts, and I learned at a conference that Disney has a team of legal experts that scour the Internet and the world for anything that is disney copywritten.

Speaker 1:

they have a team just for that that's, that's so goofy, that mickey mouse organization.

Speaker 2:

I'll tell you what that's crazy though, isn't it? I think you know my thoughts on this. I think you should be able to name your child. I mean, I think so. I say that, but then elon musk named his kid. Like remember when he named his kid?

Speaker 1:

something really weird yeah, I forget the name. I forget the name. There have been some weird names. Yeah, entertainment world yeah, but what do you think?

Speaker 2:

skywalker, that's a cool name yeah, I think loki skywalker like it could have been a whole lot worse.

Speaker 1:

Um like well, hey, there's a little C-3PO over there. There's old Chewbacca's. Hey, here's my son Chewbacca.

Speaker 2:

Tell R2-D2 to get in the house.

Speaker 1:

C-3PO, put that up. What about your daughter's cat? Yeah, she loves Star Wars and her cat one of them is named Darth Maul.

Speaker 2:

Which I said to be Darth Meow Meow. Yeah, that Darth Meow Meow, yeah, that's much better. That's cute.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to tell Reagan she needs to rename it to Darth Meow.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we know you've had this cat for years but we've been thinking we had a story today. Darth Meow's better fit.

Speaker 1:

But I think this is crazy.

Speaker 2:

It is crazy, you know.

Speaker 1:

Disney's not going to give them permission to use the name Skywalker Never in a million years They'll, so we'll have to wait and see. Loki Skywalker won't be able to travel.

Speaker 2:

So is Loki. Okay, they can use Loki.

Speaker 1:

Apparently, they can use.

Speaker 2:

Loki.

Speaker 1:

You just can't use Skywalker. I don't know why Loki is okay, because is Loki not a Disney character? I mean, they own the rights to Loki. Now.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, as far as I know. We'd have to ask Lee. He's the Loki expert.

Speaker 1:

We'll have to ask him All right, all right time of the morning for a quote of the day. You know you're getting a lot of response from people when they comment on our Facebook page, which, by the way, I want to congratulate our latest winner, amy Huff. Amy is our latest QSP podcast winner. She listened to the podcast on her Facebook page yesterday. We pulled her name out this morning and she is the podcast winner and wins a Barry and Holly morning show T-shirt.

Speaker 2:

Yes, she does, and I've already gotten in contact with her and she's going to come by and pick that up.

Speaker 1:

A lot of the comments were talking about how much they love and appreciate the quotes, because sometimes they're very beneficial and inspiring, like today. This came from either a book or a movie I'm not sure the Phantom Tollbooth from Norton Juster, and I saw this. This is pretty good stuff.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you must never feel badly about making mistakes, as long as you take the trouble to learn from them, for you often learn more by being wrong for the right reasons than you do by being right for the wrong reasons.

Speaker 1:

I agree.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I do too Like try something.

Speaker 1:

Don't be afraid to take chances, like we're taking a chance today by streaming the morning show. Where you can watch it, you can't. Yet it's kind of like a closed theater, only certain people can at the moment it is, but we're taking a chance yeah, and we're trying something new you learn more by being wrong for the right reasons than you do by being right. So we may be wrong in some of the stuff we do, but we're going to learn from it that's what I was going to say.

Speaker 2:

We're going to make mistakes, we're going to go and probably me forget to take us off of air oh yeah, that's going to be fun we yeah, and then you'll get to see the real us.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

But we're going to definitely make mistakes and learn along the way. But I would rather do this dream that I have for the station and make mistakes for the right reasons than shut down and not doing it at all for the wrong.

Speaker 1:

That way, when it's all said and done, you can say at least we tried, yeah, at least we took that chance, and we know it worked or didn't work.

Speaker 2:

That's right.

Speaker 1:

So don't be afraid to take a chance. 7-16.

Speaker 3:

Barry and Holly on Alabama's Country, Giant WQSB.

Speaker 1:

How's it going Well? 7-26. There's still some scattered rain that's moving out. There's more on the way later today, especially tonight and tomorrow. So a lot of rain coming in. Wednesday and Thursday Could be anywhere from an inch to even more. Some areas could see up to five inches of rain. She is my cherry pie, sweet cherry pie yeah, I guess this is a lot of drink Tuesday, because all three stories about drinks Mountain Dew's doing it again. Yeah, they do it every year around Halloween. It's the 2024 Voodoo Mountain Dew flavor.

Speaker 2:

Ah, I see what they did there.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they did this last year and the year before. It's a mystery flavor and they're going to release it again coming up. It may be out now and your job is to guess what it is, and last year's, if I remember correctly. I don't remember the name or what flavor, but it was not good.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, my question is do they release what the flavor is?

Speaker 1:

eventually they tell you when it's all said and done. But, by the way, our friends at circle k, uh, the mystery flavor is now in a frozen format exclusively at circle k stores nationwide, starting very soon, and maybe they're right now maybe they'll send us one maybe they will. That would be a good taste test that would be a good taste test.

Speaker 2:

How about sonic? You're all taste test.

Speaker 1:

How about Sonic? You're all over this one.

Speaker 2:

I'm all about this one. So Sonic is debuting Witch's Brew and it's available today for app users, starting September 30th. It's available today, but anyway, september 30th in store. Oh, if you have the app, you can order it. If you want to order it in store.

Speaker 1:

September 30th. That's a good way to make you download the app.

Speaker 2:

Well listen, you should download the app anyway. You get tons of points, it's so worth it. Halloween fans can snag a witch's brew slush float from sonic, so it's made with a green apple slush with salted caramel bubbles, which is like in bubble bubble tea or boba tea, those look good yeah, and it's topped with soft serve ice cream and it's available through spooky season. Okay, oh, and I'm definitely going to try one of those.

Speaker 1:

Chick-fil-A. I got to try this milkshake.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so you know that the banana pudding milkshake at Chick-fil-A is good, but you can turn it into a strawberry banana milkshake. Strawberry banana milkshake. You can't do it through the app, but if you ask at Chick-fil-A, they can add strawberries and syrup to the banana pudding shape and turn it into a strawberry banana shake.

Speaker 1:

It was last week. They mentioned you could add chocolate to it and have a chocolate banana. So now strawberry banana milkshake. That looks delicious. Yeah, give it a shot. Yeah, check out the details on our Facebook page at 728.

Speaker 3:

Wqsb Mornings with Barry and Holly Come on man Mornings.

Speaker 1:

Come on, man. Sorry, this is funny. I'm looking at the picture. Okay, police need help in Calgary. In Calgary, they've got a suspect. He's a teenager. I get why they're doing this, but they released a photo saying we're looking for this individual because we believe this person is the one that's been setting fires around the community.

Speaker 2:

Oh, no, so we need to catch him.

Speaker 1:

They released a photo. Now there was a fire that damaged multiple homes. Luckily, nobody was injured, but quite a bit of damage and investigators believe the same guy could be the same guy doing this for a couple of days. So we look at the picture. On the picture, since he's a teen, they decided, well, since he's underage, we're going to blur his face. Okay, they want to know if anybody recognizes this guy. But his face is blurred because he's underage.

Speaker 2:

It's not only blurred, it's like blackened into a black little circle. Blur Like you can't tell what color his skin is. His features like nothing. You can't tell anything about him and he has a hoodie on.

Speaker 3:

He does.

Speaker 2:

And a beanie and his hoodie is tied up so like you can literally see no distinctive features on him.

Speaker 1:

If I saw that person walking down the street, I'd be alarmed for all kinds of reasons Because, first of all, you have a very blurry face. Yes, yes, I'm wondering what happened here, what's going on that I need to be aware of? Which planet are you from?

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

But that's how they want us to identify, because the picture of these underage. I'm guessing, maybe, that they think you might recognize the sweatshirt he's wearing. I don't know. Oh okay, maybe. What do you think?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1:

But then again, how many of those have been sold? Probably a lot.

Speaker 2:

I don't know. I don't know, barry, like how are you supposed to figure out Usually like when on TV or something, yeah.

Speaker 1:

They say okay, be on the lookout for this person. Yeah, yeah, a bow low. What do?

Speaker 2:

we do? What do we do with?

Speaker 1:

this. At first, I'd say excuse me, sir, what happened to your face?

Speaker 2:

To truly appreciate this story, you've got to go. Look on our Facebook page. And see what is up with this, because I've read this story when you gave it to me this morning, but then seeing the picture, it makes even more sense I can't help you police.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry, I have not seen anybody with a blurry face running around town. But if I do, I'll sure let you know, especially if he smells like smoke, then I know we got the right guy. Yeah At 739.

Speaker 3:

Mornings with Barry and Holly here on Alabama's Country Giant WQSB Get on 73 right now.

Speaker 1:

Please welcome to the show William Good morning, william Brumbelow.

Speaker 2:

Yes, what's your middle name?

Speaker 4:

Brian Brian.

Speaker 2:

William Brian Brumbalow.

Speaker 4:

I'm good, and I'm the second. I'm not a junior, I'm the second. I like that my dad always reiterates. He always says you know, Will just remember who's always number one. Oh, okay, Thanks.

Speaker 1:

Dad, keep you in your place. I got you Well Will's in this morning because we need some knowledge. Nuggets Will walked in and said I need to learn something today.

Speaker 2:

He did I feel empty. As soon as he walked in the door he said feed me those nuggets and I said I got you. Actually he said come in here, rachel's late. Rachel, where are you?

Speaker 1:

No, but all right, your turn Give Will the first one, All right the first one 21% of us regularly watch TV with our pet.

Speaker 4:

Do you have a pet Will Do not have a pet.

Speaker 2:

You don't have any kind of pet, no pet. That's sad.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, well, we've been thinking about getting one.

Speaker 2:

Reese needs a pet.

Speaker 4:

We're going to get one of those cream golden retrievers and name them Butters.

Speaker 2:

Oh.

Speaker 1:

I love that.

Speaker 2:

Butter cream yes.

Speaker 1:

Well, I don't officially have one. The neighbor's cats come over and play and bum off of me.

Speaker 4:

Are they still there? The?

Speaker 2:

neighbors or the cats, not the kittens. The kittens have been given away, all but one. There's one left. There's one kitten left. There's one left and there's the new mama kitty. Yeah, they replaced the other.

Speaker 1:

Different story than we're going to some other day. We should tell that story sometime we went up under the bush.

Speaker 2:

But I'm part of this 21%. Do I feel like Doug is watching me?

Speaker 1:

No, Because you watch bizarre stuff.

Speaker 2:

I know I did all day yesterday too, from like 1 o'clock until like 8 o'clock.

Speaker 1:

I watched True Crime. It's disturbing too. Well, it's not really. I watched over there one day. You were taking notes on how to kill your co-worker and how to bite him, and that bothered me. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2:

No, I did Listen. I watched one yesterday, and I'll be real quick, of this 80-year-old woman that buried six bodies in her backyard.

Speaker 4:

Is it my worst roommate ever?

Speaker 2:

No, it's Bailey Sarian.

Speaker 4:

Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2:

But she buried six bodies and she's 80 years old. She can't do that by herself and she was the only one arrested and charged.

Speaker 1:

Well, I admire her if she can dig six holes.

Speaker 2:

I mean God, wow, and drag those. Anyway, I digress. 45% of men have tried on women's clothing when home alone.

Speaker 4:

Be honest.

Speaker 3:

No.

Speaker 4:

No.

Speaker 2:

Be honest.

Speaker 4:

No when home alone.

Speaker 2:

Be honest, no, no, be honest, no, no, I have not.

Speaker 1:

It says half of men, well, two out of the three in the room and Lee's saying no. Okay, lee, I didn't see you raising it. I saw a hand go up, but I guess not. No, no, no, I keep loving his brow.

Speaker 2:

I will wear a man's. I'll wear like men's t-shirts, you know they're always big and comfortable, but I'm not going to put on his blue jeans and be like hmm, I wonder if these fit me well, this morning my wife they have Adam Sandler day at school, so she had to take everything to wear today for me, yeah but I don't think that there's anything that a man should be trying on anybody on staff.

Speaker 1:

You would say if there's anything that a man should be trying on Anybody on staff. You would say, if there was one of us that would do it, who would it be?

Speaker 2:

Mike Allen no, it would definitely be Dale for sure. He's thonging it back there right now Hold on. My burrito just came up, oh Lord 25% of kids say the worst thing about riding in a car with their parents is when they yell at other drivers.

Speaker 1:

Oh, my goodness yeah.

Speaker 2:

I don't yell at them, I really don't. I'm not being a ooh, I'm so good, I really don't. Okay, yes, you do, I just not being a ooh, I'm so good, I really don't. Okay, yes, you do I just sternly say get out of the way.

Speaker 1:

With both fingers up in the air.

Speaker 2:

No, no, no no, I would never.

Speaker 4:

I figured it'd be more than 25%. Yeah, especially the highway we got going to the Q431.

Speaker 1:

On a.

Speaker 2:

Friday yeah.

Speaker 1:

I hated riding with my daddy Really. I said we're going to get killed, they're going to chase us down and car rage us.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Because that language was not suitable for even HBO.

Speaker 2:

The thing my kids hate about, the worst thing about riding in the car, is riding in the car. They want to teleport there. Oh, be there right now. They want to be there, right there.

Speaker 1:

It's like, yeah, instant satisfaction.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, get me there. What about Reese? Is he good on car rides?

Speaker 4:

He's really good on car rides.

Speaker 2:

Do y'all yell in the car?

Speaker 4:

I do, yeah, just because we've got a bunch of idiots out there that can't use a median, can't use a turn bleaker no. Can't yield, can't merge, can't stay in the left lane. Stay in the right lane.

Speaker 2:

We have got to have a community-wide meeting and learning lesson on median.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Pull to the far end.

Speaker 1:

I got cussed out by a guy.

Speaker 2:

Pull to the far end so you can see what's coming. Don't pull on the inside, because I pulled up to.

Speaker 1:

Then he was next to me in the wrong spot and I was all of a sudden the loser here, or the four-way stop where everybody's waving their hand to go at the same time and you're like okay, freeze, I just go, I just go with it. It's so stressful.

Speaker 2:

Yes, and if two people this is a quick tip if two people pull up at a four-way stop at the same time, the person on the right gets to go first. If you're crossing traffic, you have to wait on oncoming traffic. Like if you're at Chick-fil-A and you want to go to Walmart, you just shoot across. But if you need to go left towards Boaz, you've got to wait on that oncoming traffic. You are correct, will's got something to say Red means Never mind.

Speaker 4:

I lost my thought just because I get so irritated. I do too.

Speaker 2:

But when you pull in the median you pull to the farthest side you can pull to so you can see the oncoming traffic and then the other car pulls on the other side of them.

Speaker 1:

It goes past you towards your rear end, and then he's looking the other way.

Speaker 4:

Yes. Red means stop. Green means be mean, yep, be mean. Yellow means hurry.

Speaker 1:

There you go.

Speaker 4:

Yep Yellow means hurry, there you go.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, all right, thanks Will $7.57. Very sad and.

Speaker 3:

Holly On Alabama's Country, Giant WQSB.

Speaker 1:

I want to mention, I want to give some shout-outs, because we put up something earlier this morning Because it started off the show with my smoke alarm detector. My smoke detector went off this morning Well, not because there was fire, because it needs a new battery yeah, at Well. Not because there was fire, because it needs a new battery yeah, at 2 am it went off and I had like one hour to sleep and I could not go to sleep. So the question was what's the most annoying sound that you've ever heard? Uh-huh, we do apologize for the people this morning who weren't aware of what we were doing and they were going through their house trying to find which smoke alarm needed a new battery.

Speaker 1:

Sorry about that. Yeah, To me that's the most annoying sound.

Speaker 2:

It's up there, oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

And it does like every minute.

Speaker 2:

There's nothing you can do about it unless you physically have to act on it. You know I'm so spoiled to being able to do things from my phone. Like I can turn my thermostat up and down from my phone. I can run my vacuum cleaner through my phone. I can do everything through my phone, but I can't. You've got to get up, man, or it's going to beep.

Speaker 1:

It's going to beep you to death. Look at some of the new comments. What's the most annoying sound? Shannon Owen says my phone alarm, amber. I'm confused. On Amber Kilgore it says an animal being Sick, thrown up. I thought it was being killed.

Speaker 2:

No, sick, that's a sick face. I couldn't see it from there. It's green. Heather Benjamin must be in the nursing field. She says call lots.

Speaker 4:

Oh, when somebody needs you, I like Terry Amos'.

Speaker 2:

Terry Amos' says Barry playing the sound on the radio is the most annoying sound.

Speaker 1:

Sorry, terry, I'm done. I'm done. What about Jeremy McConnell? What?

Speaker 2:

Cackles, cackles, if you know, you know. Oh, oh God Cackling. What if it's me, what if it's my laugh?

Speaker 1:

Are you a cackler? I don't know. I don't think so. What if it's?

Speaker 2:

my laugh is the most annoying sound in the.

Speaker 1:

Sue Crawford says a dog throwing up. Yes, pam Lundberg. Yeah, what is that a?

Speaker 2:

Dupixent commercial. Oh, the medicine, yes, yeah, the sound they use, it's not music.

Speaker 1:

I'm not familiar with that one.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, michelle Duke says someone getting big gulps of drink.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I know what you're yeah. That's awful. Yeah, it is Ricky Carter. We see yours.

Speaker 2:

We're going to move on past that one, though, so oh no, yeah, In case you're wondering, it's political and we just can't touch it, carly Jones.

Speaker 1:

someone smacking or slurping their food. Yes, we've had some people who work here.

Speaker 2:

that that's oh my goodness do you know that's a, actually a um diagnosed term. I think it's called mesonophobia. Something like that is where you cannot stand the sound of someone eating, although she meant the person doing it. No, that's called a slapped it's called no manners, yeah yeah, oh my gosh, m Macy Howard A fork scraping across the plate Because you have that big phobia. I hate it, I hate it.

Speaker 1:

So those are good. So, thank you, be sure to add some more. Yeah, we'll go over some more of those. All right, it's 819 Country News coming up.

Speaker 3:

WQSB Mornings with Barry and Holly.

Speaker 1:

Mornings Crime Story. Morning's crime story. Would you believe it's from Florida.

Speaker 2:

No, I can't believe it. I'm so shocked.

Speaker 1:

Nine out of ten of the crime stories come from Florida.

Speaker 2:

They do yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

A Florida man has been accused of squirting unknown liquid on victims' behinds using a medical syringe.

Speaker 2:

Wait Like just out in the street.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay, sean Uribe also reportedly recorded his acts on his cell phone. Okay, sean Uribe also reportedly recorded his acts on his cell phone. Police reports say that he squirted the liquid on a girl at a Ross Dress for Less store and a woman at Marshall's. He reportedly confessed and said the liquid was Cetaphil.

Speaker 2:

Cetaphil.

Speaker 1:

Cetaphil. What is that exactly? Do we know?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I do but I don't want to be wrong on air.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

He's being charged with battery on a child. It's like lotion, like skin, like lotion Moisture.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

That's gross. He's being gross.

Speaker 1:

Why was it in a syringe? First of all, he puts lotion in a medical syringe.

Speaker 2:

Come on, use your imagination. What Think about it? I am. I can't say it on air.

Speaker 1:

I think you cut out the middle.

Speaker 2:

Do you get it? Lee gets it, I am. I can't say it on air.

Speaker 1:

I think you cut out the middle. Do you get it?

Speaker 2:

Lee gets it, I think you just cut out the middle man. No, we're all getting it, Are you not clicking?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay. I don't know why you got the syringe involved in this.

Speaker 2:

Because of the stream.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

The way that it shoots. Yeah, out of the syringe. You sound like you're a professional. I mean, I get it.

Speaker 1:

I see what he's doing and it's awful, this is terrible. Do you know how upset I would be if a man walked up and said so you're walking through Ross looking at the clothes and I'm sitting there. Oh, that's funny. Something just hit me.

Speaker 2:

I would lose my If I saw him doing it to another woman at all. I would lose my ever-loving mind, yeah. Oh my gosh, he's just being perverted, he is Okay, so what?

Speaker 1:

happened, that's about it?

Speaker 2:

No, did they get him. They got him.

Speaker 1:

He's charged with. I don't think I'd be telling that in prison when I went in. What are you in for? No Squirting liquid on people.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay, okay well okay, it says that he was charged with battery on a child, on a child.

Speaker 1:

Yes, that's awful.

Speaker 2:

And two misdemeanor battery accounts. Battery on a child he did this to a child.

Speaker 1:

That is awful.

Speaker 2:

I swear I'd go to jail if I saw this.

Speaker 1:

He won't last 30 minutes in the big house.

Speaker 2:

No, he will not and he shouldn't.

Speaker 1:

No, no, that's awful Morning's animal story. Imagine you're in the kitchen minding your own business washing dishes. Out of nowhere, a python appears and begins wrapping itself around you and squeezing you.

Speaker 2:

Burn it down Burn it down and run.

Speaker 1:

A 64-year-old Thai woman says that this happened. A python grabbed her and squeezed her for two hours before help arrived. A python gromped her and squeezed her for two hours before help arrived. She was getting ready to clean dishes in her house in Bangkok when the python coiled itself around her torso. After over an hour of calling for help, a neighbor heard the woman's cries and finally called authorities. Officials used a crowbar to hit the snake's head until it released the woman, whoa. She was treated for bites. Fortunately, she is going to be okay.

Speaker 2:

Treated for bites.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, pythons say, I didn't think pythons bit. Well, I don't think they Poisonous. They say pythons usually eat rats, pigs, deer and some domestic animals. This day I guess they was in the mood for some Thai food.

Speaker 2:

Okay, oh.

Speaker 1:

I see what you did there.

Speaker 2:

What do you think? So it's big enough to wrap around her and squeeze her. I guess it wasn't big enough to kill her.

Speaker 1:

I guess it was working on it.

Speaker 2:

It was working on it. Yeah, but how?

Speaker 1:

do? You are you in the kitchen and I know they may have these. These are common, but I'd have to move. Okay, here's the thing, if you've got a python and your kitchen walks. It crawls up to you, it don't walk. That'd be funny.

Speaker 2:

Imagine you're in the kitchen Okay. And you feel something crawling up your leg, say that you don't even see it coming from afar. No Say, you feel something crawling up your leg. I feel like you could move fast enough so that the python I mean, they don't just zip tie around you.

Speaker 1:

Once it starts, you could say oh no, there's a python on my leg, I must move.

Speaker 2:

I got to go and burn it down, but either way I got to go.

Speaker 1:

So I'm taking it.

Speaker 2:

She stood there for a few minutes and said Do you think she stood there like, oh no, I've got to?

Speaker 1:

wash these dishes. What will I do? Oh, no.

Speaker 2:

And she's 64. She's young, it's not like she's in her 80s. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

But at two hours. You know what's even worse. If she sat there two hours with a snake wrapped around her, you know what's even worse. What If this happened? Then your smoke alarm battery's going off and you're sitting there with a snake wrapped. You say oh my God.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Of all the times I've been swinging my pop-ton and my dad.

Speaker 2:

Gum smoke alarm battery and it's changed for two hours, would you not be like, oh god, I'm so sick of this?

Speaker 1:

I think even the pot doesn't say enough. The heck with this I am gonna go squeeze somebody else and by the way fix that dad gum smoke alarm or I'm never gonna come back and squeeze you again woman yep, that's what I would think yeah, it's 8, 40 on al Alabama's Country, Giant WQSB. Ready to find your dream home? With Anna Weathers-Smith at Main Street Realty, your home search just got easier.

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