WQSB Morning Show with Barry and Holli

Episode 217

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Speaker 1:

Hey, this is Barry. With the Barry and Holly Morning Show on WQSB. You can get behind-the-scenes chat, exclusive giveaways and more content from us.

Speaker 2:

Hey, if you love the podcast, join us live every morning from 6 to 9 on the WQSB Facebook page.

Speaker 3:

God, what a glorious day. It's time to rise and shine and get your morning started with Alabama's award-winning morning show.

Speaker 1:

I got this feeling inside my bones.

Speaker 3:

Broadcasting live from high atop Alabama's beautiful Sand Mountain. Howdy you crazy, nuts you Off to my city, off to my home. Please welcome your hosts. Barry, I like it, I like it, we like it.

Speaker 4:

He's seriously crazy, you know that you pooped in the refrigerator and you ate the whole wheel of cheese. Actually, I'm not even mad, it's amazing and Holly Peanut butter.

Speaker 1:

You want to know something weird I do with peanut butter. I like to put it with two pieces of bread and jelly. That's not weird, but I put the bread in the middle. Wqs. Good morning, it's 6.07. Let's all celebrate. It's the officially first day of spring. Yay, and we have a freeze warning in effect tonight.

Speaker 2:

Yay.

Speaker 1:

I haven't seen weather this crazy ever. First three months you've had a little bit of everything. You get a warm day and a cold day, then you get a stormy day, then you get snow flurries and then you get frost, and then you get a freeze warning. Then you get 75 degrees Sunday that's just Alabama. It's gotten crazier than normal, but today it's first half spring. It started like at 2 o'clock this morning.

Speaker 2:

75 degrees Sunday.

Speaker 1:

That's just Alabama. It's gotten crazier than normal. Yeah, but yeah. But today it's first half spring. It started like at 2 o'clock this morning, I believe something like that. I don't know why they have to have an official time to start spring, won't they? They just start it at midnight.

Speaker 2:

I didn't know, it did that.

Speaker 1:

There's a certain time when it's spring, you'll find it like the equinox, whatever, like there's something that happens at a specific time, when you have first day of summer, spring, fall, winter. There's a certain time that's weird if you look up official start of spring, pull it up and you'll see what I'm talking about. There's a I think it's like 2 am this morning, okay, but anyway, the high today is right now. We've dropped three degrees and we're almost at the high. 45 is a high.

Speaker 2:

We're at 46 so I saw brad travis made a facebook update and he said that the weather looks clear for the rest of march. Yeah, so that's good, that's good, no storms.

Speaker 1:

Nothing like what we've seen. They have said that so far the tornado outbreaks across the us has been the worst three months in history. Yeah, so many tornado outbreaks, so that's crazy, but nothing like that today. Oh, by the way, it's 4.01 am is when spring officially started two hours ago.

Speaker 2:

I woke up before spring.

Speaker 1:

You did. You woke up and you brought spring in by being in the shower.

Speaker 2:

I did, I did.

Speaker 1:

Tonight 31. You may wake up to frost tomorrow morning okay then by sunday, sunny and 75.

Speaker 2:

Okay, this is see I don't know how to dress my kids in this no we keep going back and forth between, um, like cold clothes and t-shirts and sweaters and jackets and layers is the only thing I know to suggest.

Speaker 1:

That's all you can do today. Today, I hate it because you're going to be outside baseball, softball, track and field. You're going to be at Snead State later today, snead a couple of home games or two, and it's 45 to high and winds 10 to 30 miles an hour. It's going to be cold. That's not good baseball weather at all, but it's going to be a pretty day. So that's going on, a lot of stuff going on, and hey, here's something big. Let me ask you a serious question. Think about it before you answer. Okay, coming up tonight, say about five o'clock, what kind of weather will it be to walk your dog? Is it going to be good dog walking weather? Because it's going to be about 40 degrees with wind it's gonna be cold, with cold, with wind.

Speaker 1:

I don't know If you take Doug for a walk. What will you do? How will you dress Doug?

Speaker 2:

Doug will be fine. I'd probably put me a jacket on but to walk him up and down the neighborhood, just like a jacket, but if I take him down to the lake, like jacket and sweatshirt.

Speaker 1:

You know what we're starting today. We want your pictures of your dog Because we're starting something soon, probably next week at some point. And a big thank you to everybody. Dr Connelly at Wall Street Dentistry in Albertville I'm guessing he has a dog. If he does, he needs to take a picture of it and send it to us.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Because we're starting something new. We gave it a little test run last week, or I guess it was last week. It's the WQSB Dog of the Day. We're doing Not Pet of the Week but Dog of the Day. We want you to send us a picture of your dog. Yeah, and what we're going to do is we're going to pick out one every day and at 7 o'clock when we do the news, we do a special weather and Holly will give you the official WQSB dog walking forecast Every weekday morning at 7 o'clock and we're going to honor that dog Like, say you send a dog, it's Fluffy, fluffy the poodle. We'll say Are we?

Speaker 2:

doing this today? No, okay, we don't have any pictures yet, okay.

Speaker 1:

So we're just going to tell you here's what will happen. As Holly's doing the weather, she'll say and a big salute to Fluffy the poodle. Owner is Bob and Susan Rotorooter. Oh, wow I just saw it commercialized. Yeah, I see that that's a good name, and then we'll put the dog's picture up on our Facebook page and then we'll salute them all day long.

Speaker 2:

Yay.

Speaker 1:

The next day we'll have another dog of the day.

Speaker 2:

Can Doug be a dog of the day?

Speaker 1:

I think Doug needs maybe to be the first one. Yeah, don't you?

Speaker 2:

I do. Let's make Doug a dog of the day. Let's make.

Speaker 1:

Doug will be the official first dog of the day. So you'll like say, if we start Monday, you put Doug's picture up and it'll be on Spotlighted the entire day. You'll have to show it to him.

Speaker 2:

Everybody will talk about Doug.

Speaker 1:

Everybody will talk about Doug. Even the girl dog will say.

Speaker 2:

Doug, doug is cute, doug is cute, he is cute.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he's a good boy and we're going to talk about more dogs in a second, but here's what you do. Go to our website right now. Carson's already got it up. We've got to. He needs to change that to doug's picture.

Speaker 2:

You're gonna break his heart because he used his own dog.

Speaker 1:

That's his dog yes, that's carson's dog yes I didn't know.

Speaker 2:

Look, he sent me a text I know he sent me a text message that says good morning holly. This is a scheduled message oh, it's very personal. Yeah, I wanted to let you know that I shared the project for the dog walking forecast. It says forecast using my very own Dodger.

Speaker 1:

Dodger the dog. Well, I'll leave it up to you. Do you want to break his heart, or should I?

Speaker 2:

Kinda.

Speaker 1:

You kinda want to break his heart.

Speaker 2:

No, I can't break his heart, I can't be the one.

Speaker 1:

Okay, well, let his dog picture stay up for a few days.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, carson, oh Dodger's so cute.

Speaker 1:

But Doug is we need Doug, we need Doug, yeah. So, anyway, go to our website, wqsbcom, and if you don't have a good picture, take a good picture. Don't just pick one of the dog out in the yard halfway across the yard with his leg on a tree. We don't want. We want a good picture, because he's going to get his smiling face or her smiling face right on the top of our facebook page every day dr justice just sent me his dog that's a cute dog, that's cute he's got his little scrub cap on that is cute he's ready for surgery what's the dog's name?

Speaker 1:

I don't know yeah, he'll tell me what would you think? Just pick a doctor dog's name. Yeah, anything come to I don't know. Yeah, he'll tell me what would you think? Just pick a doctor dog's name. Yeah, anything come to mind.

Speaker 2:

I don't know. There's a band he's typing. There's a band called Dr Dog.

Speaker 1:

And Vagino.

Speaker 2:

No, no, no, what, no, that's his. He says it's Minnow paws. How about fajita? No, stop, his are better than yours?

Speaker 1:

No, because you know how some people stick in Anyway.

Speaker 2:

You tickled yourself. Sonia Harrell says Barry.

Speaker 1:

But anyway, give us your dog's picture and be sure to include the dog's name, because we need to know what the dog's name is and the owner's name. So send that to us. Dr Justice, he just sent one. He's got to do it official. He's breaking the law already.

Speaker 2:

No, he's not breaking the law, he's cutting through the side roads.

Speaker 1:

We can't make exceptions.

Speaker 2:

I don't care.

Speaker 1:

I'm not saying that Officially. If he wants to be part of this, he does that. I know that's wrong. But he does that you made about 30 people in the lobby mad.

Speaker 2:

He doesn't make me wait.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I know see that's wrong, but anyway, get your pictures in today. Hopefully, as soon as we get enough pictures, we'll start next week and then we'll have a dog of the day.

Speaker 2:

I think it's a great idea. Oh loves their dog.

Speaker 1:

Because you need to know what kind of weather to expect when you get home at the end of the day on what you need to wear to walk your dog.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and this is going to be a spring summer thing, we're going to cut it off around fall. Well, when time changes again, it's too dark to walk your dog.

Speaker 1:

So anyway, that will start coming up on Monday. Things going on. First day of spring it's officially here. Two hours ago we kicked off spring and it doesn't feel like it. We've already dropped to the high. We dropped to 45, and that's the high. It's not going to get any warmer all day today.

Speaker 2:

Well, not only is today the first day of spring, it is also National Alien Abduction Day.

Speaker 1:

So how do we celebrate?

Speaker 2:

Well, everybody who believes they've been abducted at one time in their life should celebrate. I guess, with prodding, maybe something familiar, hmm, poking with a stick.

Speaker 1:

Is it in yourself? I mean, I guess? I don't think I have. I think they would go for the smart ones.

Speaker 2:

You wouldn't want your partner to do it, would you? No, no I mean some people are kind of into that, that's strange, they've got role play. Yeah, it'd be weird. Oh, I'm an alien.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and you're going to be this, you're going to be ET.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, phone home.

Speaker 2:

I got this prod.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to get you 12-inch.

Speaker 2:

Runaway. Oh God, I don't know, but for whatever reason, it's National Alien.

Speaker 1:

Do you believe in aliens? No, I don't either, and I don't believe they abduct us either. I don't believe that.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Because they would come down here and say, after about four or five of us go up, they say we're wasting our time, let's go over to Uranus.

Speaker 2:

I think these people are on drugs or something, you know. I think he just hit a few shrooms too hard.

Speaker 1:

One of the best skits If you ever watch Kate McKinnon on the SNL oh, I love it. There's been two or three of hers and she did the one on the anniversary special with Meryl Streep.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, they're like oh, the guests will be like. Oh, when I was abducted, I was given cotton candy and cupcakes. She's like ah, she's smoking a cigarette. So when they abducted me, they stuck a frying pan up my anything.

Speaker 1:

That is hilarious. She is so good, she's so funny yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and here's a little something extra. Okay, the title of the most popular dog breed in the country for the third year in a row goes to the French Bulldog.

Speaker 1:

So that means more of those are owned in the US than any other breed of dog.

Speaker 2:

I guess so Okay.

Speaker 1:

I wouldn't have felt that.

Speaker 2:

It is the world's largest registry. The AKC is the world's largest registry of purebred dogs and here's the ranking for popular dog breeds of 2024.

Speaker 1:

The French Bulldog is one.

Speaker 2:

French Bulldog number one. Number two the Lab.

Speaker 1:

I see that.

Speaker 2:

Number three the Golden Retriever.

Speaker 1:

Okay, wow, the Retriever is two and three okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, then number four German Shepherd yeah yeah. Number five Poodle.

Speaker 1:

Poodle, okay, mm-hmm. Then there's Doug at number six.

Speaker 2:

At number six is Doug. What kind of mix is he again? The groomers put him as a I use Yappy Hour and they put him as a mini poodle.

Speaker 1:

Mini poodle.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but really he's just a mutt, he's just a rescue, but he's the goodest boy ever he's so good. He made me so mad yesterday. I was taking a nap on the couch.

Speaker 1:

Oh no.

Speaker 2:

And I had blankets on me and a sweatshirt. You know, it got warm.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I woke up and that dog was laying directly on top of me.

Speaker 1:

Oh God.

Speaker 2:

Using me as a pillow.

Speaker 1:

I bet you were sweating, sweating yeah.

Speaker 2:

Sweating. I said, doug bro.

Speaker 1:

He was trying to help you.

Speaker 2:

I know, but he of my life that I know is not going to leave me when I'm having a bad day.

Speaker 1:

When he poops on the floor.

Speaker 2:

Sometimes when I don't come home soon enough or if it rains.

Speaker 1:

Or if I'm making mad, or if the sun comes up. No, it's just sometimes, though it's not all the time.

Speaker 2:

No, no, I don't get mad at him Never. And here's something to think about. It's been a while since I've cleaned up my fridge last.

Speaker 1:

You're telling me Last time I was over I don't know what, there's some things in there that's been there since 2000.

Speaker 2:

No, mm-mm.

Speaker 1:

Had to be.

Speaker 2:

There's like a sweet tea jug, like four bottles of water and a Chick-fil-.

Speaker 1:

Filet sandwich. That's food your mom sent over. I have no idea. I think it's from Christmas.

Speaker 2:

I know, I just have to throw that away.

Speaker 1:

See.

Speaker 2:

She tells me to freeze it.

Speaker 1:

No, not now.

Speaker 2:

She called me because she stayed with me as I was recovering from surgery. And she called me and she said hey, I brought a mason jar full of buttermilk, oh. And I was like do you want me to bring it back? Why are you telling me? And she said I want you to put it in a gallon bag and freeze it for the next time I'm there so I can make cornbread.

Speaker 1:

No yeah.

Speaker 2:

Why don't we?

Speaker 1:

just don't make cornbread. I didn't, I threw it away. I don't blame you. I didn't, I threw it away. I don't blame you, I didn't freeze it. That's awful.

Speaker 2:

I went against what my mama wanted. No, but you don't do this she said I do it all the time. You just break pieces off and throw it in Butter frozen. Holly, what do you have in your freezer Frozen?

Speaker 1:

buttermilk, buttermilk, oh yeah, penicillin. Buttermilk a frozen buttermilk frozen.

Speaker 2:

Frozen buttermilk popsicle. Oh, dairy queen, there's a new one right there.

Speaker 1:

You know um people eat buttermilk and bread my daddy used to for dinner, it'd get like cornbread, like like cereal giant glass and they would break up the cornbread and get a spoon and just dig in and say you want to buy it.

Speaker 2:

I said not this year uh, or ever is um, or ever Is buttermilk just like old milk.

Speaker 1:

I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I mean I'm assuming it has butter, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

How do you make sour cream? Do you get the good cream and just let it get bad?

Speaker 2:

Sour yeah.

Speaker 1:

Same with cottage cheese. It couldn't have started out that way.

Speaker 2:

Who made you this way? Cottage cheese? Who did this to you?

Speaker 1:

We need to have a talk with your mama.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we do. I do love cottage cheese, though, and I do love sour cream.

Speaker 1:

The texture of it is just awful.

Speaker 2:

Cottage cheese yes. It's healthy, it's good for you.

Speaker 1:

No, it's terrible.

Speaker 2:

No, it's so good for you, it's full of protein Got.

Speaker 1:

That's what we were saying about you, Fritz.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it happened. Last night I went to go get something out of it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And I knew it was time to clean it out because something had locked it from the inside. So I don't know, I don't know if something's came alive.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's probably one of those aliens in there. They're about to abduct you Probably. Yeah, you'd probably be probed later. Yeah, 622.

Speaker 4:

Mary about to have dumped you. Probably, yeah, you'd probably be probed later. Yeah, at 622. On Alabama's Country, giant WQSB.

Speaker 1:

And since you've been gone, they are finally home. How tough is that? You're sent on a trip and you're told, like a work trip, you're going to be gone seven days. Seven days, you'll be back home. Here you are 286 days later, you finally get home.

Speaker 2:

Nine months, a whole baby cooking.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

You were expecting to be gone seven days.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but they spent 800, no, sorry, 286 days in space. But what is the impact of zero gravity on the human body? Medical teams rushed to put the astronauts on stretchers when they returned. Yeah, Because they realized that that much time in space weakens muscles. Being in space for a prolonged period of time can also build up fluids in the head, change the shape of the eye and lead to cognitive decline. That's weird. And it says that astronauts are going to need up to six weeks of rehab.

Speaker 1:

So Butch and Suni finally got home. Can you imagine I would have to be mad. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2:

Can you imagine being like hey, it's our time to jump, Like we got our parachutes on you ready. Yeah, I'd be like no, you go what you go, and radio up and tell me how it is. You go first, and they just landed out in the middle of the ocean.

Speaker 1:

Right in. Yeah, but I get them. I mean, you're going to be gone seven days, yeah. So I bet Suny and butch they're so mad because probably one of them had that they probably laid the roast out to cook when they got back home. Yeah, you know, have it out for a few days and cook it when they got home. Yeah, I hope somebody went over there at least threw it out yeah, at least threw it out, at least threw their milk away fed the cats or something, yeah they would.

Speaker 2:

They would definitely feed the cats, but yeah got to get rid of that milk and bread there's so much stuff they miss while they're gone.

Speaker 1:

Now they've got to catch up on Yellowstone.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, go see what happened. Yeah, yeah, what else.

Speaker 1:

I don't know what else went on in the last seven months. They're going to find out that Alabama didn't have a good year in football. No, or as good of a year.

Speaker 2:

No, they didn't. No, so there have been cool up there to see the solar eclipse yeah, with the blood moon, true, but that was a reflection of Earth, right? They probably had a better shot than we? I don't know what they saw, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

A lot of big stuff happened.

Speaker 2:

They just now got to catch up home, huh, but anyway, they probably got their YouTube TV bill yeah I mean stuff like that I can't imagine, I can't think of anything um important or yeah newsworthy that they've missed there's a lot of good tv yeah, some good tv. Yeah, 46 percent of americans will fill out a bracket and participate in march.

Speaker 1:

Madness, oh yes, oh yes, are you ready? I'm ready all right, let's talk basketball here. All right, let's talk it. Okay, they say that this week there are two days when people miss a lot of work. This past Monday, when people stay home to efficiently fill out their bracket, they'll call in sick and call in and have sick days.

Speaker 2:

And then today, when you have you finished a bracket uh, for the most part yeah yeah, we'll ask you and you don't agree with my bracket no, we have different, but I find that high.

Speaker 1:

46 percent of americans, men and women, that's almost half have a bracket right now.

Speaker 2:

I am. You want me to tell you who I'm going to take, or do you want me to go down the line?

Speaker 1:

Just go tell me who you're going to take. Who's going to win it all, according to you, at the end of your bracket, who's going to be the final two?

Speaker 2:

Duke is going to beat Florida.

Speaker 1:

Whoa. So you picked Duke and Florida? Yeah, I did too, but I picked Florida to beat Duke.

Speaker 2:

Oh, we have a little competition here I have Florida winning it all. Oh nice, I'll see Duke Florida beat Duke.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they're not the Duke they used to be.

Speaker 2:

Florida may be their best you said that about every team I've thrown up about.

Speaker 1:

What about?

Speaker 2:

Gonzaga.

Speaker 1:

No, but you said that Louisville is going to beat Auburn in the first game. I've got Auburn making it to the Final Four.

Speaker 2:

Louisville will beat Auburn.

Speaker 1:

I've got Auburn being the Final Four and I think they play Florida in the Final Four, according to my bracket.

Speaker 2:

So your Final Four Auburn and Florida, and Florida wins.

Speaker 1:

And then Florida plays Duke for the championship.

Speaker 2:

Is it just because they're SEC?

Speaker 1:

No, because Florida is really playing good right now. If you watch any of the tournament, Florida's tough.

Speaker 2:

But you don't think that the ACC is stronger this year.

Speaker 1:

Not this year. No, acc has 14 teams in the tournament, most ever for a conference.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, mm-hmm, I'm going to say Houston and Gonzaga. That's going to be a good game. I've got Houston in the Final Four too.

Speaker 2:

And then Duke and Oregon. I think Duke will play Oregon.

Speaker 1:

I don't remember who else I have. I forget who they beat, do you mind?

Speaker 2:

Mississippi State.

Speaker 1:

No, no, mississippi State loses the first game, yeah.

Speaker 2:

And I'll move them on. And then Oregon and Arizona. Oregon will beat Arizona.

Speaker 1:

I think Arizona will beat Oregon.

Speaker 2:

And then I think it'll be Duke and BYU.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, how far have you got Alabama going? I've got them winning twice. I've got them losing to Wisconsin. Actually, I've got them making it to, I think, the Elite Eight.

Speaker 2:

Oh really.

Speaker 1:

I think, yeah, mine, I think they play Wisconsin, I think in my bracket.

Speaker 2:

I've got them, I'm looking.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Looking at the South, I've got to look at my bracket. I filled it out. It's.

Speaker 1:

Auburn plays today, by the way, then Alabama plays tomorrow.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

About half the SEC's teams play today.

Speaker 2:

What about Kentucky this year?

Speaker 1:

Not as good this year. I've got them winning maybe the first game.

Speaker 2:

So everybody just isn't as good this year.

Speaker 1:

They really aren't. I mean it's more competitive because of the well, the transfer portal.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

In all sports.

Speaker 2:

See, I think the final four is going to be Duke and Tennessee.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I may have Duke beating Tennessee.

Speaker 2:

I have Duke beating Tennessee and then I think it's going to be Michigan State and Florida.

Speaker 1:

I don't think Michigan State makes it that far in mine, but I got Florida, winning it all.

Speaker 2:

I think, it's going to be Michigan and Michigan State.

Speaker 1:

So, if I get it right, you finish paying off my car. No, no, because we've still got the.

Speaker 2:

Jeep battle, but your car's almost paid off.

Speaker 1:

Well, it is paid off. I just want some cash. I was going to lie and say, oh, 10 grand.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I don't think Alabama. I'm an Alabama fan. I don't think Alabama's going to make it very far.

Speaker 1:

Are they going to win, at least tomorrow?

Speaker 2:

Who do they play?

Speaker 1:

I have to find my list. I don't have the list here. I forget who they play. Come on, man, I've only got today's games. Come on, I just know who plays today. So first game of the day is Creighton and Louisville playing their going to win. I've got Creighton beating Louisville.

Speaker 2:

Are you?

Speaker 1:

serious, I really do, and I'm upset. They're all sort of Not really.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, they're right number nine.

Speaker 1:

Louisville's the number eight seed and Creighton's number nine. Yeah, so it's a little bit of an upset. Yeah, there you have it.

Speaker 2:

I don't know, I think.

Speaker 1:

Louisville, but we will encourage you.

Speaker 2:

I'm just a girl.

Speaker 1:

But you know your sports you really do Well, I have to Except for this that I'm going to kick your butt.

Speaker 2:

No, Duke. I cannot imagine a world that Duke does not win this year or that Florida beats Duke.

Speaker 1:

Okay. So after the first game today, do you mind if I ask you a question tomorrow? Is that okay? If I ask you how does it feel to have your butt kicked, Is that okay?

Speaker 2:

No, because I'm going to be.

Speaker 1:

Both right after today. Okay, we'll see. All right, All right, we'll see. Anyway, the game one is 11-15. So people calling to work I'd go by and check on them because they're probably not sick.

Speaker 2:

What about Gonzaga and Georgia?

Speaker 1:

Gonzaga's going to be Georgia. Yeah, for sure, yeah, we'll see, we agreed on one we did 6-37. Wqsb mornings with Barry and Holly with Barry and Holly Whoa listen, because next week is the week-long celebration.

Speaker 2:

It's the week-long celebration of my birthday. Okay, and to celebrate the actual day of birth, morgan Wallen is coming to SNL. Nbc announced that actress Mikey Madison, off of Best Actress she won for Anora she's going to be the guest star and then the musical. Guest's going to be the guest star and then the musical guest is going to be Morgan Wallen.

Speaker 1:

Okay, returning to SNL, very good, hey, hey hey, for my birthday. Sweet of him.

Speaker 2:

Yep. Other upcoming guests include Jack Black and Jon Hamm, so that's something to look forward to.

Speaker 4:

Sure.

Speaker 2:

And then an original three-foot model of ET from the 1982 film ET, along with other items, will be auctioned off. The model, valued at $600,000 to $900,000, is the headlighting item. I know there's also items from Blade Runner, total Recall, dune oh Labyrinth.

Speaker 1:

Labyrinth. Yeah, the Wizard of.

Speaker 2:

Oz in Jurassic Park. Did you know that Hoggle is in Scottsboro? Hoggle, yeah, from the Labyringle is in Scottsboro Hoggle. Yeah, from the labyrinth.

Speaker 1:

In Scottsboro. Yeah, I didn't know that he's at.

Speaker 2:

Unclaimed Baggage.

Speaker 1:

Really.

Speaker 2:

In a little case.

Speaker 1:

How did he get there? You can't buy him.

Speaker 2:

They found him in a luggage.

Speaker 1:

No, yes, somebody lost their luggage with that in it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that was. I had to put it on and show her.

Speaker 1:

So ET, you've never seen ET. Yeah, I've seen it?

Speaker 2:

I think I've seen it.

Speaker 1:

So it's three foot tall. It's one of them, but I wish they could redo it today with the technology we have, because it was great back then with Spielberg, but that was such a good movie.

Speaker 2:

Yeah 1982.

Speaker 1:

But I'm not paying $600,000 for a three foot toy $100,000 for a three-foot toy.

Speaker 2:

No To $900,000.

Speaker 1:

Almost a million Not going to happen. I know.

Speaker 2:

School Spirits has renewed for a third season on Paramount+ Good show. And it's set to premiere in 2026.

Speaker 1:

Like it, it's good.

Speaker 2:

I liked it. It was okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And then John Wick is back on the big screen with Oscar-nominated actress Ana de Armas.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, actress Ana de Armas. Yeah, now it's her new movie. It's John Wick, the John Wick movie Ballerina. It's from the world of John Wick Ballerina, and they showed on the trailer. If you watch the trailer, he's in the trailer. So this takes place between John Wick 3 and 4. Okay, that's why you'll see some of those who've passed away in John Wick 4 in this movie. Oh, okay, like John Wick, that's why he's in this movie. And they say they have a huge fight scene coming up at some point.

Speaker 2:

Do you think he's dead for real?

Speaker 1:

I don't think so. I think somewhere along the way there will be another John Wick movie.

Speaker 2:

I don't think he can be dead Really.

Speaker 1:

I want to see this movie. This looks just like a John Wick movie. Some of the five scenes look great. Ballerina yeah, I like that you need to check out the trailer.

Speaker 2:

It's very good, it'll be good, all right 656 birthdays are coming up.

Speaker 4:

Barry and Holly on Alabama's Country, Giant WQSB.

Speaker 1:

Come on, man Story. Let's talk about traveling. A few words Speaking of traveling, a few it's. You've been up in the air four and a half hours, mm-hmm, and they turn the plane back around and they land.

Speaker 2:

Wow.

Speaker 1:

Because they have 12 toilets on this big plane, 11 of them are blocked. They're clogged. You can't use them.

Speaker 2:

So they turn it around.

Speaker 1:

They turn it around. They turn it around. Air India flight en route to Delhi Forced to make an emergency U-turn and head back to Chicago after 11 of the 12 toilets were clogged.

Speaker 2:

I'd be so mad.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Oh, I'd be so mad They'd already traveled four and a half hours.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And they said we can't go any further because we're just now halfway there and the toilets are clogged.

Speaker 2:

I would risk it with the one.

Speaker 1:

Would you?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'd say travel on 300 passengers are on there. No, I'd be like onward, let's go.

Speaker 1:

But you got about four hours left.

Speaker 2:

They can't unclog one of them. They're all clogged up. I guess the flight attendants aren't trained in toilet unclogging the flight attendants aren't trained in toilet unclogging, so when you use the bathroom on an airplane, yeah, where does it go? Yeah.

Speaker 1:

It doesn't just fall out of the sky. It's supposed to go into some little area Container and then they drain it when they land Supposedly.

Speaker 2:

Where does that go?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but supposedly I think that the minute you flush it just Falls out of the sky. Falls out of the sky.

Speaker 2:

No, because you'd be driving down the road and have something hit your windshield every once in a while. Wow, what did?

Speaker 1:

that bird eat. Yeah, my goodness, I guess birds do like corn, I don't know. Ew. Gross People were upset because they said almost immediately, 11 out of the 12 toilets were clogged. They had one toilet left that worked, with 300 passengers and four-hour trip remaining.

Speaker 2:

I'd be so mad if I was halfway there, been in the air for four hours and then plus everything going on with the airplanes right now like catching on fire, making emergency landings, all the trouble with the aircrafts is scary, did you read the story.

Speaker 1:

It says part of the problem was blamed on the choice of food the plane decided to serve the passengers. Doesn't say what exactly the food was, makes you wonder what was it.

Speaker 2:

You're on Air.

Speaker 1:

India oh my goodness, they have spicy food.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, they do have spicy food Very spicy.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, oh, my goodness, they have spicy food. Yeah, they do have spicy food Very spicy. Yeah, oh my goodness. 11 out of 12. Blocked, clogged, nothing will go past it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, wouldn't you have to hate to be the one to come out of the bathroom and be like Sorry. Sorry, this is number eight. Dude, Number eight is clogged. Not going there? Yeah, not going there.

Speaker 1:

Okay, we're down to one toilet. Somebody had to make that announcement. Yeah, going to the captain.

Speaker 2:

We have one toilet, sir. He said turn it around. We got a problem, turn the plane around.

Speaker 1:

Eleven people have clogged the toilet. They blew it up.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, ew, that's terrible.

Speaker 1:

I don't know, but then you got a four-hour trip and half-hour trip back to the original airport, so you got to hold it for at least four and a half hours.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

And hope nothing happens.

Speaker 2:

Your hours are wasted. Because you got one toilet left and there may be plans like some people, jump off a plane and go straight into a meeting.

Speaker 1:

Sorry we're going to be late because the plane clogged up?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the toilets are clogged. Yeah, sorry, mr Boss, I'm not going to be able to be there on time.

Speaker 1:

Imagine them hitting some turbulence. They're trying to hold it in the best you can Just shake it.

Speaker 2:

Start shaking your body around.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's like shaking a Dr Pepper it's going to start spewing.

Speaker 2:

Oh God.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's awful Foaming, yeah, 7 On.

Speaker 4:

Alabama's country, giant WQSB.

Speaker 1:

College Nuggets. What's going on today? You're driving me crazy. Hold on, oh see, see your phone just got you into trouble. No, it did not, and I warned you about that phone, barry. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I will not go eat tacos with you, that's fine, oh no, you're supposed to say I'm sorry, oh please do, my day will never yeah, did you know? That nearly 90% of American families buy a pie each week.

Speaker 1:

I find that hard to believe. 90%. Even when I was at home, my mother would make one every now and then. Every now and then, usually in the summertime, with strawberries. Ain't nobody eating pie every week, so nine out of ten families go buy a pie. I'd find. Who does a survey? We need to go talk to the survey people um 90 percent of people no very. I don't know one single person that buys a pie when's the last time you for the girls would have bought a pie?

Speaker 2:

I thought I'm gonna get me some pie. We're gonna get a pie for dessert tonight, girls, you know what y'all been good.

Speaker 1:

This we're going to get a pie for dessert tonight.

Speaker 2:

Girls, you know what? Y'all have been good, this weekend let's go get a pie.

Speaker 1:

I think they would protest and say no, we don't want no pie.

Speaker 2:

They would say what is a pie? Probably.

Speaker 1:

What is a pie? Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I don't want that.

Speaker 1:

Have you ever made a pie for them?

Speaker 2:

Barry, real, okay, are you being for real? No, but this survey. Have you ever made a pie? Yes, you have made a lot of pies, yeah, you have. Yeah, hey, um, I've ate oatmeal and cream pies that's not quite what they're talking about a couple times I've had one as a birthday cake. Mama would stick a candle in the middle of one.

Speaker 1:

I'd honestly rather have a pie than a cake for a birthday would you? I love key lime pies, lemon pies, strawberry pies. I love those. Peanut butter pie is hard to beat.

Speaker 2:

Has my cake been ordered?

Speaker 1:

What cake.

Speaker 2:

I better get a cake. On Friday, everybody is going to have a piece of cake and celebrate, except Sabrina, she won't be here, and Will, he won't be here.

Speaker 1:

He won't be here next Friday.

Speaker 2:

Oh, next Friday, yeah, yeah, not this Friday. Yeah, yeah, that's not this week. Yeah not this Friday. I think Rachel's is either the day before or two days before mine.

Speaker 1:

She said hers is the day before your birthday.

Speaker 2:

So I want to have a joint, even though I really, really want to celebrate my birthday.

Speaker 1:

Yeah Well, let her tag along, then I will. She can have a lick of icing.

Speaker 2:

And it's Beth. Y'all hear us talk about Beth. It's Bobby's first birthday on the 28th.

Speaker 1:

That's a busy week.

Speaker 2:

It is. It's a lot of birthdays, okay, which, by the way, I think I signed this up to go to a birthday party. So you will be joining me.

Speaker 1:

They have good birthday parties.

Speaker 2:

They do Lots of good food. 73% of people have used a streaming service without paying for it. I believe that more than I do the 90% eating pie. Every single one of my streaming services is logged in.

Speaker 1:

Do you pay for any of them?

Speaker 2:

Not a single one. Now I will say this I used to be the backbone. I used to be the streamer carrier and I used to pay for YouTube TV. I used to be rich in a different life.

Speaker 1:

But now you ride coattails of others.

Speaker 2:

Yes, I just ride the coattails of others. I just yours, really yeah, and I'll text you. It'll be like 9 o'clock at night. I'm like, hey, give me that code.

Speaker 1:

You're about to get a code and text to you. Because Netflix is trying hard to stop this. Yeah, they try, but we keep to me saying are you at your home? Is this your permanent home? As in yes, yes, my permanent home.

Speaker 2:

Because I keep changing TVs. It does, but if I didn't have Netflix, I couldn't have watched Yellow Jacket season one 20% of women have left a hair salon in tears.

Speaker 1:

Yes, did that happen to you.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, one time I decided, I wanted bangs.

Speaker 1:

Oh no, did it turn out well, uh-uh. Was it the person's fault or your fault for choosing bangs?

Speaker 2:

It was my fault. I've used the same hairdresser. Her name's Brandy Hancock. I've used her since I was 14 or 15 years old, so that was your fault Over half my life. Oh yeah, she was like holly. I don't think you'll like this with the way you wear your hair, yeah, and I said no bangs, do it? Cut the bangs, girl she's the expert, expert.

Speaker 1:

You gotta listen to the expert, she does she.

Speaker 2:

She'll tell me straight up this is a horrible idea. Okay, I've come in with some crazy stuff I would listen and we've colored my hair every color of the rainbow before. Yeah I believe it had pink, blue, purple oh my goodness yeah, but when I when I wanted. I'll never do bangs again. Yeah, yeah, but I've left the. Have you ever have you ever have you?

Speaker 1:

ever left with a bad haircut I came home once and daddy didn't think I had enough hair cut off and made me go back, because he said I told you I didn't want it to touch your ears when you got home was it long? No, for him, it was your, it was.

Speaker 2:

Your daddy was mean.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he was tricked with a hair Every summer. We used to get it shaved, so that way we didn't have to have a haircut during the summer.

Speaker 2:

They would shave it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, when I was little, but you didn't care about hair back then it made you run faster.

Speaker 2:

Swim faster. Well, no, not you. You can't swim, I could swim, I could run faster.

Speaker 1:

You can't swim, I can swim, I can run faster. Run around the pool faster, yeah, all right, 756. Wqsb Mornings with Barry and Holly Mornings. Crime story Crime slash animal story. Do you remember Turtle when you were growing up? In one of the little bowls, turtle bowl.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I think we did, we went through quite a few. Yeah, I think we did.

Speaker 1:

I eventually would let them go, but yeah, but they would just say they never made it, I guess, because we'd always get it out and we'd play with it and you'd take it and you'd go budding budding with his feet on the no, you can't budding, budding them we did, no, no did his little feet go yeah, sort of, until I guess it got tired and then I had to put on my sunday clothes for saturday and buried my turtle, sorry he didn't make it, but anyway, anyway, what did? You name him? I don't remember.

Speaker 2:

That would have been.

Speaker 1:

We had so many of them because they had this like one, two and three and four and five, I don't know. They never made it very long.

Speaker 2:

I like turtles, I would always overfeed them. Isn't it weird that their shells are their nervous system.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I didn't know.

Speaker 2:

When you're a kid, you just play with turtles, you don't know, First you budden, budden them, Then you thump it on the shell.

Speaker 1:

So you're thumping his spine Motorboat at his feet. Oh Lord.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so.

Speaker 1:

Anyway, anyway, a Pennsylvania man triggered a body scanner alert when he was walking through the airport. What's wrong, budden budden, budden, budden, bud, wrong mama. He stopped moving, but anyway, they went off and they were looking and said, okay, wait a minute, pull over here, sir. And they had to check him. They saw something in his pants and they made him get out of line and they found a live turtle concealed in his pants oh, was it a snapper no, or he wouldn't have been standing still if it was Because they don't let go until it thunders, or whatever.

Speaker 2:

Until the third moon passes the sun.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. So they patted him down and, sure enough, there it was. Around the groin area he then revealed a five-inch red-eared slidered turtle wrapped in a towel. Luckily, the towel is the only thing between him and the red-eared snapper turtle. The five-inch turtle yeah, the man missed his flight was removed from the area. He was arrested because he was trying to, I guess, smuggle the turtle into the.

Speaker 2:

Can you imagine being the security guard? Like Guys, he's got something on him. Looks like a turtle. I need some help over here, okay and there's three guys they're talking to.

Speaker 1:

Who was the last one that was hired? Seth Seth, you got to pat him down. Braden, braden, you go pat him down.

Speaker 2:

Braden, get that five-inch turtle out of there.

Speaker 1:

He's got a five-incher in his pants over there. So go over there and pat him down.

Speaker 2:

See what pants over there, so go over there and pat him down, see what you find.

Speaker 1:

Sure enough, the guns back and said yes, sir, we found a five inch, uh red eared slider turtle, you do value your job, right uh, yeah, if mrs corrington is listening I'm being very careful.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, um, and respectful you should my mama's watching too and she'll be some irish spring soap she will, um, so why do they always hide stuff and stuff it around their groin? That's the number one place that people are going to.

Speaker 1:

I put it in my shirt.

Speaker 2:

I think I put it in like a hat, like a. Hat Like my hair, Like make a bun and just tuck it in there.

Speaker 1:

I'm not putting that down my pants.

Speaker 2:

No, not something that's a lot.

Speaker 1:

I've got a little mouth on it. There's no way.

Speaker 2:

Even if it's not a snapper turtle, it could turn into one.

Speaker 1:

I would at least get a rubber banner and wrap it around his mouth.

Speaker 2:

I mean, what kind of space does this man have in his pants that he can wrap a turtle, a five-inch turtle, into a towel and tuck it in and not be?

Speaker 1:

I may explain why he was flying solo. He had plenty of room in the.

Speaker 2:

Trunk.

Speaker 1:

Okay, let's see Front truck. We probably need to move on.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we hey. Why did the turtle cross the road? I?

Speaker 1:

don't, I have no idea.

Speaker 2:

I have no idea To get to the shell station Boon, boon, boon Okay. Boon, boon, boon boon boon, boon, boon, boon. What type of photos does a turtle love to take? No idea. Shelfies.

Speaker 1:

Shelfies. Oh, that one's good, yeah, okay, the best one of the bunch is Okay, what do you get when you cross a turtle? And a giraffe? No idea, a turtle neck.

Speaker 4:

Those are good, it's 8.30 there On Alabama's Country, giant WQSB.

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