WQSB Morning Show with Barry and Holli

Episode 218

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Speaker 1:

Hey, this is Barry. With the Barry and Holly Morning Show on WQSB. You can get behind-the-scenes chat, exclusive giveaways and more content from us.

Speaker 2:

Hey, if you love the podcast, join us live every morning from 6 to 9 on the WQSB Facebook page to our program of cheery daytime, june.

Speaker 1:

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy ride. Arise and awaken.

Speaker 3:

It's time to rise and shine and get your morning started with Alabama's award-winning morning show. Hello listener, good morning, good morning to you, broadcasting live from high atop Alabama's beautiful Sand Mountain. Do you remember when it was our September? Please welcome your hosts, barry. How dare you break wind before me?

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry baby, I didn't know it was your turn. They spice it up, they make life not boring and, holly, I'm excited and I feel relaxed.

Speaker 3:

I'm ready to party. Help is on the way. I love them. I take them everywhere.

Speaker 1:

WQS. Good morning. It is 6.08, not the first half of September or the 21st half of September. It is the first full day of spring, Isn't?

Speaker 2:

that Reagan's birthday.

Speaker 1:

It is, yeah, but it doesn't feel like the first half of spring. I tell you it was so cold yesterday at the Snead baseball games. Luckily I was in the press box, but just watching the players, I think they own every piece of clothing that Snead merchandise sells and I don't blame them, because it was brutal.

Speaker 2:

And the press box hated yes, oh, lucky you.

Speaker 1:

Thank you very much Coach Underwood for that. But man, it was so cold and today it gets better by Sunday 75. And today it gets better by Sunday 75. And of course, having this weather, 75 storms Sunday night, Of course, of course, of course. How severe Really? They're saying strong thunderstorms but as far as like a tornado outbreak, not expecting that, but still a thunderstorm or two, but that's still a couple of days away. Today just grabbed the coat for a lot of kids. Today's the last day of school for a while. A lot of spring breaks are next week.

Speaker 2:

I know Spring breaks, which means it's almost the end of school year.

Speaker 1:

That's what I always, whenever we had spring break, you knew that when you come back like if you were a senior, you knew you don't have much time left.

Speaker 2:

You didn't do much, no.

Speaker 1:

You didn't do a whole lot, but some spring breaks for this week. Sorry, it's been so cold Like this morning. It's 26 in Fort Payne and it is a frosty morning. I have frost on the windshield, Sunshine 61 today, Tomorrow 70. And then Sunday 75. And a lot of upset people in the world right now.

Speaker 2:

I know I saw it.

Speaker 1:

You too. I guess, At what time of the day did your bracket get busted?

Speaker 2:

um what time did the game start?

Speaker 1:

11 15 yeah I didn't realize that alabama was playing alabama state I mean auburn was playing well I told you until we until we went to lunch you were picking the racket and you said auburn's gonna lose the first game. I thought, thought, hmm, okay, I wonder if she really knows who they're playing in the first game. Alabama State's good, but they're not Auburn good.

Speaker 2:

They're not Auburn, good so.

Speaker 1:

Auburn showed them. So, anyway, your bracket went down early in flames. Mine went down when Clemson lost and about 90% of the US people with brackets also went down. You also went down. Oh, look, you can find it. Look it up in a minute. It went from, excuse me, from 100% perfect brackets to 5.7% after that one game, oh my gosh, wow. There was always a game because Clemson was like a number five seed and they lost a first round game and was nobody really. A lot of people had to make it to the final four. Mm-hmm, nobody, really. A lot of people had to make it to the Final Four. That didn't happen, so they're done Not this year.

Speaker 1:

And the brackets are done. According to ESPN that's the word to use the ESPN one they were showing. I was looking last night probably even worse than that now because even a couple of other big teams lost but that was the biggest upset, I guess, as far as the SEC. Sec went 4-2. Auburn won, tennessee won, texas A&M won, arkansas won that's probably another one because Arkansas upset Kansas. Yeah, I saw that that probably busted some brackets too.

Speaker 2:

That was the late-night game.

Speaker 1:

They're saying that's one of the first times in many years Kansas has lost in the first round.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I watched that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so anyway, sec went 4-2. That yeah, so anyway, sec went forward to missouri, lost and uh who was the other one lost a georgia, georgia yeah, they got destroyed.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but today more sec. First game of the day mississippi state plays baylor, but alabama they're playing this morning at 11 40. So if you look around the office and can't find some people and they said I don't feel well, my stomach's hurting, no, they're going to be home watching alabama. They'll be trying to find True TV on their TV, uh-huh. So that's the channel. It's on True TV. I guess we have it on?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we do. I have it on YouTube TV. Why is it on True TV? I don't know. Is that a court TV show? I think it is, I don't know Like I'm sure.

Speaker 1:

it's owned by CBS, I guess. But why don't? They just throw it on the Weather Channel or something, if they just want to get weird.

Speaker 2:

Put it on PBS.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, put it on Showtime and then show Yellow Jackets.

Speaker 2:

Put it on Nickelodeon.

Speaker 1:

Something weird. Y'all get crazy. So they play, and then you've got Vandy playing St Mary's later today, then Ole Miss plays North Carolina, florida plays Norfolk State, troy plays Kentucky and that'll be all the SEC teams. So anyway, that gets underway. So pretty much every bracket. There's very few perfect brackets left, but we'll check that. Other stuff going on Starting next week. Are you ready for the dog walking forecast?

Speaker 2:

I'm ready, doug's going to be put up today.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so Doug's picture. Now he's on the if you go to our website. Yeah, so Doug's picture.

Speaker 2:

Now he's on the if you go to our website, yeah, you can see. Doug is my dog.

Speaker 1:

The dog that's on there is on like the main page.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, is.

Speaker 1:

Doug the dog. Yeah, holly's dog.

Speaker 2:

My best buddy.

Speaker 1:

He's so good.

Speaker 2:

I screamed at him last night I was almost asleep, because I was almost asleep and I was like dozing in and out. It wasn't last time, it was yesterday afternoon about three o'clock and he starts barking and won't stop. And I'm saying hush doug, but dad told me to never, um, stop a dog from barking, because they're alerting you to something that's true.

Speaker 1:

There's something going on. Probably juno the hedgehog passed gas or something.

Speaker 2:

Probably something.

Speaker 1:

Made Doug mad. I should probably start running on the wheel. But Doug, he's violent I had to stop by to pick up something interesting. He's a groin puncher.

Speaker 4:

Oh, I know.

Speaker 1:

He goes straight for the groin, he comes in and he's so happy, yeah, when he jumps it's like two paws right into the groin.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I think he knows what he's doing Direct target. I think he knows what he's doing.

Speaker 2:

I mean, he does it to me too. I've never heard a dog giggle until Doug.

Speaker 4:

He giggles and walks off.

Speaker 1:

Like he knows.

Speaker 4:

He's the best boy.

Speaker 1:

I love Doug.

Speaker 2:

But we've had some dogs come in.

Speaker 1:

We've had dogs, come in. Let me encourage you. This picture that we're going to use every day is going to be put up on our Facebook page. So if you have a picture and it's not that flattering, maybe take another one. It won't take you but a minute. Just take a picture of your dog.

Speaker 2:

For example, a good one. We had a dog submitted yesterday with a Bud Lock hand and a cigarette ashtray in the picture.

Speaker 1:

I'm sure you're proud of that.

Speaker 2:

But your home, which I picture, I'm sure you're proud of that, but your home, which I don't, that's up to you, it's your day your decor, but we try to keep it kid friendly here at wqs.

Speaker 1:

So we don't want to promote the dog smoke and drink. No, first of all, we're not promoting that. No, but seriously, that picture was not really in focus. It was like somebody just walked by with a camera just for snap and walked home, yeah, and went to the fridge and got another beer. We We'll make them watch more games.

Speaker 2:

Maybe they had had multiple beers and thought it was a good picture.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but some of those may not be used because we want these to be good pictures. You don't have to go get a professional to come in there and do a photo shoot, but it takes a little bit of time. Take a second or two.

Speaker 2:

And give us your dog names.

Speaker 1:

And your name.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, give us your name. Yeah, give us your name.

Speaker 1:

Carson wants to put the dog names up, we have to have the dog's name. Yeah, we have to.

Speaker 2:

And half of the entries we got yesterday did not have the dog's name, so I'm going to tell you if we get a dog picture without a dog name on it, we're not going to use it. Or we may use it and name it ourselves.

Speaker 1:

We may name it. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

You may rename your dog Carpet Scoocher. Wqsv rename my dog.

Speaker 1:

We'll name it Scoocher. Yeah, everyone. But seriously, we're starting on next week and thank you to everybody Dr Josh Conley, wall Street Dentistry for being the sponsor of this. We're doing it at 7 o'clock, when we do the 7 o'clock news, coming up after Scott Chambers, you'll do the weather and then we will salute a dog of the day every day, weekday, and we'll put the picture up on Facebook and it's a chance to be proud of your dog, but be proud of it with a good picture.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Don't just take a goofy picture just to have a picture.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we're looking for the good ones we do. If not, we'll just keep using Doug.

Speaker 1:

You don't have to have the human's name that would be nice, so we can also give you a shout out, but at least give us the dog's name. Okay, you can do this on our website, wqspcom. Look for the dog walking forecast link, and that's where you'll find it. Yep, how do you know? Other things going on. Today is going to be a cool morning, not as windy, but a nice afternoon. So what else is going on with this official first full day of spring?

Speaker 2:

Today is National Crunchy Taco Day.

Speaker 1:

We celebrated yesterday with.

Speaker 2:

Taco.

Speaker 4:

Day.

Speaker 2:

According to recent studies, tacos contain 21% protein, versus the fiber bars 15% protein, so it's better for you than a fiber bar.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they both make you go to the bathroom the same amount of time, though.

Speaker 2:

Uh-huh. And then 61% of Americans prefer crunchy taco shell over soft. I got soft yesterday I think it depends.

Speaker 1:

Depends on the time. Like if you're sitting sitting down at a restaurant, I'd rather have crunchy, but like sometimes you whip through the drive-thru crunchy taco goes everywhere.

Speaker 2:

No, you can't eat that and drive safely, I'd say the worst one to get.

Speaker 1:

I mean, it tastes good, but the uh el paso. What's the one you get where you make it yourself at home? Is it old El Paso? Do you get the whole box?

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Every time you take the first bite, it explodes and falls apart.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I think it's made to self-destruct when you take a bite and it turns into a taco salad.

Speaker 2:

I feel like, of all the foods you could eat on a first date, tacos would be the most awkward. I agree, don't you think? Yeah, because there's no Crunchy tacos.

Speaker 1:

Because there's no way you've got to turn your head. Yeah, you can't be cute If you're trying to kiss or something and you've got your taco up there. Yeah, you've probably got a body trying to be cute and sexy and all the next thing you do, you think about it and dismanalized.

Speaker 4:

Treaded cheese goes everywhere.

Speaker 1:

You've probably got taco juice on your nose.

Speaker 4:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

That's embarrassing. Yes, yes, yes, the waiter comes over and makes fun and she ends up going home with him. Oh wow, so it happens that escalated. It happens, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Here's you a little something extra TikTok videos of men cutting their eyelashes to look more masculine. No, yes, this, yes. This has generated millions of views on TikTok.

Speaker 1:

Okay, when I first saw this, I was thinking eyebrows, uh-uh, because I have a friend back in school who shaved his eyebrows to be cute, off Off. No, it took like years to get any kind of eyebrow back.

Speaker 2:

No, don't shave your eyebrows off.

Speaker 1:

You look weird he thought it was going to be funny. He thought it would be cute. No, it took him years to get his eyebrows back.

Speaker 2:

No, don't do that no. I'm talking eyelashes.

Speaker 4:

Eyelashes.

Speaker 2:

So that's different Eyelashes yes, it's a user on TikTok. He has over 37 million views on there.

Speaker 1:

Why.

Speaker 2:

I think because it's so ridiculous.

Speaker 1:

So he cut them all the way off.

Speaker 2:

He cuts them off to the base.

Speaker 1:

That is crazy.

Speaker 2:

Men with okay, I have seen men with better eyelashes than women, that's true. Like, why would you want to cut those beautiful things off, don't?

Speaker 1:

do that Question to you. Do they grow back? Do they grow? Eventually, and if they do, then why don't you have long eyelashes, like some older men, have ear hair coming out to their shoulders?

Speaker 2:

Because they fall out. Oh okay, when you wash your face or rub your eyes or lay on your pillow, they fall out when it's time?

Speaker 1:

I didn't know, I was just asking.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, they get to a certain length. Can you see my eyelashes from?

Speaker 1:

there. Yeah, you have long eyelashes, thank you, are those real?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I want fake ones.

Speaker 1:

You don't need them.

Speaker 2:

No, I want some.

Speaker 1:

Because you have pretty eyelashes. Those are long and they're real.

Speaker 2:

Well, they've got mascara on them.

Speaker 1:

Well, you don't have to have fake ones, then You're good.

Speaker 2:

I would like to have some, though, yeah, anyway, experts say don't do this, because eyelashes serve an important purpose they protect your eyes from dust, pollen and debris. I didn't know that, oh, and here I am right. Eyelashes typically fall out on their own and take six to eight weeks to grow back they do grow back?

Speaker 1:

okay, they do. And these. So a new trend on tiktok men are shaving them or cutting them down to the base don't I'd be afraid that if you're cutting them, you're going to cut your eyelid.

Speaker 2:

No long eyelashes on a man is not feminine, it's beautiful.

Speaker 1:

This is there. You can't help it. No, don't be ashamed of it.

Speaker 4:

Why.

Speaker 2:

Why are we doing this?

Speaker 1:

Who started it? Somebody along the way. So I'm going to start me a TikTok trend. What's this? I'm going to cut my eyelashes. He said I don't want to look feminine anymore.

Speaker 2:

I want to look like a man. So now we got 37 million views.

Speaker 1:

And does that work? Get you any money? Oh, I'm sure it does. Okay, cut mine then. Okay, I got the weekend coming up.

Speaker 2:

I need some cash we'll have to call trinity from revive skincare because I'm too scared. I'm too scared to get that close to your eyeballs.

Speaker 1:

Well, you're afraid you'll poke them out.

Speaker 2:

I don't want to touch anybody's eyeballs.

Speaker 1:

I don't like eyeballs. I don't even want to touch my own.

Speaker 2:

I don't even want to touch my own.

Speaker 1:

I have trouble with eye drops.

Speaker 2:

They gross me out.

Speaker 1:

I can never hold my eyes open and put them in.

Speaker 2:

Have you ever had a whole eyelash in your eye?

Speaker 1:

Yes, it drives you crazy because you cannot get it out. I know it hurts. You feel like you got like a tree limb in there.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1:

You can't get it out. It feels so much bigger than it really is, and then you get out and you say that was what was bothering me, yeah, wow.

Speaker 2:

Just this little tiny lash.

Speaker 1:

Goodness.

Speaker 2:

Even a bottom lash up in there.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Okay, okay. When you go grocery shopping you know most people carry a list with them.

Speaker 1:

I do. I have stuff. I'll forget them if I don't.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 4:

Well, my list is just a piece of paper and it says if you see someone, you know, just look at me and pretend you're reading your grocery shopping list, so I don't have to talk to people at the grocery store.

Speaker 2:

So you look busy like you really are. Oh, I can't have to talk to people at the grocery store. So you look busy Like you really over there. Oh, I can't. So you're looking at the sour cream.

Speaker 1:

Where is it? I just pretend I'm on the phone.

Speaker 2:

Do you yeah?

Speaker 1:

You pull out that movie, what do you do?

Speaker 2:

I avoid eye contact and change aisles. Yeah, no, most of the time if I see someone, I'm like the one you don't want to see, because I'm like, give me a hug, I know. Yeah, I can't believe I get to see you.

Speaker 1:

Most of the time I'll fake shop. You ever do that.

Speaker 2:

I've never fake shopped.

Speaker 1:

No, you're looking at something and you have no interest ever in buying that, but you're going to look at it until they move.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I guess I have done that with clothes, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Anything, it don't matter. I'm looking at pig's feet. I'll be like, oh wow, I'll pick it up and look at the can Pickled in 1972. I'll look around and there's still this. What else can I look at?

Speaker 2:

Why do people hate running into each other?

Speaker 1:

I don't know. I like it, I like people, I do, but sometimes I don't know.

Speaker 2:

You're going to scare people and they're not going to want to approach you.

Speaker 1:

No, I just said I don't know.

Speaker 2:

Approach me. Yeah, give me a high five. Yeah, tell me you love this show. Let's fist bump.

Speaker 1:

They'll throw you in the white van and take you to the.

Speaker 2:

For being friendly.

Speaker 1:

You don't know.

Speaker 2:

For being friendly. They're going to take me.

Speaker 1:

You'll be on Dateline soon. Oh my gosh, Holly must tell us she went grocery shopping.

Speaker 2:

Holly was exchanging in a friendly hello.

Speaker 1:

One minute she was in the bone section. Next minute her bones were gone. Yeah, If you see her, call this number.

Speaker 2:

Nobody wants these bones.

Speaker 1:

No, that's 623.

Speaker 3:

Mornings with Barry and Holly here on Alabama's country giant WQSB.

Speaker 1:

So what about round two? First matchup Morgan Wallen against Thomas Rhett. They both won their first round. Morgan beat Carrie Underwood and Thomas Rhett beat Old Dominion. So early voting, morgan Wallen pulling away.

Speaker 4:

He's going to win, are you surprised?

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

It doesn't hurt that you just announced you've got a brand new album coming out. Yeah, he's got a brand new album coming out. Yeah, yesterday he's got a brand new album coming out.

Speaker 2:

I think he's going to have 37 songs on it. Yeah, it's somewhere from 31 to 37. I can't remember that is amazing, but it's over 30 songs.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and he's probably wrote almost all of them, if not all of them.

Speaker 2:

He's talented.

Speaker 1:

I know he's. I said hey we've got to play this tomorrow? Yeah, let me find it, it's in here. Yeah, you want to play it next? Yeah, we'll play that coming up next.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I called you or I texted you last night and I was like Morgan Wallen's dropping his album. Two tracks are going to be released tonight. We have to play this one in the morning.

Speaker 1:

I love it. Okay, what do you like about the song? I haven't heard it yet.

Speaker 2:

You put me on the spot here. I like it because it's Morgan's style, but it's. I like the words.

Speaker 1:

Another breakup type song. Yeah, somebody did me wrong. Yeah, he's got a bunch of those, I know.

Speaker 2:

He's been done wrong, Barry.

Speaker 1:

Well, maybe he did the wrong and he's writing it from his point of view.

Speaker 2:

Maybe girls have done him wrong, and that's writing it from his point of view. Maybe girls have done him wrong and that's why he acts like he does.

Speaker 1:

Maybe he's done them wrong. Then they're like messing and saying, hey, here's what you did to me.

Speaker 2:

Well, probably Probably so. But he says you know, like I go out with other girls or I go out and try to move on with my life, but I leave a little room just in case.

Speaker 1:

Just in case you call, just in case you want to come back.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, just in case you want to come back.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's good, I like it Okay.

Speaker 2:

What.

Speaker 1:

I'm looking up Rotten Tomatoes. We're about to talk about Snow White.

Speaker 4:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

It went from being a really good reviewed movie to 46% on the Rotten Tomatoes.

Speaker 4:

Oh.

Speaker 1:

Wow. But Rotten Tomatoes, oh Wow. But it's another one of those live action movies which you do not like.

Speaker 2:

No, I do not. I've never liked a single one of them. Yeah, I like Wicked. I watched that last weekend when I was in recovery.

Speaker 1:

Still haven't seen that, so you do like it.

Speaker 2:

It was good.

Speaker 1:

Anyway, snow White does open tonight in theaters. So if you're looking for something new, you really can't trust these rotten tomatoes. Sometimes they give you a good, a good view of what, but these are based on from um movie reviewers who get paid for this. Just because they don't like something don't mean that you, when I've seen some of the rotten tomatoes, had like under 50 and to me it was a good movie yeah, that's probably because your taste it is weird well, you don't agree.

Speaker 1:

They've seen something to the right. The reviews were bad, yeah, but you still said I like that movie.

Speaker 2:

Like what? Because I remember we saw one and I was like I like it. What was it? I forget what it was, it was recent.

Speaker 1:

It was. It was one of the ones that was like a Netflix movie or something.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And the reviews were horrible. And I loved it, but it still was a good movie. I If you want to see a new movie Disney's Snow White. It opens up later on tonight in theaters. Back to the voting. You can vote for Morgan Wallen or Thomas Rhett, but go on to our Facebook page. It's going to be pinned at the top. You can vote till midnight tonight, All right. So what else is going on?

Speaker 2:

Recall alert on frozen foods. Oh no, Stuffers lasagna, lean cuisine, frozen meals. Oh no, Stouffer's lasagna, Lean Cuisine frozen meals. They may contain wood, how, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

How does food contain wood? I?

Speaker 2:

don't know. It says they're being recalled due to the potential presence of wood-like material, and that's from the FDA. Wow, so I don't know. There's four frozen meals which, thankfully, I don't know. There's four frozen meals which, thankfully, I don't like any of these. But I love a Ling Cuisine. Here they are, stouffer's Party Size Chicken Lasagna.

Speaker 1:

I don't like chicken, I like regular lasagna.

Speaker 2:

I don't want chicken lasagna.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

Ling Cuisine Butternut Squash Ravioli.

Speaker 1:

I'll never be in danger of getting wood poisoning from that one. That sounds really good to me.

Speaker 2:

I would be in trouble on this one. Lean Cuisine Spinach, artichoke Ravioli oh yeah, yeah, give it to me. And then Lean Cuisine, lemon, garlic, shrimp, stir Fry.

Speaker 1:

I'll pass on that one. So they're finding wood chips in these foods.

Speaker 2:

They're finding wood-like material, so I don't know. I don't know what it is exactly. Did you read?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it says pieces of wood, Wood-like material. Okay, where are they making this at? In my kitchen if I make something, there's zero chance you're going to have pieces of wood in my spaghetti Zero chances. I'm not over here cooking spaghetti. Then I go over here and I make a bookcase yeah, whittle a little, not in the same room? No, it's not going to happen. So they're telling me that whoever, whatever company, is Stouffer's, apparently they've got Stouffer's like furniture. Is their furniture also Stouffer's? No, must be.

Speaker 2:

No, but I would say like, maybe if it was like a wood fire pizza, I'd be like, ooh, they use real wood, I'm impressed.

Speaker 1:

Okay, that would make a little more sense.

Speaker 2:

But ravioli I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Oh, Chef Boreardi over there has got his.

Speaker 2:

He's thriving.

Speaker 1:

He's got his little, he's living life Jigsaw going.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, he's living life. Let's talk about this. Have you ever heard of the ick.

Speaker 1:

I have.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Because you told me about it.

Speaker 2:

Yes, I did. The ick is when you're into somebody and then they do something that completely turns you off and the infatuation that you had for them just dies.

Speaker 1:

Does that ever happen to you? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, for women. It often happens. If a man displays feminine behaviors or embarrasses themselves, and with men, it's with women who try to be overly trendy, I get that or use irritating speech patterns.

Speaker 1:

What do you mean overly trendy? What does that?

Speaker 2:

mean.

Speaker 1:

Like probably like Anything they see on TikTok or Facebook, or they try to do it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Be part of a trend.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and it's just trying too hard. You're just trying too hard. Is there anything that gives you the ick? We talked about this with Will. I can't remember what he said.

Speaker 1:

Because he does. What about you? Is there something that you say that if the other person does this, that's something that's going to make me think?

Speaker 2:

you say that if the other person does this, that's something that's going to make me think you're not what I thought you were. I don't like faces, Like when people make faces.

Speaker 1:

Oh, what do you mean?

Speaker 2:

Like that.

Speaker 1:

Like you just did. Like what you're doing right now, just kidding, like when people are real animated and they make I figured you'd hate it when people turn off your microphone Like that, uh-huh yeah, you hate that, I hate that.

Speaker 2:

That's not the ick, that just makes me mad. Almost said that word, yeah, but seriously, what kind of thing?

Speaker 1:

Has something happened in the past? I'll tell you this.

Speaker 2:

Okay, this is what gives me the biggest ick when I'm out to dinner with a man and he's rude to the waitstaff, oh, that gives me the ick. I agree with that. I hate that.

Speaker 1:

I've seen people do that. I cannot stand that. That bothers me.

Speaker 4:

It's the ick.

Speaker 1:

Because that is a job and they're working so hard and need to respect everybody.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I agree with that.

Speaker 2:

What gives you the ick?

Speaker 1:

That's a good one right there.

Speaker 2:

But what is it? It?

Speaker 1:

is Not necessarily a man does it.

Speaker 2:

I've seen that. What is something that a woman does that you're like ew?

Speaker 1:

I would say don't pay attention when you're trying to talk to them.

Speaker 4:

Oh, I do that all the time.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I know that bothers me. No, it does.

Speaker 2:

Like you're maybe you look and they have no response and don't have an answer because they didn't hear a word.

Speaker 1:

You just said that makes you not, that makes you not want to be around. No, it just bothers me that they're not even listening. I thought, okay, if you don't even care what I gotta say, then I hope you can find a way home what do women do that make you not want to be around them, though? I don't know. Yeah, I have nobody me, so you can do pretty much anything and I'm like a puppy.

Speaker 2:

If I walked in and I saw a man cutting his eyelashes off, that would give me the ick.

Speaker 1:

Okay, here's one. Yeah, if you do this, if I do this, if I wake up and you're holding a pillow over my face, probably not going to want to be around you again Probably not.

Speaker 2:

I don't think you're understanding what the ick is.

Speaker 1:

Is that not icky?

Speaker 2:

No, that's dangerous, or you?

Speaker 1:

wake up and she's sitting over there with a pen and paper in the bed making notes on True TV on how to kill your husband and hide the body.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that is still not the ick that is psychopathic behavior. I'm trying to think I the ick. That is psychopathic behavior. I'm trying to think I have icks.

Speaker 1:

I don't know like a body like you eating, going out to eat and they chew their mouth open and don't mind burping or anything else?

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, see, now you're getting it, now you're getting it.

Speaker 1:

That kind of thing when you're out there and she's got her mouth open and she's just I hate.

Speaker 2:

I dread the day when a man takes me out to eat. Yeah, because I have been by myself for so long that I eat like a slopped up pig, like I have friends. That joke with me when I used to have friends before I worked here, and my hours change. Now you have no friends, now I have no friends, Because I have to go to bed at 6 o'clock, but when we would go out to eat, they'd be like Holly, be cleaner. And they'd be like yeah.

Speaker 2:

I've never noticed that we go out to lunch every day.

Speaker 1:

And I'll be honest with you. I'll be totally honest. Yeah, I've never done this. We go out to lunch every day and I'll be honest with you, I'll be totally honest. Yeah, I don't know of anything you've ever done that made me not want to go back out to eat with you.

Speaker 2:

Well, thanks, I really don't.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, there's not one thing I say I wish you would stop that or I wish you wouldn't, because first of all, you're being you. If it's not completely, we're just there talking about whatever, having a good lunch, mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

But no, I don't know of the one thing I would say that is an ick towards you.

Speaker 2:

Okay, good, that gives me a little bit of confidence.

Speaker 1:

But you've got a whole list over there on me. I see it on your phone.

Speaker 2:

I have icks.

Speaker 1:

You just pull up Barry's ick list. It'll be I-L.

Speaker 2:

No. And when it says that most, most women don't like when men show feminine behaviors, yeah, I'm not sure what that means. I don't either. I don't know. I don't know If they use a number two.

Speaker 1:

They do a number two.

Speaker 2:

And don't flush it.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that's yeah, that's definitely icky, that's an ick yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, if they brush their teeth and leave toothpaste all in the sink. Yeah, that's an ick. Yeah, yeah, if they brush their teeth and leave toothpaste all in the sink.

Speaker 1:

That's an ick. Yeah, that's bothersome.

Speaker 2:

If they shave their beard and don't clean it up, that is an ick.

Speaker 1:

I was always told leave it like you found it.

Speaker 2:

So if you walk into the bathroom and you didn't find beard stubble laying in there, so don't leave it there. Yeah, so I think that the ick is when you're absolutely obsessed with somebody and everything they do is perfect, and then they do that one thing and you're just like oh no, that must be a pretty big thing.

Speaker 1:

It's a thing. Yeah, yeah, all right, all right. 639.

Speaker 3:

Mary and Holly on Alabama's country giant WQSB.

Speaker 1:

And be sure to make your guess with their what the blank game? It's on our Facebook live and nobody's won yet. Nobody's got it right. You could win 50 bucks worth of prizes that we'll give away later on this morning. But first pile of stories.

Speaker 2:

What on earth is going on today? Netflix has ordered a reality competition series called the Golden Ticket. It's inspired by Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The show's going to have strategy, adventure and social dynamics and it says a retro-futuristic chocolate factory.

Speaker 1:

What does that mean exactly? I?

Speaker 2:

don't know. It's using a golden ticket to navigate through various challenges as a retro, futuristic chocolate factory. What does that mean exactly?

Speaker 1:

I don't know it's using a golden ticket to navigate through various challenges Only if you have to eat chocolate.

Speaker 2:

I don't know if it's like an obstacle course or like what Do you make?

Speaker 1:

chocolate. Do you eat chocolate? I always think of Willy Wonka instead of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when I think of, because one of my favorite movies was the old one with Willy Wonka, you know. But then it came out. I guess the original name was Charlie and the Chocolate Factory of the book. It was on the book yeah, I always think of Willy Wonka, but to me I would think of some kind of candy. Maybe there's like a making, you make something, or I don't know.

Speaker 2:

That'll be worth checking. It says Strategy Adventure and. Social Dynamics.

Speaker 1:

So it's on Netflix coming out soon.

Speaker 2:

Yep, Sherri Shepherd's talk show Sherri was renewed for season four.

Speaker 1:

I've never watched that I've never seen season one.

Speaker 2:

The show recently ranked number two behind the Kelly Clarkson show.

Speaker 1:

I mean just bigger than the Drew Barrymore show.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I like Drew, it just is Wow, okay, I've never seen it.

Speaker 1:

I haven't either.

Speaker 2:

Disney and Pixar announced.

Speaker 1:

Coco 2. That's going to be cute. Coco is good. Yeah, Coco is good.

Speaker 2:

It's going to be set in the land of the dead. It will have a theatrical release in 2029.

Speaker 1:

Wait a minute Four years.

Speaker 2:

Why release it now? Why even come out with?

Speaker 1:

it, why even announce this in four years?

Speaker 2:

Four years.

Speaker 1:

Can you not get them to draw faster?

Speaker 2:

Harlow will be driving.

Speaker 1:

She'll no longer have an interest in Coco.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

She's on the verge of not having an interest now, I guess, but in four years, yeah, wow.

Speaker 2:

Yeah and then. Okay, here's this the Malaysian government has approved a new search for the missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.

Speaker 1:

I forgot about that. Yes, they never found that plane, did they In?

Speaker 2:

2014.

Speaker 1:

It's been 11 years.

Speaker 2:

Texas-based robotics company Ocean Infinity will search the southern Indian Ocean. That's where they think that the aircraft crashed in 2014. Yeah, if it's successful, ocean Infinity will earn $70 million for finding the wreckage Whoa Mm-hmm. Ocean Infinity will earn $70 million for finding the wreckage Whoa Mm-hmm. The flight vanished on the way to Beijing from Kuala Lumpur. Yeah, hmm, with 239 people aboard. I forgot about that story.

Speaker 1:

It just went away. That was a huge mystery.

Speaker 2:

Just that it still is. I have no idea.

Speaker 1:

No clue what happened.

Speaker 2:

No, nobody does. If you knew, you'd be a millionaire.

Speaker 1:

Exactly so. If they find it, they get $70 million.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, if they find it.

Speaker 1:

That's going to be tough. Yeah, 657 birthdays are next.

Speaker 3:

Mornings with Barry and Hall here on Alabama's country giant WQSB.

Speaker 1:

Talked about Memphis all day, Tuesday, St Jude and then you got these five men. Nothing to do with St Jude. They were arrested earlier this week after they stepped out of their car in the middle of a busy intersection in downtown Memphis. Memphis has crazy traffic too, so here they are.

Speaker 1:

Okay, they're at the red light, they jump out and you've seen people run around the car sometimes to get back in. They didn't stop there. They got out of the car, began twerking and dancing in front of the car, around the car, sometimes to get back in. They didn't just stop there. They got out of the car, began twerking and dancing in front of the car around the car. One guy even got on the hood. They were driving a 2016 Chevy Malibu and light turned green. Didn't matter, they were still going at it. One guy dancing on the hood. Police pulled up, took them all five away. Makes you wonder what else was involved to make them get out of there.

Speaker 2:

I was about to say why did they arrest them? That seems a little extreme.

Speaker 1:

First of all, they were blocking traffic and it makes you wonder maybe there was, maybe a substance they were drinking, inhaling smoking, sniffing doing whatever that caused them to want to get out and twerk.

Speaker 2:

Just feel better, you know.

Speaker 1:

At least pull over to a rest area, maybe the side of the road or a parking lot.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, don't walk traffic.

Speaker 1:

But the middle of the road. Yeah, what would you think? You're sitting in a red light. Look over people jump out of a car, begin dancing. I know what you would do. First thing you would do is grab your phone and video it.

Speaker 2:

Yes, I would probably be the one to do the dancing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And then my future husband would see me and that would be his ick, and then he'd never find me again. Oh, he said at first he thought you were the one until he saw you, twerking he was like I thought you were it, and then I saw you twerking in traffic on a car, on your 2016 Chevy Malibu hood?

Speaker 1:

I thought no.

Speaker 2:

And I got the ick.

Speaker 1:

She's not the one.

Speaker 2:

She's not the one, she's not Mama.

Speaker 1:

I thought I found my true love until she twerked on the hood at a red light next to CVS.

Speaker 2:

And got taken to jail Mama Taken to jail.

Speaker 1:

She got booked, mama, for twerking on the hood at the red light. There's a country song there, somewhere too, oh, somewhere there is yeah. You could probably sing it sing it Probably so. I could buy you some music and sing it.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

You think so?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1:

Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2:

Oh, this one.

Speaker 1:

Can you do it?

Speaker 2:

I think so.

Speaker 1:

Okay Picture Jack and Rose are in the 2016.

Speaker 4:

Chevy.

Speaker 1:

Malibu Rose gets out and starts twerking on the hood. Jack's in there looking at her.

Speaker 4:

Oh, wow.

Speaker 1:

He's sitting behind his true wife saying I love her Until now.

Speaker 4:

Every day in Memphis in my 2016 Chevy Malibu. I stop at a green light and I twerk it on down. I know there's Rachel.

Speaker 1:

I try not to go to jail but get the lyrics.

Speaker 4:

I'm twerking so fiercely. They have to arrest me and take me downtown. That was excellent. What do?

Speaker 1:

you think, rachel, she's here for nine. Be sure and tip your waitress and be careful driving. It's 741.

Speaker 3:

Mornings with Barry and Holly here on Alabama's country giant WQSB.

Speaker 2:

No matter where you work, chances are you cuss at somebody or something 55 times a week 55 times.

Speaker 1:

That's a Monday here.

Speaker 2:

That's a day.

Speaker 1:

That's a Monday.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, we all have potty mouths, every one of us. No, yes, we do, holly Barry, I've never Barry Dwayne Galloway.

Speaker 1:

Yes, ma do, holly Barry.

Speaker 2:

I've never Barry Dwayne.

Speaker 1:

Galloway.

Speaker 2:

Yes, ma'am, I have heard every single person in this building cuss at least one time. Yeah, well, except for Ted, I think. I don't think I've heard Ted, but Bill does yeah.

Speaker 1:

Bill invented most of these words. I know.

Speaker 2:

I know, and he's, how old is Bill? In his 80s?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he invented the first one.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I cuss him. I don't know about cussing in my head, but I'll say especially that time clock man, I know oh.

Speaker 1:

I know Rachel's in charge of the time clock. It's no fun. She drop kicked it the other day, didn't she? No?

Speaker 2:

I had to do what she said and reboot it and then it worked, but it took like 10, it shaved 10 minutes off my time Just tell me, just let me know. I will. 10 billion with a B condiment packages are thrown away each year and never used. That's a lot of waste. Yeah, I believe it. I wonder how many bottles that is.

Speaker 1:

That surprises me, Because a lot of the places you go to they just throw a handful in there. I thought if your manager just knew how many you just gave me.

Speaker 2:

Not anymore. I haven't when are you going, that you're getting a handful Jack's Huddle House?

Speaker 1:

Sorry, but it happened. The other day I got a whole bunch of ketchup man.

Speaker 2:

They've never gave me. I never get extra, I'm the favorite.

Speaker 1:

Sorry, there's barry there's barry, you know they love you and they give you extra ketchup?

Speaker 2:

okay, at chick-fil-a they have a little basket that you can return your unused condiment sure good idea when I, I worked at cracker barrel when they first opened yeah, like I was probably 17, 18. And we saved all of our butters and jellies.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they're stingy too. They are very stingy. When you get pancakes you have to have it like do a urine test, Just get an extra thing of pancakes, sir, I know.

Speaker 2:

They'll say sir, can you please give me a sample? You have to get it notarized, Sting.

Speaker 1:

You have to get notarized and then you have to. It's tough.

Speaker 2:

Then you have to put in an application.

Speaker 1:

They bring in a detective who gives you questions on why you want that.

Speaker 2:

Yes, and then they do. Yes. It's tough, just forget it, I'm going somewhere else.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, my pancakes already dried out.

Speaker 2:

Your favorite part is they do a strip search. They do yeah.

Speaker 1:

I requested that. I requested that. Then I just want to prick its the average american says I'm tired out loud. Three times a day they've been watching you haven't been.

Speaker 2:

I'm bad about this.

Speaker 1:

She's really bad about this. I know I'll say, oh you're sleepy, so tired.

Speaker 2:

I'm so tired, I'm sleeping, I'm so sleepy, barry, that's it that's you make that noise though that noise is an egg.

Speaker 1:

That's your noise, no that is not my noise, though that noise is an ick. That's your noise. No, that is not my noise. We've all heard it.

Speaker 2:

I don't think Holly makes that noise. Thank you, Rachel.

Speaker 1:

I've heard it many times.

Speaker 2:

No, I don't say uh yes you do. But I do say, man, I'm sleepy. Then your head hits the counter and you bounce it off and go back to work. It did wednesday.

Speaker 1:

I took, I took, I took uh naps in between sets on wednesday yeah, after the radio, that was a rough day after the radio.

Speaker 2:

It was a long day. Yeah, I'm too old to be working. Like, uh, well, I'm too old too, but do you ever say I'm tired? Like do you ever just say I do too. Do you very? You don't really do that no, really.

Speaker 1:

No, you don't really do that nobody cares you're just talking to the wall.

Speaker 4:

You're just talking to a wall of post-it notes, basically I mean what are they supposed to?

Speaker 1:

say to you.

Speaker 2:

Let me help you with that.

Speaker 1:

Pick you up and take you outside and swing you on the porch? I don't think so. No, nothing, nothing, they can do about it no, there's no.

Speaker 2:

Maybe get you a little shot of espresso or something, probably. Yeah, now I will say I'm tired often in like Chandler and Sheila Peppers. True, they bring me Alani's and Beth, so it kind of works, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Marbrick is waiting. Okay, let's call him, we'll go. All right, thanks, rachel. All right, bye, that's 754.

Speaker 3:

Mary and Holly On Alabama's Country, Giant WQSB.

Speaker 1:

Speaking of dancing, here's another dancing story, totally different. Florida man, of course. Florida man, his name is John. John has been accused of unlawfully obtaining gyrations from an exotic dancer. I've never heard of this before. Did they make this law up? Unlawfully obtaining gyrations from a dancer.

Speaker 2:

Is that a legal offense?

Speaker 1:

Basically, he didn't pay for a lap dance, oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

Unlawful. Say that one more time.

Speaker 1:

Unlawfully obtaining gyrations from an exotic dancer. God.

Speaker 2:

I hate when that happens.

Speaker 1:

He didn't pay for lap dances yeah Worth about 160 bucks, whoa. Police say he enjoyed these services and rained ladies and gents in Clearwater, then claimed he didn't have the money to settle his bill. Deppie noted that he appeared to be under the influence of alcohol. He spent 12 hours in jail. I thought he was going to say 12 hours in the club.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's where I thought that was going to.

Speaker 1:

He's been advised to stay away from Reigns in the future. Advised Advised, so not banned. Don't come back. No advised. They said we don't recommend you come back here I wouldn't, because he walks back in and any of the dancers recognize him. They did all that. That work. He may get like a high heel. What do you call the end of it?

Speaker 2:

Stiletto.

Speaker 1:

Right in his eyeball. That's my guess. He might Be a new murder weapon for Arthur Crown.

Speaker 2:

I just imagine the girl like submitting his claim like I gave him gyrations and did not get paid.

Speaker 1:

It was worth $160. It was the best dance of my life. I worked it. I even backed that thing up.

Speaker 2:

I twerked on the headlight.

Speaker 1:

And he paid me nothing. He said he didn't have any money.

Speaker 2:

And it was worth. I know I was worth at least $160.

Speaker 1:

At least, at least, at least.

Speaker 2:

And I said, ma'am, we'll put him in jail and advise him not to go back.

Speaker 1:

Did he even pay for his chicken sandwich or his two drinks?

Speaker 2:

Who does it? You don't get chicken sandwiches at the club.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that's what a good friend told me.

Speaker 2:

I didn't know.

Speaker 1:

Yes, you do know, I've never been to one. Whatever I promise.

Speaker 2:

You've never, I've been.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that's where you were last night.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's where.

Speaker 1:

I was.

Speaker 2:

I was sending you screenshots of Morgan Wallen's new album while at the club receiving legal

Speaker 1:

gyrations, I wonder what that gold pole was behind your head. I didn't know what you were doing.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, just at the club supporting my girls.

Speaker 1:

They claim $160. How did they break it down to how much it's worth?

Speaker 2:

That's what I was saying. I know that my worth is at least $160.

Speaker 1:

$80 an hour, I don't know an hour. If you date for an hour or for a minute, for 10 minutes.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I was about to say that's a long time, Barry, that's a long time. Your expectations may not be met when you go to the club.

Speaker 1:

I'm giving $160. I better get that chicken sandwich. I'm giving $160. I better get that chicken sandwich. Well, in Florida it's $8.31.

Speaker 3:

Mornings with Barry and Hall here on Alabama's country giant WQSB.

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