WQSB Morning Show with Barry and Holli
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WQSB Morning Show with Barry and Holli
Episode 214
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Speaker 3:It's time to rise and shine and get your morning started with Alabama's award-winning morning show. We interrupt this program to bring you Beautiful morning Broadcasting live from high atop Alabama's beautiful Sand Mountain. Here we welcome your host, Barry.
Speaker 1:I'd like to apologize to our listeners for my co-host's sudden and violent outburst just now, and Holly.
Speaker 3:She's the most popular person in America.
Speaker 1:Good morning at 606. Sudden violent outburst. We've come to expect it from her. Oh, there she is now. I didn't realize you were in here.
Speaker 2:I don't think it's too far-fetched to have a sudden outburst.
Speaker 1:No, no, let's show you. You like to watch, which is very good actually.
Speaker 2:Which one?
Speaker 1:I want your name, Baylin.
Speaker 2:Oh, baylin, yeah, that's a good show, bailing out loud. Yeah, it's about a girl. She's in her young 20s she has. Tourette's right. I was thinking like I know people have Tourette's in this area sure but I don't know of anybody with Tourette's like personally in my life. And can you imagine if our intrusive thoughts had a voice of their own and we couldn't control them?
Speaker 1:That'd be a reality show, people would watch.
Speaker 2:Well, they do watch her.
Speaker 1:I know, and it's good to see that she's not afraid to step forward and let people watch her and her struggles.
Speaker 2:And she says some off the wall stuff. She does. Like I wish I could, but I can't.
Speaker 1:No, you can say it, she talks about body parts, male and female, often Don't understand and she don't know why, and she don't know why, no, it's just like something you're not supposed to say so.
Speaker 2:The more she thinks about not saying it, the more she says it.
Speaker 1:But it's a good show.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it is.
Speaker 1:It's showing her struggles and her family's struggles with it.
Speaker 2:Was it on TLC?
Speaker 1:I think so.
Speaker 2:I think it is, I don't remember, or something like that, but it's good. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1:We'll get into more shows that are very good, like Paradise We'll talk about that coming up in a few minutes. To me, that may be the best show on TV right now.
Speaker 2:It's really good.
Speaker 1:And it's a sad morning because the first season is over. It have to wait a while for season two. But hey, how about the wind? The wind will just not die down. I know Another day 10 to 20 to 25 mile an hour wind gusts again today and again tomorrow. So there's another couple of days of this and today's going to be just a cold day. You're looking at a high of about 52. You throw in a 20, 25 mile an hour gust. At least it'll be sunny. Later this afternoon it's supposed to become mostly sunny, so that's going to help some Tonight cold again, Then tomorrow the warm-up begins. Tomorrow back into the roughly mid-60s, but windy again tomorrow. Next Tuesday and Wednesday, Are they saying some of these schools are out on spring break next week already.
Speaker 2:Mayor is oh, wow, yeah.
Speaker 1:And you're looking at highs in the low to mid-70s. Oh, so yeah, that's spring break weather. This morning it's 36 in Fort Payne, 35 in Gansden. We're at 34. The Pot of Gold contest continues, Getting ready for St Patrick's Day coming up on the 17th and, as far as some of the guesses can't tell you whether you're close or not Not going to tell you, but you'll have a chance to guess how many pickles are in the solid gold toilet coming up later on this morning. Be ready for that and details on some other stuff. We've got something fun starting on Monday. I'm excited about this. It's kind of like some research we're doing and letting the listeners be part of this. We want to know who you really like to listen to as far as the hottest new country stars.
Speaker 2:We're doing a tournament Well, not new, but new-ish in the last five years and we're doing a tournament of sorts.
Speaker 1:You know, march Madness, like this, is the final week of the SEC men's basketball regular season and their tournament starts next week. The women are playing this week in their tournament, so we're doing a tournament of our own with 16 of the biggest country stars out there right now.
Speaker 2:And we can't call it March minus or we'd be sued.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they'll get mad at us. So we're calling it March mania and we want you to vote starting Monday. Now you've got your list over there. Yeah, let's see, Monday, we're putting 16. Now, each day there'll be two artists going head-to-head like they're playing a game, like a basketball game and Go to our online and you'll get to vote for one of the two.
Speaker 1:You can vote one time a day. Now, Monday, they've been seeded like number one. It plays number 16, which Morgan Wallen is the top seed, since he's had the biggest last five years and he's playing. Is it Laney? I don't have the list in front of me, carrie Underwood. Carrie Underwood. So Carrie Underwood against Morgan Wallen. So Monday you'd vote for one of the two. So who do they get Tuesday?
Speaker 2:Tuesday they're going to get Old Dominion or Thomas Rhett.
Speaker 1:Old Dominion is considered the hottest group out right now.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, move on down the list.
Speaker 2:Wednesday they're going to get Chris Stapleton versus Keith Urban.
Speaker 1:Ooh, that's a tough one.
Speaker 2:I know Thursday they're going to get Lanie Wilson versus Dan and Shay Okay. Friday Kane Brown versus Jason Aldean. That's a good one. Going into the next week, jelly Roll versus Kelsey Ballerini.
Speaker 1:Oh, I like both of them, I like them both, I like them both Cody Johnson versus Luke Bryan. Good one.
Speaker 2:Luke Collins versus Kenny Chesney.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then we move on to the round two.
Speaker 1:Okay, so get ready and everybody, every time you vote, your name goes into the drawing. We'll have a random drawing at the end of the tournament, when we have the winner and somebody wins a hundred bucks.
Speaker 1:Oh hey, yeah, a hundred bucks worth of a mixture of gift cards and cash. So that's coming up starting Monday. So a lot of things coming your way. So more ways to Well, Brumlow, we've got some more Brantley Gilbert concert tickets to give away. That's huge. Yeah, he's going to be in Huntsville 20, I have to look to see the 20-something, so it's in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2:Oh, in March, yeah, oh, wow.
Speaker 1:It's coming up very soon. We're asking him about Megan Maroney tickets because we'd love to give away some of those or maybe have some she done, sold out like immediately, Within like hours.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Wow, I would go to her concert.
Speaker 1:She's good.
Speaker 2:If we were to get concert tickets. You may not even know, and I may steal them.
Speaker 1:Holly will be going Yep Taking her stuff and dog, dog, the dog.
Speaker 2:Oh look, the Amostella one.
Speaker 1:Oh my goodness, I can't believe it's like this my mama. Happiest day of my life. So, anyway, a lot of stuff coming up. How do you know Things you need to know? Today it's Thursday, march the 6th, and you're telling me that today we salute all the dentists of the world.
Speaker 2:To Dr Conley Today is National Dentist Day, so Dr Conley, Dr Renfro. Dr Allen.
Speaker 1:That's who we use.
Speaker 2:Yep, we love that Wall Street dentistry and it's crazy because it's the same day as National Oreo Day. It's also National Oreo Day.
Speaker 1:Oh darn, I've always wanted to do that.
Speaker 2:To go to the Oreo. Eat Oreo, yeah, in the lobby before they call you back to clean your teeth. And just see the expression on the person's face the girls, and I do that Like when the expression on the uh the person's face.
Speaker 1:The girls and I do that like when we're eating oreos we'll put it all on our teeth and smile at each other.
Speaker 2:I don't know why we do it.
Speaker 1:How do you think they would handle that if you did that ate an oreo before they cleaned your teeth? They blast around it, they take that water that water pick and probably hose your whole head down yeah, it just hose you down, hose the inside mouth probably yeah, they'll get around it, we're talking about the most famous dentist of the world. To me, one of the most famous is Hermie the dentist on Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, hold on, let me get a little bit of research here. Famous dentist yeah.
Speaker 1:As far as famous. It's hard to find a famous dentist, but you know, there's a special song in Rudolph that was this one. We're a couple of misfits, we're a couple of misfits. What's the matter with misfits? That's where we fit in.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's where I met the dentist, the misfit dentist. Did you know that Doc Holliday was a dentist?
Speaker 1:Oh, I forgot about Doc Holliday.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:From what was it Tombstone?
Speaker 2:Yep, did you know that Paul Revere was a dentist?
Speaker 1:I had no idea.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's just a few little facts for you and then many people think being named Dentist of the Year is a big deal. Yeah, I would think.
Speaker 1:I would think so.
Speaker 2:But it's not really, because if they win this award, all they get is A little plaque. A little plaque Like on your teeth P-L-A-Q-U-E.
Speaker 1:Gotcha yeah, a little plaque Like a little. There you go, dr Conley. Feel free to use that one today.
Speaker 2:Use it all day long.
Speaker 1:Use it all day long.
Speaker 2:It's free, All right look, the bidding is over. A Cheeto in the shape of a Charizard officially sold at auction. A Vacharizard, officially sold at auction and guess for how much? How much?
Speaker 1:$88,000. Somebody paid almost $88,000 for a Cheeto.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was a bite-sized flaming hot Cheeto. It looked like the Pokemon.
Speaker 1:It really did or does?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was sold in a bidding war on Sunday for exactly $87,840. 60 bidders, $87,840.
Speaker 1:60 bidders $88,000. I don't think I could admit that I bid on a Cheeto. I know I mean people do something good with that kind of money. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Hey Bob, did you have a good weekend? Yeah, when I bid on a Cheeto on eBay, oh, how much did you have to pay for it? $88,000.
Speaker 1:I would feel bad, what With the Radiothon coming up. That's a house.
Speaker 2:That's a home for somebody.
Speaker 1:They could have easily called and made a donation to St Jude, yeah, but instead, nope, they got them a Charizard Cheeto now, which is going to sit in a box.
Speaker 2:What's he going to do with that?
Speaker 1:It's leaving the box. He might eat it, hope some kid goes to his house and doesn't know better and just opens it up and eats it. Whoa, how would you handle that? If you had one on your shelf and a kid comes over to visit and eats your Cheeto? Did you pay $88?
Speaker 2:I'd smack the kid in the head. Yeah With the box. Sorry, Mom and Dad.
Speaker 1:Don't bring that kid in here. Yeah, get that out of here.
Speaker 2:That kid ain't going to be at my house again, get that junk out of here Basketball. I got one more Dennis joke.
Speaker 1:Oh, one more, Okay yeah.
Speaker 2:What's the Dennis favorite kind of dinosaur? I?
Speaker 3:have no idea.
Speaker 1:A floss-a-raptor. A floss-a-raptor.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Feel free Dr Conley to use it. It's free, yeah it's free actually we're going to charge you for that one like an office visit I would take one 29.99.
Speaker 2:Yeah, free teeth cleaning. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1:I know you're supposed to only go twice a year, but I want to go like once a week makes you feel so? Clean. Yeah, it makes you want to smile. Yes, it does makes you feel good? That's good, that tastes good, that's what they put on it. Yeah, all right, 6, 16.
Speaker 3:mornings with barry and hall here on Alabama's country giant WQSB.
Speaker 1:You've been gone. Since you've been gone. Since you've been gone, well, do you believe in the Loch Ness Monster? What? Do you think there was another sighting last week, by the way.
Speaker 2:Oh, I didn't know that. Really, yeah, for real, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1:I've seen the picture. You can't tell. I think they actually took a gunner's one. It's like a stick in the water.
Speaker 2:Do. I think it's real. No, but there's people that do. There's a Loch Ness Center in Scottsboro, or Scottsboro, scottsboro, wow, okay, tell your friends. This is Scottsboro, alabama. It's in Scotland to join his team starting March 31st. They're like we need you immediately. Responsibilities include operating the Loch Ness Center's deep scan vessel, running trips, carrying visitors and maintaining the vessel. In addition to searching for the monster, applicants are expected to ensure the safety of all passengers.
Speaker 1:I would hope so.
Speaker 2:Other positions are available for those who do not have boating skills.
Speaker 1:What is your job?
Speaker 2:So you know what it sounds like to me, what they're hiring a tour guide. It does. They're hiring a tour guide. Yeah, that's it To take people out To take people out and to look.
Speaker 1:Hopefully it's kind of like one of those dolphin cruises you pay like $1,000 for it at Gulf Shores.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what would y'all do if you were sitting in a boat and a monster came and just poked its head up and said what's up?
Speaker 1:Might, like I wouldn't have my phone ready, y'all would die. Yes, and by the time I got my phone ready to take a picture, it's gone, and so I miss getting the picture yeah, probably, so he might like, but it doesn't say what they pay for this job uh, no, no, it doesn't say how much it pays you know we should call them. Okay, what time is it in scotland? We'll call them in later and ask hey siri what time is it?
Speaker 2:what time is it in scotland? In edinburgh, scotland, it's 12 28 pm.
Speaker 1:It's perfect in the middle of the afternoon yeah you want to call them later yeah, I'll find the. We'll call them and ask them how much it pays.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can drive.
Speaker 1:Can we drive to school?
Speaker 2:No, you have to fly, definitely have to fly. There's oceans Just checking. You can't drive through the oceans.
Speaker 1:Just drive over the.
Speaker 2:We can take you back to school. Do you think that you could pass it?
Speaker 1:No, I don't think I could. There's no chance. I was almost kicked out.
Speaker 2:Especially high school.
Speaker 1:I don't think I could get through it. It took me 13 years to get out of Crossville, so there's no way I could get out of it again. No, plus today's math, the way they teach it no, I couldn't do the old math.
Speaker 2:Oh no, I sure couldn't. Harlow's trying to explain this. I don't get it.
Speaker 1:Nope.
Speaker 2:Don't get it, man.
Speaker 1:No, no, why, why?
Speaker 2:And I just keep telling her baby, you got to do good on your test. But when you get out in the real world, you won't need this. You will use your calculator.
Speaker 1:Yes, let's be real, and if you get in radio, you'll never need it.
Speaker 2:I'm not like a regular mom. I'm a to teach them kids' streets to mark. That's right. Colossal Biosciences announced on Tuesday that it had created woolly mice.
Speaker 1:Remember the woolly mammoths? Yes, they claimed that they roamed the earth years ago.
Speaker 2:These are actually so cute.
Speaker 1:They are.
Speaker 2:So it's mice with long hair.
Speaker 1:Why do we need mice with long hair?
Speaker 2:Because it helps them. I knew you were going to that. It helps them withstand cold temperatures. Don't you want your?
Speaker 1:mice to be cold. While we try to protect the mice to be able to live, then when they get in the house we try to kill them.
Speaker 2:They're so cute though.
Speaker 1:I know, but we try to keep them out of the house. Now we're giving them a chance to live even longer.
Speaker 2:Now we're giving them a chance to use our perp plus.
Speaker 1:That would freak me out sitting in there. First of all, you've seen this short-haired mouse run by. Then there's a long-haired one runs by Chasing it, probably even got one rolled in his little mouse paw. What's up?
Speaker 2:Why is it? Why are you?
Speaker 1:Then he goes to the Cheeto bag.
Speaker 2:Why are you?
Speaker 1:It's like a hippie mouse, because he has long hair. He's wanting to flip on Cheech and Chong and watch an old movie.
Speaker 2:I have long hair.
Speaker 1:Does that mean I smoke weed? No, but you're not a mouse either.
Speaker 2:No, I don't think that these are weed-smoking mice.
Speaker 1:I think they will be.
Speaker 2:They might. You'll see them run, they test it out. They might like it.
Speaker 1:They'll be driving through in a Scooby-.
Speaker 2:Listen, the lab used gene editing to modify.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he does you know he does.
Speaker 2:Barry, what Hush? Okay, the lab used gene editing to modify hair-related genes and the changes appeared to result in long golden locks. We don't need, it's beautiful.
Speaker 1:Quit messing with these genes. I've seen too many movies where eventually they come back and kill you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, they rise up.
Speaker 1:You keep messing with stuff, yeah there's like a revolution.
Speaker 2:Yes, these mice, though, you could like curl their hair. Yeah, with a curl in them.
Speaker 1:You could. We don't need this. They're so cute, though it's like they should have a surfboard.
Speaker 2:I would like to have one of these.
Speaker 1:Put them toes they got I don't know, 10, I guess. No, I think it's 10, I think they have, I think they have four and like a little. See, now you're causing a problem for the snakes of the world, because now, when you feed a snake, one of these here, you're gonna get a hairball you've never seen a snake cough.
Speaker 2:It's sad day when you see a snake cough yeah, you are also stereotyping these mice by saying that they smoke weed and ride surfboards. They may just be organic farmers. True that, pick out the blueberries in their garden.
Speaker 1:The blueberries in my garden.
Speaker 2:They may be a hard working moth wearing a hard hat and a reflective jacket.
Speaker 1:Possibly.
Speaker 2:You don't know. You don't know.
Speaker 1:I say I'm going by the mystery machine.
Speaker 2:This is the craziest part yeah this could mean that scientists are one step closer to bringing woolly mammoths back to life why do we need them? Um, it'd be cool.
Speaker 1:It'd be good to see one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'd like to see one yeah. But then I don't want to like run into one if I'm out camping at like Sand Rock, you wouldn't know what to do with it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, couldn't shoot it because you'd get arrested, because it's probably going to be rare.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and don't they have like big tusks.
Speaker 1:Uh, I guess, I don't know, a woolly mammoth Big tusks.
Speaker 2:They got like a. They're bigger than an elephant, I think. Yeah, that'd be weird.
Speaker 1:Yeah, would be strange.
Speaker 2:Anyway, I'm going to find the Loch Ness Monster. It's not in Scottsboro, but it's in Scotland. But I'll find the number.
Speaker 1:That's close yeah 632.
Speaker 3:Mary and Holly on Alabama's Country, Giant WQSB.
Speaker 1:In the meantime, we've piled up a lot of stories and put them in the gold toilet, and she's pulling them out one by one. So what's going on today?
Speaker 2:Tracy Morgan is reteaming with 30 Rock creator Tina Fey. They are going to come out with an NBC show. That sounds good. Yeah, it's about Tracy Morgan playing a disgraced ex-footballer seeking redemption, so they're in it together. I like Tina Fey. I love.
Speaker 1:Tina Fey. I like Tracy Morgan playing a disgraced ex-footballer seeking redemption. So they're in it together. I like Tina Fey.
Speaker 2:I love.
Speaker 1:Tina Fey I like Tracy Morgan. I think Tina will be good Yep.
Speaker 2:And Connie Nielsen has joined the 10-episode MGM Robin Hood series as Queen Eleanor. It's a powerful queen and strategist, do you like?
Speaker 1:the Robin Hood movies.
Speaker 2:Never seen them.
Speaker 1:You need to find one. There's been a bunch of good ones. I think Kevin Costner was in one years ago, maybe Russell Crowe, by the way. Well, anyway, I was going to say MGM Plus has another new show coming up? I saw it, but I don't have MGM Plus on my. I guess you got to pay for that one too.
Speaker 2:I guess, so I don't have it.
Speaker 1:I have enough streamers right now. I need another one.
Speaker 2:Criminal Minds Evolution will return for Season 19 as announced on May 8th, on the 18th of May, okay, on the 18th of May, may 18th For the 8th season. Premiere on Paramount+.
Speaker 1:That's completely. There was a lot of 8s there. I completely understand that now.
Speaker 2:Okay, hold on, it's not easy.
Speaker 1:It's changing my clock in my car when time changes.
Speaker 2:Okay, criminal Minds Evolution, yeah, in my clock in my car when time changes. Okay, criminal Minds Evolution, season 19 will return on May 18th for the 8th season premiere. No, that's what it says.
Speaker 1:As announced ahead of the 18th May 8th season premiere. On May 8th the 18th season will premiere on Paramount Plus, is what it's saying.
Speaker 2:Why is it saying the 18th May 8th?
Speaker 1:If you read it correctly.
Speaker 2:I did read it.
Speaker 1:It's going to return for season 19,. As announced ahead of the 18th May 8th season premiere, what does that have to do? On May 8th, the 18th season premieres.
Speaker 2:No, it's season 19.
Speaker 1:They're going to have another season. They announced they will do one more year after this one. So, even though the 18th season hasn't premiered yet, it's about two. On May 8th. There's going to be another season following that.
Speaker 2:Whatever Criminal Minds Evolution on May 8th. David Arquette's character, dewey Riley, will make a comeback in screen seven. I don't want to tell that next part, because what if somebody hadn't seen it?
Speaker 1:If they haven't seen that scream, then you're just out of luck. I'm sorry he was killed off in the last one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was killed off. I didn't tell you Details of the revival and the plot remain unclosed, but Matthew Lillard is also going to return as Stu and there was a third person, I forget who the other one was. So three former stars who are all being killed off are coming back, so we don't know if it's a flashback.
Speaker 1:It almost has to be like a dream sequence flashback, because now Campbell is back, but she wasn't in the last two, because of money, basically. So now she's back, but she's still alive, but David Arquette and the other two characters were killed off. Now you've got to take dream sequence.
Speaker 2:We should administer a test, a recap of the morning show and the information we give you it's way too much. What day does Criminal Minds Evolution come?
Speaker 1:out? Yeah, and who's returning the screen? That's already dead? And why do mice have a?
Speaker 2:fuzzy.
Speaker 1:Why did we?
Speaker 2:create. That could be an open-ended question. That could be one of those questions that you answer Critical thinking.
Speaker 1:Yeah, why is your mouse fuzzy? Yeah, oh Lord A.
Speaker 2:Starship Troopers adaptation is in the works. Yes, uh-huh. The original 97 film earned $121 million at the box office, which was at the time considered a failure.
Speaker 1:Because it cost $100 million to make. You've never seen the original Starship Troopers. It's very good. It's got the giant bugs where they're out there fighting these bugs. It's like in the future and they're fighting these giant bugs on the Earth. It's very good.
Speaker 2:Sounds very good. No, it's really good yeah.
Speaker 1:But to be able to redo it today and back in 97, the effects they used then were excellent, considering that's when it was almost 30 years ago. In today's world, what they can do now, it's going to look a whole lot better.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because now they call those movies a classic. Yeah, that was a good one, that's a good one. Well, let's see.
Speaker 1:You need to find Starship Troopers. It's good, All right. 6.55.
Speaker 3:Mornings with Barry and Holly here on Alabama's country giant WQSB. So bye-bye, Miss.
Speaker 2:American Pie? Well, it's not a pie.
Speaker 1:I'm not really sure what it is. It's a donut with a cookie inside of it. Somebody at Krispy Kreme, they have the bright idea. Actually, it's Krispy Kreme in Guatemala. Oh okay, guatemala. Okay, they have what they're calling. It's a donut plus a cookie. It's called a doki, not doki, but doki Don't say that I know your mother.
Speaker 2:My mother will stop listening to you.
Speaker 1:Well, it gets me some free soaps, that's true.
Speaker 2:If you're out of soap.
Speaker 1:Just start. Doki, doki, doki, doki, doki. There you go. I get to three bars now.
Speaker 2:A dookie Weird.
Speaker 1:But honestly it's got a donut like a jelly field.
Speaker 2:It's a cookie wrapped in dough.
Speaker 1:It is.
Speaker 2:That's what it is.
Speaker 1:This is Guatemala only, and they're calling it a dookie and it's going to be on sale there. Now I wonder if we'll ever have this here in the US. I doubt it. I don't know. You can make these, I tell you. The thing I would take is the new thing from Taco Bell that's coming out later this year.
Speaker 2:Yeah, do you like the empanadas?
Speaker 1:that they have. Yes, yes.
Speaker 2:They are now working on a salted caramel and toffee cream empanada mixed together, that's in one that looks good, Salted caramel toffee cream. Empanada. Taco Bell Yum. Bonata Taco Bell, yum, yeah. And then Duncan is bringing back pistachio coffee and a dunka latte, and what is a dunka latte? I have no idea.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:They're bringing it back for spring. The coffee and breakfast chain is also introducing savory menu items. I love the savory foods. Mm-hmm, it's ham and Swiss pretzel sliders Sounds good. Oh yeah yeah. Sweet black pepper bacon. Oh, sliders Sounds good. Sweet black pepper bacon and the chicken and bacon croissant stuffer.
Speaker 1:So, if you like, pistachio coffee.
Speaker 2:If you're into that kind of thing, they're just going to be coming back.
Speaker 1:Let's bring our Dunkin' buddies back again, because they do like a taste test with you on some of the new coffees when they come out.
Speaker 2:Oh, we have a taste test today. We have pickle balls, since we've been playing pickle ball. Somebody sent us and yesterday was cheese doodle day and these are in the shape of cheese balls that you get in the tub. You know that last for like two years on top of your fridge.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:I know I sure got some, except these are pickle balls, so we'll have that coming up?
Speaker 1:We'll try those, but again, duncan, and thank you to Duncan, they're also going to help us out, I, so we'll have that coming up. We'll try those, but again, duncan, and thank you to Duncan, they're also going to help us out.
Speaker 2:I believe that St Jude is providing some coffee for the morning?
Speaker 1:They don't know that yet. But yes, they are.
Speaker 2:Sorry, duncan, we just let you know that I'm going to get them to bring us about four boxes of coffee.
Speaker 1:We'll give you a bigger heads up next KOSB. Mornings with Barry and Holly, we mess with each other a lot. It keeps you on your toes.
Speaker 2:We do, but not harmful ones.
Speaker 1:No, we never mess with food. No, don't mess with food. That's one of the biggest things we've never. You don't deal with touching money's food.
Speaker 2:Food or drink no.
Speaker 1:No, what about somebody's belly button? We've never done that have we. Belly button. That's weird.
Speaker 2:That sounds gross, sounds crude.
Speaker 1:Well, there's a family that's pretty much torn apart over a man's belly button.
Speaker 2:A man says he has filed a legal claim against his brother-in-law because of a prank in which the brother-in-law put super glue in the guy's belly button while he was asleep.
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh. Here's what he said. He says a few months ago we were at a family barbecue. I had a few too many beers and fell asleep in a hammock with my shirt off. My brother-in-law, who was completely sober, knew what he was doing, came blaming on the alcohol, thought it would be funny to feel my belly button full of super glue. Oh my gosh. At some point I must have touched it, because when I woke up I had glue partially dried to my belly button and on one of my fingers. I don't think I've ever been asleep and I've ever played with my belly button. That I know of you don't know.
Speaker 2:You don't know if you have or not.
Speaker 1:May have, you don't know. There's sleep apnea, then there's button apnea.
Speaker 2:There's lots of things people do in their sleep that they don't know about, like eat spiders.
Speaker 1:Yes, okay. The guy says it doesn't say where this happened, but he tried to remove it. It would not come out, so they had to go to the ER. I wonder how the ER They've got something that can help. It says let me find it.
Speaker 2:Like an adhesive remover.
Speaker 1:It's a solvent and an ointment to remove it.
Speaker 2:But anyway he says that his insurance policy comes with a $1,000 copay for ER visits. So he had to go pay $1,000? He did. Oh, the brother-in-law would be paying that. So when?
Speaker 1:all was said and done, he was left with a bill of $2,253. The brother-in-law said I'm not paying it. So, he took him to small claims court and the guy won saying you do have to pay it, but he still has refused to pay it. So now the family is all torn apart. One side's against the guy who filed the claim, the other family they're on the side of the guy who put the glue in the belly button and it's just a mess so the guy went against judge's orders and is not gonna pay it.
Speaker 2:She'll hadn't paid no, you can't go against the judge, whatever.
Speaker 1:whatever daddy says, you gotta do it to do it, you got to do it. So now the whole family are all mad at each other.
Speaker 2:Oh, wow.
Speaker 1:All over a judge.
Speaker 2:You know, I would be mad about that too. There's a few things that I just don't think are funny. No, and messing with somebody to the extent of having to go to the ER.
Speaker 1:I would bring the judge in too. You draw the line on putting items in somebody's orifice of any kind.
Speaker 2:Don't fill up the holes. Yeah, with anything With super glue With anything.
Speaker 1:They're probably needed for something, even water, even the belly button, I don't know what you don't need it for anything, but it's probably handy just to have. You don't have to have. Yeah, it's weird, it's going to have to have. Yeah, it's weird. It's weird that's just weird thinking yeah, would you have been to the er no, no, I would have eventually got it out I would have gotten it out.
Speaker 2:I would have let it just sit there for weeks it's coming out of it.
Speaker 1:I mean it's not going to hurt anything.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to pay two thousand dollars to have it removed.
Speaker 1:It's not going to affect you breathing no it's not going to affect anything it may be irritating it's not going to affect it when you pass gas. Nothing, there's nothing that's going to affect other beings.
Speaker 2:All of your bodily Will still work fine. Your systems will still function.
Speaker 1:Of all the holes you could have plugged, that's the one that's going to affect you, the least, that's the least, yeah, the least.
Speaker 2:That is the safest hole in your body.
Speaker 1:Moving on, We'll move on to 741.
Speaker 3:No-transcript.
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