WQSB Morning Show with Barry and Holli
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WQSB Morning Show with Barry and Holli
Episode 210
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Speaker 2:Don't be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon.
Speaker 4:I ate it already. I could smell it in your purse, and now it's gone and I hate everything and Holly, just walk up to the mic and meow really loudly for eight minutes.
Speaker 1:Yep, she'll do it. Good morning, it's 6.07. Halfway through the week.
Speaker 2:That's mayor. That's what my daughter would do.
Speaker 1:She would meow like that. No, she would. She would 75 to high today. How about this?
Speaker 2:I didn't even wear a jacket.
Speaker 1:Beautiful day. It's cold, it's freezing in some spots 32 in Fort Payne, 33 in Gadsden but for whatever reason we're the warm spot 41. I'm not sure why. I guess it's because of the heat that your personality just emits.
Speaker 2:It's me. Yeah, it is, it's me.
Speaker 1:So please bear with Holly. She's a little tired from going in overtime for pickleball last night.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we did it two days in a row.
Speaker 1:I know your body's saying what's going on with this.
Speaker 2:Well, I got on the scale today because I was like, ooh, I bet I've lost, yep. And I said no, I have gained. No, yeah. And I Googled it and it said that it's normal.
Speaker 1:I was telling you that I'm no expert on working out, by no means. But I've had friends who've taught and been teachers and they say sometimes when you begin something new, you begin breaking down like old. I don't know, they try to explain it, but you're going to gain, or maybe stay steady for the first few days.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because you're building up new muscles and this and this. I thought that's just a poor excuse to keep letting you be my trainer, because I'm not.
Speaker 2:What you're doing is not working.
Speaker 1:But no, let me tell you I don't have a trainer, by the way. There's nothing to train here. Oh, I'm just, I'm just here, hopeless cause. I'm just a hopeless cause, I'm just going day by day. There's no need to train this yeah yeah, I've had training enough back when I was in high school with coaches and they were hard enough yeah, I feel like it's probably my muscles are swollen.
Speaker 2:Can your muscles? Get swollen I.
Speaker 1:I think they can it feels like it. My leg muscles are. I'm so sore. Yeah, pickle balls.
Speaker 2:I know I was walking down my porch this morning and I had to go one, two, three Like slowly Steps are hard.
Speaker 1:Baby steps yeah, they are. Whether you're going up or down, they're hard.
Speaker 2:Sitting down, sitting down, yeah, pretty much anything I do right now is hard. I know my back is even sore from like twisting because I started doing this. Like I'm going to call it the slayer serve.
Speaker 1:Whoa. Now I'll be honest. You did get really good towards the end of the last game.
Speaker 2:Well, I almost passed out.
Speaker 1:That's true, you did had to sit down.
Speaker 2:I had to sit down. I didn't eat a good lunch and I was like, hmm, I'm about to throw up. Yeah, and then I started seeing the sparklers. Yeah, and then I started, my ears started ringing.
Speaker 1:Oh. And I was like I'm going to pass out in front of God and everybody.
Speaker 2:That would be embarrassing to know that you passed out playing pickleball.
Speaker 1:I know Because, but you passed out playing pickleball.
Speaker 2:I know Because 85 plus age women, men do this.
Speaker 1:They could kick your butt, yeah, they could, and that was so frustrating.
Speaker 2:But anyway, I didn't eat. I hadn't had anything to eat at that point, just a protein shake, and Ariel had their son's, their little bitty toddler's snacks.
Speaker 1:You took his snacks from him and sat down and had snacks.
Speaker 2:Well, we kind of cheersed it up and had snacks together. He had a Fruit Roll-Up. I had a chocolate oat bar. It was a good time I opened it for him gave it to him.
Speaker 1:I was like so what's up?
Speaker 2:What's?
Speaker 1:up with school.
Speaker 2:What's going on at daycare?
Speaker 1:Scary conversation. Did you take a nap today? Yeah, he says what's wrong with you. Did you poop?
Speaker 2:No, it was so cute, but anyway I felt better. After that I got back on the court and dominated. She really did yeah. And then when we were leaving I don't think Reese is two yet Not- yet I think she he still won. And he said bye Holly. And I said, oh my gosh, that is so cute. And he looked at you and said bye Holly. He thought everybody was Molly.
Speaker 1:Everybody that's not his mom and daddy are Holly, it's so cute. But it was fun and today's going to be a good pickleball day. But you're taking the day off. I am too. I've got to take the day off or I probably will die, Because we've got stuff to do today.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I might fall out today for real.
Speaker 1:We have a lot of stuff going on here at the station. We really do. We're working on a lot of stuff because we're less than three weeks away from our St Jude radio time.
Speaker 2:Can't wait.
Speaker 1:Which is three weeks from yesterday. We'll tell you more about that. We've got concert tickets. We're getting ready for the. If you like to fish, your dad likes to fish. Oh yeah, legally he can't participate in the contest, but he can still catch a fish and we can post it.
Speaker 2:What if he puts his name as an alter ego, like Garth Brooks did that one time?
Speaker 1:Well, if we catch him, he'll have to go to jail.
Speaker 2:Oh, jail, straight to jail, straight to jail if you cheat on the contest Dang man?
Speaker 1:Well, no, but seriously, the Big Catch Fishing Contest starts next week. So if you like to fish, you've got a picture. If you like to fish and you don't have a picture, next time you catch something, take a picture. It's not based on size, and this one size does not matter. It does not Any size fish. It could be a whale, could be a goldfish, whatever you catch.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Take a picture and you have a chance to win a $50 gift card. We'll be doing that every week, starting next week. We'll be in late. Send us your pictures. We've got our St Patrick's Day contest coming up the pot of gold and we'll give you more details on this. We had a big adventure here yesterday by putting our pickles in the gold toilet.
Speaker 2:And we made braylon count them brayden did it yeah braylon, brayden, braylon goes my church brayden, count them he's a great intern. He is, he is. He doesn't ask a lot of questions. Nope, we all went out there like grandfather style or good father, whatever that. What is that called? Yeah, the soprano father godfather, yeah, whatever, what kind of father that is it was like we're to give him an ultimatum.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we sat down. Count the pickles or you're fired.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he just said okay.
Speaker 1:So we're going to have that starting soon. You'll get to guess how many pickles. Why pickles? We had to have something green, had to be green because St Patrick's Day, so we put these in our toilet.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That's weird putting these in a toilet.
Speaker 2:Scott Chambers says that this toilet looks absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 1:Looks like the Jolly Green Giant had diarrhea. Had a giant poop yeah, so the pictures are coming. Soon You'll have a chance to guess how many pickles there are, and the prizes keep growing. I think we're now close to $300 worth of prizes to give away.
Speaker 2:That turned up since yesterday.
Speaker 1:It did, so we'll tell you about that. Plus, I did mention Old Dominion concert tickets. Just a couple of days left to win those. We'll be giving those away during the show. And there's a second way you can win with our Facebook page. We'll tell you about that. Speaking of Facebook, get online, go to our Facebook Live this morning and guess our what? The Blank puzzle. We have puzzles, as you can see on camera. You can see the studios. We're here and it's an event and it's four words. You guess what the answer is. If you get it right, then your name goes into the drawing for the first hourly winner, when you could win $50 worth of great prizes. So a lot of things going on today. How do you know Other things? We only have three days left in this month, then it's over. Wow, today's the 26th.
Speaker 2:And then you know what?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's my birthday month.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because you're only 32 days away officially from your birthday.
Speaker 2:Which I'm not excited about the number this year. I'm feeling a little bit down, oh yeah, but I'm a little bit down, oh yeah, but I'm excited that it's my birthday and I'm just going to pretend like it's the best birthday ever.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:But it's kind of sad.
Speaker 1:Well, at the moment we have you nothing, but we'll work on this.
Speaker 2:I want a cake.
Speaker 1:We got some used pickles.
Speaker 2:No, I don't. I had one of those pickles yesterday. They were soggy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, mm-hmm, yeah, that's all we got right now?
Speaker 2:no, I do. I really do want us to have a little birthday. What kind of cake do you want?
Speaker 1:ice cream, okay ice cream cake with the gravel. Oh oh, I know what you're saying. Like very clean. Does it have a really good one?
Speaker 2:yeah, that's what I want. Yeah, well, today is national tell a fairy tale day I love fairy tales.
Speaker 1:Did you used to read these to your kids when they were little?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, or maybe you still do. Yeah, I make mine up too.
Speaker 1:I do too, do you? The kids used to want me too, because they knew mine were weird. Yeah, mine were weird too, like little Bo Peep and her sheep.
Speaker 2:What happened to them?
Speaker 1:The one was Mary had a little lamb.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I can't really get in. Mary had a little lamb and tied it to the heater. Every time it turned around it burned its little. I learned that when I was little, so they would the kids love that that's awful, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:So why are fairy tales so ominous Like?
Speaker 1:Little Red Riding Hood.
Speaker 2:Like here's this little girl and we're having so much fun.
Speaker 1:And the big bad wolf ate grandma.
Speaker 2:And then the big bad wolf was in grandma's bed because he savagely ate. The grandmother Swallowed her, yeah.
Speaker 1:And then the three little pigs that wolf was trying to blow their house down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they were trying to eat all them pigs and get some bacon. Yeah, those were bizarre. They're all they're all like canceling gretel is considered affairs. That's really weird what about the old lady that lives in a shoe? Yeah, something like that. I don't know I always pictured that fairy tales are weird, but they date back to 1000 bc, whoa, I know. Back then the first fairy tale was written the Smith and the Devil.
Speaker 1:I've never heard of that Smith and the.
Speaker 2:Devil I've heard of it.
Speaker 1:Who's the Smith, which Smith? There's tons of Smiths, I don't know Wow.
Speaker 2:Kids' favorite fairy tales of all time are number five Cinderella.
Speaker 1:Okay, so you don't think of that as a fairy tale, but it is. It is. They just took that and turned it into a movie, number four, hansel and Gretel. That one always was bizarre, I was always scared. Yeah, if I saw anybody who looked like a witch and she tried to give me candy, I'd say no, you're not going to get me in your house and eat me woman.
Speaker 2:Yep, that's all it takes. Hey, you want some candy? You want a little bite of this peppermint stick?
Speaker 1:Yeah, fruit roll up.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, see, I could have got Reese yesterday, couldn't?
Speaker 1:have see.
Speaker 2:I had a fruit roll up. He wanted it Could have ran with him. Yeah, Number three the ugly duckling.
Speaker 1:That one's pretty good. I guess it teaches you a good story. They don't base things on looks. It does have a good moral to it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it does. Jamie Talley said there's so much that I want to say about these fairy tales. I'm trying to be good and Barry isn't helping Jamie. Facebook comments are free game. You can say whatever you want to. I'm trying to help Jamie.
Speaker 1:We would love to hear it. I'm just pointing out like the poor Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he cracked all wide open.
Speaker 1:Why was the egg sitting up there in the first place?
Speaker 2:I don't know why would you put something so fragile up on a?
Speaker 1:wall and in today's world, if an egg is that big, imagine what it would bring at the grocery store.
Speaker 2:Humpty babe, Did nobody tell you You're fragile.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm pushing you off that wall and taking you home.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then he cracked open for a minute, but then all the king's horses got, they couldn't, they couldn't put them back together oh they, that's right they tried they tried, but they couldn't because they cracked them.
Speaker 1:I mean, their military must have been really terrible back in those days you think they carried super glue on hand, or at least gorilla glue, or at least uh, yeah, egg glue yeah, egg glue yeah, okay that's how the cooler was started no, it's not no egg glue egg glue.
Speaker 2:Number two Jack and the beanstalk. That was weird. It was weird. You go and you get these beans and then you plant them and then you crawl up this Jack.
Speaker 1:I did that once.
Speaker 2:Oh, you did what was up at the top.
Speaker 1:No, tonight they used to pay it. When Mama feed us, like black-eyed peas or something, I didn't like it. I had, I'd plant them and think I'm going to get a black-eyed pea tall beanstalk, did you really? I did? You planted your beans, I did.
Speaker 2:How old?
Speaker 1:were you Just last year? Okay, no, I was little, but I read that I thought I can do this. Nothing ever came of it.
Speaker 2:Britt has a good point.
Speaker 1:Humpty Dumpty never says it's an egg Whoa that is true.
Speaker 2:It never says.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:We just.
Speaker 1:What was it then I?
Speaker 2:don't know, humpty Duck, I think it was like a rapper, wasn't it?
Speaker 1:Maybe Wasn't there essentially a Humpty song.
Speaker 2:There's a flavor of flavor, the Humpty Hump. Oh yeah, I do the Humpty Hump. See yeah, maybe it was the number one most popular fairy tale of all time is Little Red Riding Hood.
Speaker 1:Do you agree?
Speaker 2:Probably Everybody knows.
Speaker 1:Little Red Riding Hood. There's a ton to choose from when you look at them, because even I didn't realize Beauty and the Beast is really considered a fairy tale. Yeah, turned into a movie.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You mentioned Cinderella. Snow White would be one. There's tons of Rumpelstiltskin, yeah.
Speaker 2:Tons of rumpled stilt skin. Yeah, it's just always weird how, like, there's always these evil stepmothers, stepsisters, yeah, or the dad always dies, the mom always dies.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, did you know that the original Beauty Sleepy got assaulted in her sleep?
Speaker 1:The what the Beauty Sleepy.
Speaker 2:The beauty sleepy, the sleeping beauty. Oh, I didn't know what you were.
Speaker 1:I think you are sleepy. I think you're one of the seven doors.
Speaker 2:I am, I'm sleepy the door, I'm doping. I got my Red Bull gone, but yeah, she got assaulted in the original one.
Speaker 1:I did not know that.
Speaker 2:It was a children's book.
Speaker 1:Whoa, that's awful, it's terrible.
Speaker 2:It's horrible. Are you making this up? No, that's terrible I swear, I'm not making it up.
Speaker 1:That is awful, I know that's horrible, probably a giant egg fell on her.
Speaker 2:Horrible, horrible. Here's a little something extra.
Speaker 1:Keith Urban has been selected as the Road, by the way, is from Taylor Sheridan, his first reality show, his first reality show.
Speaker 2:It's a new CBS singing competition. Musicians showcase their skills in live performances. They go across Texas, Tennessee, Oklahoma. In the series, participants will serve as the opening act for Keith Urban.
Speaker 1:That's how they got Keith Urban Interview. I saw this last night. The only reason he chose to do this show. He says the real way to find an up-and-coming singer is to put them in a live setting and see how they can perform on stage. That's crazy, not just sing in front of three judges, or sing with four chairs. Put them on stage in front of a crowd and see how they act. Then that's how you can find the real up-and-coming performers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's got a good point. That's very true, and the show will wrap up the series finale at the Ramen love the Ramen in Nashville on April 2nd. That'll be fun to watch, I think I'll watch that one. Yeah, that'll be fun to watch.
Speaker 1:There's a Keith Urban involved and Taylor Sheridan Probably, I don't know. If you fail, he may take.
Speaker 2:I mean, it's possible.
Speaker 1:With him. He may have a rep. Come on the stage and just drag you off kicking and screaming.
Speaker 2:And make a good fairy tale?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it sure would.
Speaker 2:Okay, and then I've got one PSA, something to announce.
Speaker 1:Oh, what you got.
Speaker 2:I would like to tell the person that lost the iPhone 16 outside of the dollar store yesterday please stop calling my new phone. I'm not going to pick up.
Speaker 1:I don't blame you, finders, keepers.
Speaker 2:It's mine now.
Speaker 1:Finders, keepers. I'm always here, Just kidding. I've got like a 12. Yeah, 623. Mornings with.
Speaker 3:Barry and Holly here on Alabama's country giant WQSB.
Speaker 1:Other things going on. We've got, by the way, we've got your chance to win Old Dominion tickets. Somebody messaged and asked do you have more tickets? Yes, we do have tickets today, tomorrow and Friday. And then there's the other way for our Facebook page right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you can go to our Facebook page and find the pinned post. There's two of them. Comment on both of them, and it's that easy all right.
Speaker 1:So what else is going on?
Speaker 2:a colombian man has been caught trying to smuggle eight thousand dollars worth of cocaine under a wig like a toupee, I guess. Yeah, probably so yeah the drugs were discovered by a police officer after the 40 year old attempted to board a plane to Amsterdam. He was headed to the red light district with that powder.
Speaker 1:You think he was walking in, maybe head itching, scrunching because he's got cocaine right on his head.
Speaker 2:I mean, if I had 8,000, I don't know how much 8,000 will buy you in cocaine, but sticking it under a wig I feel like.
Speaker 1:You would think it's going to make his head itch.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:They think if you've got really bad cooties or bad dandruff lice or there's probably cocaine under your hair, Well, you have to go through the scanner.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I bet they. Just why do they not think these things? Is it because they're on drugs?
Speaker 1:Probably.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And they've been convinced by whoever's One of them To be the drug mule.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's safe man. Oh, you can do this, you can do it. I do it all the time.
Speaker 1:You either put it in your pants or Inside of yourself, or under your hair.
Speaker 2:You can put it up, or you can put it up, put it down. Yeah, you can put it up, you can insert or you can put it under. Under which one would you rather?
Speaker 1:do, since you have your little hair, sir, we're going to go with the old bad toupee.
Speaker 2:Yeah, somebody. At some point, some security guard had to be like sir, I'm going to have to remove your hair.
Speaker 1:Because you've been scratching your head nonstop for the past 10 minutes standing in line.
Speaker 2:And also we see bags under the scanner that you're hiding something.
Speaker 3:They go through your hair.
Speaker 2:I know you haven't had that happen because you're a male. Yeah, my mom and I, when we fly, we both wrap our hair up, like I'll wrap my hair up in a bun and they'll make me take it down and like go through it. They have before I don't know, something gets flagged um through the body thing.
Speaker 1:I guess you're like. I dream of jenny hair. They think it could be fake and you're hiding drugs in your hair yes, my mother wears like a bun.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and they make they feel all throughout her hair I did.
Speaker 1:I know that that, oh yeah. Wow.
Speaker 2:I don't know, it's just a thing, okay, I guess.
Speaker 1:No wonder she likes to fly. Oh she gets free head massage.
Speaker 2:She does, yeah. Researchers in China discovered that Mars may have been home to sandy vacation-style beaches. Yep.
Speaker 1:Oh, so they're saying that Mars at one time had beaches on the planet of Mars, vacation style. I'll be darned.
Speaker 2:Yep, they used a radar from a rover. Scientists discovered ancient beach deposits on the red planet. Oh, these images point to Mars having a coastline and an ocean about 3 billion years ago.
Speaker 1:That's where that water splashing was coming from. Yeah, down from Mars. Yeah, it was coming from Mars. Where was the water?
Speaker 2:coming from Only when that water splashing was coming from. Yeah, down from Mars. Yeah, it was coming from Mars. Where did water come from? Only 3 billion years ago.
Speaker 1:Yeah, 3 billion Billion years ago. How do they know? 3 billion years ago? Or is there like a receipt left there that said oh, so-and-so went to Jack's 3 billion years ago? Like a Walgreens receipt yeah, those are always.
Speaker 2:Bacon, egg Cheese biscuits.
Speaker 1:Yeah, researchers also found some things that they feel prove that it was used as a vacation beach, like number one. They found a bikini top and bottom. Oh well, I wonder what happened to her.
Speaker 2:Maybe she liked to dip.
Speaker 1:Some of these aliens were hanging out there Well, I do mean hanging out because of her top and bottom Makes you wonder. Are they how many? We don't know.
Speaker 2:Like a cat, Maybe Like six tops. That is what a male would fantasize. Yes, the more, the better Number two Half cat, half alien. Number two a can of Red Bull. Oh, they found a can of Red Bull up there.
Speaker 1:Well, it's obvious in this, a tourist spot, we're picturing like Panama City Beach, sort of on Mars. What are we picturing here? Like Miami Beach, yeah, how wild are we getting.
Speaker 2:Spring break in Panama City, they found an empty Corona bottle with a cigarette inside. Yeah, people always use their beer bottles as cigarette butt holders and a fireball. Whiskey Little shots of fireball whiskey.
Speaker 1:A shot glass. What else did they find?
Speaker 2:A big Johnson t-shirt Well there you go.
Speaker 1:Well, they must have an Alvin's Island nearby then.
Speaker 2:There was an Alvin's Island souvenir shop dated back to 3 billion years ago. What BC would that be? 3?
Speaker 1:billion BC? I don't know. It would be like I don't know. So they're saying that Mars had a beach at one time and it was a tourist attraction.
Speaker 2:Yeah. I mean, that's what they say, but I'm like you Probably some taffy.
Speaker 1:That's about some taffy too, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:No, that's more mountains.
Speaker 1:Is it?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean saltwater taffy. No, you're right, yeah saltwater taffy. Yeah, some shark teeth Possibly.
Speaker 1:Souvenir shark teeth. What is it Like a? Little hermit crabs that you can One of those umbrellas where the beach guys go, and girls too go by and put the umbrellas up and say It'd be $2,000.
Speaker 2:How ripped those beach guys are.
Speaker 1:Yeah that's why I used to be one.
Speaker 2:I figured that must be like a really strenuous job. I bet it is because you're fighting sand literally all day.
Speaker 1:But you only do something twice a day.
Speaker 2:No, they don't just sit there, they do all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 1:Well, occasionally if somebody new comes and sits down, you've got to go put their umbrella up and slam in the sand.
Speaker 2:Yeah, sets down. You've got to go put their umbrella up and slam in the sand. Yeah, but they're always working. They're like busy little bees. Listen, if you can fantasize about aliens having six ways to feed a baby. Then I can fantasize about a strong-muscled beach man. Which one is more realistic? The beach man Because they just have proof.
Speaker 1:China just found proof on Mars that it was a beach. They probably found other stuff, like one the beach man. No, because they just have proof.
Speaker 2:China just found proof on Mars that it was a beach.
Speaker 1:Well, they probably found other stuff like one sandal, one flip-flop One flip-flop. Yeah, what was Jimmy Buffett?
Speaker 2:Copper tone yeah A shaker. Maybe we're the shaker of salt. We found the lost shaker of salt, we found it.
Speaker 3:I'll be darned. They found it. Found it, it's on Mars.
Speaker 1:Yep 635. Barry and Holly on Alabama's country giant WQSB. What's going on? Pile of stories. Moana 2, you're telling me it's coming to streaming to TV very soon.
Speaker 2:Yep, it's going to be streaming on Disney Plus on March 12th.
Speaker 1:It's a very good movie.
Speaker 2:It's cute. Yeah, this is so sad. Matthew Perry received 27 doses of ketamine in his final days. A new documentary claims leading to his fatal overdose in October 2023. Wow, the good thing is that there's going to be somebody that has to pay for this. Five individuals, including doctors and his assistant, have been charged over his death. Good yeah, wow.
Speaker 1:That's awful, so 27 doses 27 doses of ketamine. That blows my mind 27. How is he able to even function as?
Speaker 2:long as he did. Yeah, I was about to say he didn't.
Speaker 1:But then when he got into the pool, it's when it was just too much. It overcame him.
Speaker 2:I think he just passed out in the pool. That it's one that was just too much. It overcame him. I think he just passed out in the pool. That is awful. Okay, this is horrible. A new upcoming live-action Barney movie is in the works. Why do we need this? We don't. Nobody wants this. Who's out there like, yeah, live-action Barney, yay.
Speaker 1:Back in the day, when the kids were little, they would like it. I'd turn it on. That's one of those shows like what is the show today when your kids are little, that you said? I can't wait until they get older and quit watching the show. Cocoa Melon, cocoa Melon, oh my gosh, barney was the Cocoa Melon of its time. Mm-mm, mm-mm, yeah, mm-mm, worse, no.
Speaker 2:I don't think anything can out-Cocoa Cocomelon. That's the worst show ever written in history. The kids love it. Horrible. Now they have Miss Rachel. I don't know about Miss Rachel.
Speaker 1:I've never seen that one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my girls are a little bit older.
Speaker 1:But Barney was so annoying so they're doing a live action movie.
Speaker 2:I would watch Barney on a 24 to 48 hour binge, then watch one hour of Cocoa Melon. I would Really I'll play with that dinosaur all day long.
Speaker 1:Yeah Well, will you go see the live action movie?
Speaker 2:No, but here's some possible scenarios.
Speaker 1:So what's it going to be about? Do we know?
Speaker 2:No, we don't know the plot's the secret. They don't know they don't even know.
Speaker 1:You need some Barney music.
Speaker 2:Yeah. I need some, there we go Yep.
Speaker 1:Same thing. I think this is fitting for this.
Speaker 2:Let me take a sip while we let this play.
Speaker 1:Okay, so picture the giant purple dinosaur on the big screen. This is Barney in the movie. This is what we think they may be giving us. I think they may use other movies and put Barney into these movies. Other movies and put Barney into these movies.
Speaker 2:Barney is a bloodthirsty dinosaur killing everything in his path in Jurassic Barney.
Speaker 1:Jurassic Barney Mm-hmm Could be. I could see him in there battling a velociraptor. He's a dinosaur, right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he is some kind of dinosaur. Dinosaur Barney will replace Bruce Willis in a new Die Hard movie.
Speaker 1:He will fight the bad guys and try to save the day and it will be called Barney Hard. Wow, you may get a totally different audience going to watch that.
Speaker 2:I would have thought Die Barney, but that's probably sending the wrong message.
Speaker 1:So he's going to have no shoes on, he's going to be Yippee-ki-yay.
Speaker 2:Yippee-ki-yay dinosaurs.
Speaker 1:Then he'll teach you how to spell Yippee-ki-yay.
Speaker 2:Barney will come back from the dead as a ghost.
Speaker 1:Oh no, we need some more scary music. Hold on, hurry, if I'm a scary man, here we go, we're running out of time, go ahead.
Speaker 2:Barney will come back from the dead as a ghost to help a family in need. As Barney Juice Say Barney Juice three times.
Speaker 1:Barney Juice, Barney Juice, Barney Juice.
Speaker 2:She just popped up. Oh, there he is. Oh my goodness, oh no, Go to commercial.
Speaker 1:So I'm not picturing him as Beetlejuice. There's no way. Don't do that to Barney.
Speaker 2:This is just weird. It's going to be weird. Barney is a dinosaur that doesn't need a movie.
Speaker 1:Maybe like a 10-minute TV streaming movie, but not a big screen movie. Please don't.
Speaker 2:Kick him out. Yeah, lucas, don't even play him, don't even play it, don't play it I don't want to see it. Yeah, I don't even want to see it on the poster. Everybody knows how I feel about live action movies.
Speaker 1:They're horrible. You don't like them. Barney Barney will be in the new Terrorfire 4 movie.
Speaker 2:I could see that. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Again, Tart the Clown.
Speaker 2:What are those called? What is it called when they go rogue Barney?
Speaker 1:goes rogue.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, that makes sense. Yeah, exactly See, tigger was out for blood.
Speaker 1:Yeah, blood and honey.
Speaker 2:Blood and honey, yeah, yeah, mickey Mouse would do it yeah, mickey Mouse, yeah, what if that's the new storyline?
Speaker 1:for.
Speaker 2:Barney. What if you're like oh kids, let's go see Barney.
Speaker 1:Barney goes wild.
Speaker 2:Oh, and he lifts his shirt. He lifts his shirt, he's got six bikinis on Possibly.
Speaker 1:yeah, bikini tops, bikini talk that's way too much there.
Speaker 3:yeah, we're moving on mornings with barry and hall here on alabama's country giant wqsb and did you did.
Speaker 2:I already know about that. Yeah well, I'm mad again.
Speaker 1:Well, rachel, wouldn't let us go no it was not.
Speaker 2:No, no, it was not in the cards this year.
Speaker 1:I'm kidding but no, but that was that that the video has gone viral. They were at the.
Speaker 2:Uh the rhyming oh yeah, and they had like a church service it burst it burst out into like worship, like, oh really yeah, with jelly roll and brandon lake at crs, that's awesome that's such a good song I know hmm yeah, man, that's good stuff.
Speaker 1:Rachel's thirsty this morning rachel's got two.
Speaker 2:No, no, that's normal she has two drinks.
Speaker 1:yeah, she has water. Yep, I mean that's normal she has two drinks. Yeah, this is normal. She probably has water. Yep, I mean that's why she's copying you now?
Speaker 4:No, she's not copying me. This is what girls do.
Speaker 2:Don't give me that face.
Speaker 4:Girls do. This is what girls do yes.
Speaker 1:She's got her Coke soda, something sparkly, bubbly, yeah, and wet the bed.
Speaker 2:We don't wet the bed, but we keep our kidneys functioning well. We're going to ask Rachel about this TikTok. Yeah, that's what I want to bring her in for All right.
Speaker 1:Come on man. This story should be a crime Come on man.
Speaker 4:Oh, they're mixed.
Speaker 1:How do trends become trends on TikTok? Who thinks of this? I don't know. I'm going to try this and then, all of a sudden, next thing you know, there's a million views everybody's doing.
Speaker 2:Everybody's doing it.
Speaker 1:They don't stop and think about this could hurt me, this could kill me, but they said, well, it's on tiktok, I got to do it. One video is doing this is 3.8 million views. Here's a new thing, rachel, the new tiktok trend. Doctors are saying, do not do this. People are taking items and they're dropping them from about their shoulder high onto their foot to see what kind of pain level it causes. Then they rate the pain. Then people are loving these videos. One video had 3.8 million views. The guy dropped a toaster, then an air fryer, then a computer monitor onto his foot and then was in so much pain had to go to the hospital.
Speaker 2:People loved it and then was in so much pain had to go to the hospital. People loved it.
Speaker 1:People loved it. No, wow, people loved it because they thought it was funny watching him scream in pain and jump around the room, and that's how the trend started. Now there's people dropping anything from a vacuum cleaner, a glass jug, a wooden table. They're thinking of things to drop on their foot so they can video it and then rate the pain on how much pain it caused.
Speaker 2:And see how many? Views. They can get.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I bet that's what it is.
Speaker 2:It's clickbait to see how many people can view your stuff, Because if you have over 10,000 followers, you get paid so much per view on a video. So you've got to do something that stands out. So you've got to do something that stands out Like 2016, 2017, it used to be makeup. Watching people do makeup on videos. That was like they would show you how to do the coolest stuff. And now it's like I guess our appetite has become harder to satisfy because we have become uh, what's that word? Um?
Speaker 1:but they're bored and they want something.
Speaker 2:They're bored yeah, to beat the last video. Yeah, what? However, you say that I have a little bit of a lisp. I can't say that desynthesize, we've come numb to it. Yeah, like it's got to be more of a shock value, bigger of a shock value to it. It's got to be more of a shock value, bigger of a shock value.
Speaker 1:You dropped something on your foot before, I'm sure.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it hurts, I'm not going to do it again, I'm not going to do it on purpose, even for views. Even if I got $100 off a video I don't want, I'll pass on the $100.
Speaker 1:I mean, look at this, the air fryer that would hurt. Imagine would hurt on your foot. I have an air fryer toaster on your toes or your top, that top bone on the top of your foot.
Speaker 4:That would hurt so bad. I'd like to know how many people have broken their foot.
Speaker 1:Yes, I mean, these kids had to go to mom and dad.
Speaker 2:I hurt my foot doc, we got another one. How did?
Speaker 1:you do it in from the tiktok challenge did you know, hashtag drop things on my feet you know the kid lied to beginning with to mom and dad on how it happened.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Until then, the video. They got a hold of the video and said you told me that you was playing basketball.
Speaker 2:They're like Chad. We saw your video on TikTok. It's gone viral.
Speaker 4:You dropped your baby sister on your foot.
Speaker 2:Yes, With a loaded diaper that weighed her down five pounds heavier, while holding the dog we that weighed her down five pounds heavier While holding the dog.
Speaker 1:We know now how you did it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what is this? Chad? Show us this proof.
Speaker 1:You dropped Dad's fireball whiskey bottle on your foot, oh God, you took the whole Crown Royal bottle. Hashtag drop things on my feet. If you're not out of the car. Yet don't do this't drop on your feet. You can break your bone.
Speaker 2:You can break your foot. Well, there's a lot of good challenge out there not a good challenge y'all. Remember the chubby bunny challenge no you would take. Um, the kids, don't do this, do not do this. It was chubby bunny. You would take a bag of marshmallows and you would stuff. You'd start stuffing them in your mouth and once you got to Chubby Bunny, where you couldn't say that anymore, that was your limit. People were choking and dying on this.
Speaker 1:They really were. I remember this now.
Speaker 2:And you would spit them all out and count how many you had, and you would try to be the one to have the most marshmallows in your mouth. But they would get lodged in the throat and there's no way to get it up, because your mouth was impacted with marshmallows, so there's no way to get it out. So people choked and died. Where do they come up with these challenges? I don't know. All we're saying is if your friends jump off a bridge, don't jump off the trending bridge with them. That's true.
Speaker 1:Let them go. Let them go on their own.
Speaker 2:You can say no.
Speaker 1:All right, just saying that. Don't go back in your office and drop stuff on your foot, rachel. Do not do it.
Speaker 2:All right, I'm going to try.
Speaker 1:One of your 12 drinks. Don't drop them, all right? Thanks, rachel.
Speaker 3:Bye, alabama's country giant WQSB, so serious.
Speaker 1:He just made Allstate this morning, allstate pickleball.
Speaker 2:Will has tricks up his sleeve, allstate pickleball Two years in a row. I hear you, but he knows how to spin that ball and do like a little backspin on it, and he was doing that at my ankles yesterday.
Speaker 1:And he pushed me down, he pushed you down, full contact.
Speaker 2:He said he at my ankles yesterday and he pushed me down.
Speaker 1:He pushed you down. He's full contact. He said he's pulling it over.
Speaker 2:You were on the same team.
Speaker 1:I know it's what was weird. That is weird. Come on in Will. Good morning, no, but seriously Will good pickleball player.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's very good. Yeah, he's good, I try, I try. Ariel is very good.
Speaker 2:Ariel is good. She could get those ones that went over my head. I'm too short for it, man, y'all are all tall. I'm out here just fighting for my life.
Speaker 4:She loves the high balls. She does good on those. She smacks them hard too.
Speaker 2:There's a couple times when Ariel and Will were going at it with the volley slap where I was like whoa, mom and dad are mad man calling.
Speaker 4:Oh my gosh, but they did exactly well, she comes from a volleyball background, so when it's above her head, she's yeah coming down with a hammer yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I tried to volleyball dig it last night. I tried to kick it up with my foot to hit it. You can't do that. Isn't it not called kickball?
Speaker 1:No, but it's fun, though. I highly recommend it.
Speaker 2:It is so much fun they have courts down there at Guntersville close to the Civitan Park. Do they have parks at Sand Mountain?
Speaker 4:No, they have it marked out indoors and then also inside at Boaz. Now at the Boaz High School tennis courts they have the lines down but you have to bring your own net. Oh boo, b-y-o-n, wow Boo. And there's another place down there in Rainbow City, just off of Highway 77. They have a city park over there in Rainbow City. They off of Highway 77, they have City Park over there in Rainbow City. They have really nice ones right there.
Speaker 2:That's where we'll go when we feel more experienced.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:When I can get my serve down.
Speaker 1:When there's others near close to us who are playing.
Speaker 2:When we feel confident that we can whip some tail.
Speaker 1:Luckily, some of the other couples who have come down joining us are as bad as we are.
Speaker 2:No, did you see the ones beside us yesterday?
Speaker 1:Yeah, we could kill them.
Speaker 2:He had a shirt on that said Alabama.
Speaker 1:Tennis we could beat his butt no, and he knows it.
Speaker 2:I didn't see him miss one single ball.
Speaker 1:Well, I trash talked him and he went home. He left.
Speaker 2:So you're getting pushed over by Will and you're projecting it on another stranger?
Speaker 1:Okay, because he was smaller than me. Well, yeah, yeah, all right, it's time for Knowledge Nuggets. What have you got today?
Speaker 2:California is going to become the first state to ban sell-by dates on food items, with the idea aimed at combating food waste. I hate that idea.
Speaker 1:I have to have those.
Speaker 2:I also do no-transcript. I also do, Like when you do the milk test.
Speaker 4:I feel like that that might be a problem in the future, especially with like sickness and stuff. Yeah, as far as people consuming food that may be rotted.
Speaker 2:What does that mean for restaurants? They can just keep it in the freezer.
Speaker 4:I guess so, I guess so.
Speaker 2:For years, until it's ordered.
Speaker 4:Right, because I mean the processed foods. You know, those go out. Fruits and vegetables go out. So it's like I think it's going to cause a lot of sickness.
Speaker 2:What about the outbreak right now of listeria with supplemental shakes?
Speaker 1:It sounds like the health ratings are trying to get around that, because when they come in to check your food, sometimes they'll say so-and-so was out of date.
Speaker 2:If.
Speaker 1:California does this, they won't be able to say that restaurant had this food out of date.
Speaker 2:And I'm surprised it's California, because they are the most strict on health codes.
Speaker 1:I don't know, do you go by the dates a lot on the stuff you buy?
Speaker 2:100%.
Speaker 1:I do too.
Speaker 2:Now my mother doesn't, my 100%. Now my mother doesn't. My mom is like ah, okay, that says January 3rd, it's February 26th, we've got about 3 more days. Go ahead and eat it and I'm like mama, how do you know?
Speaker 4:anytime you get fruits. Now it's like a first 48. You gotta get it consumed by the first 48 hours, which is actually a good thing, though, because that I'll tell you why I bought strawberries from.
Speaker 2:Could I call them out? No a big chain store. Yeah, there you go. It was one more oh and they were waxy. Okay, they had like a coating on them. When I washed them off for mayor they I was like this is weird, they lasted, lasted through the week onto the next weekend. I go to Food City and they start breaking down within just a couple of days of opening the container. And that tells me that they don't have preservatives on them, that they're fresh they're good.
Speaker 2:So I don't know it's weird. But yeah, I go by the dates. I feel more comfortable, like yogurt, I look at the date on my yogurt.
Speaker 1:Some foods you can tell. Like black milk, like milk yeah you can tell by the smell on it if it's good or bad, unless it's buttermilk, then I have no clue.
Speaker 4:I guess it starts smelling good after a week, I don't know, but you won't be able to find out till after you purchase it.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's true yeah, true, because you can't smell it can't smell it.
Speaker 2:Can't smell it before you buy it.
Speaker 1:The top on the milk and the can't smell it Can't smell it.
Speaker 2:Can't smell it before you buy it. Popping the top on the milk Can't do it. Nope, cottage cheese comes out. Ew, that's nasty. Look, mama, I got buttermilk. Touchscreens in restaurants are considered the germiest areas in restaurants, even above bathrooms.
Speaker 1:I think they mean like, say, like a lot of the fast food places. Now they want you to order off the kiosk. Think about it. I have never thought about this. Think of how many times they clean that. Probably none.
Speaker 2:Maybe it's not, they might wipe it down at night.
Speaker 1:But people walk in from the street. They haven't been in the bathroom to wash their hands yet. They walk over there and begin ordering. You don't know where their hands have been you don't know the kiosk.
Speaker 4:I want to tell my order to somebody because it's just like the phone screen you go through six different menus to get to where you need.
Speaker 2:By that time you're like I just want one gordita crunch.
Speaker 4:Yep.
Speaker 2:I don't want to have to go through all these tap, tap, taps.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:I guess some people think it's faster, but is it Not really? I don't know if it's faster, but is it Not?
Speaker 4:really.
Speaker 2:I don't know if it is.
Speaker 4:And it's also eliminated face-to-face conversation. It sure has.
Speaker 2:And I'm going to tell you, I worked from home for five years and sometimes I would go out to eat just to have company, like just to have the company of the waitress or the bartender, and I do. I sit at the bar when I go by myself, because you have somebody to talk to, I wouldn't order drinks.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't drink alcohol. I just wanted somebody close to me that I could talk to, and I'd always leave them a good tip. So I think it's important for people like me. There's millions, thousands, hundreds of people out there that we know, that don't have a lot of human contact. Don't limit it, except when you're calling for like charter or to pay a hospital bill.
Speaker 2:Give me the automated stuff on that yeah an average office snack gives you 480 calories. That's just the average calorie count. Okay, you would have to do the following to burn off those calories. Number one walk for 157 minutes. Ooh, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:That's over two hours. That's two hours and a half, yeah.
Speaker 2:Number two ballroom dance for 132 minutes.
Speaker 1:Not going to do that.
Speaker 2:Number three run real fast for 29 minutes.
Speaker 1:Can't do that.
Speaker 2:What are people eating for 500 calories?
Speaker 1:What's an average? I't do that. What are people eating for 500 calories? What's an average? I don't know what would it be Mine's 70 back there.
Speaker 4:One donut, Not one donut Out of the three. Which one would y'all prefer to do Pickleball.
Speaker 1:I'd walk, yeah, pickleball, but I'm not walking for two hours and a half.
Speaker 2:That's a whole movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Like a long movie it is. I would do the ballroom dancing, would you? I would definitely do the ballroom dancing.
Speaker 2:That only cuts 20 minutes out. I think that would be more fun. I think you'd get more. Yeah, I'd definitely be more active. The last one I would do would be run fast the ballroom dance.
Speaker 1:you've got to have somebody else who's looking really weird out there just dancing by yourself.
Speaker 2:You could do it by yourself.
Speaker 1:It'll look kind of strange with your arm. You know doing that.
Speaker 2:I've learned all kinds of things you can do by yourself. Ballroom dancing is one of them.
Speaker 1:Okay, I want to see a video.
Speaker 2:You just you know. You just put your hand around the waist.
Speaker 1:Well, a blow-up doll don't count. Oh, ooh.
Speaker 3:Sometimes, that's all you have.
